We’ve got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. And if that ain’t enough to tickle your fancy, how about this – every player gets their own personal llama butler to fetch them snacks while they’re building their epic castles.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. And the only way to find it is by riding a pig through a maze of lava pits while wearing a chicken suit.
So what are you waiting for, ya big chicken? Join our Minecraft server now and let the shenanigans begin!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of rogue players start a prank war that escalates into a full-blown TNT explosion extravaganza. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure, only to realize it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing diamond armor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary faction known as the Potato Knights, who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes and wield swords made of french fries. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for their potato pun-filled battle cries.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Trust me, anon, you won’t regret it.
| Description | Live in Australia or New Zealand and sick of laggy servers? This server is hosted in Sydney with perfect connection for Oceanic players. Looking for old school PVPers and chill players interested in building and grinding skills. |
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| Server IP | murkpvp.sparked.network |
| BEDROCK IP | 103.152.196.66 |
| BEDROCK PORT | 19132 |
All players start with an Iron kit and a custom item. Teleport within the survival world and start playing. Only spawn is protected, everything else can be broken.
If you are a mature moderator or admin with experience handling plugins, send a message on Discord at discord.gg/KBk4583a.
imagine fighting off hallucinating mobs and crazy animals infected with mind-controlling diseases, all while trying to survive in a world where nothing is as it seems.
if you’re looking for a truly unique and insane minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the madness and emerge victorious!
Version: 1.21+
Prosper Prison is a next-level, competitive prison server designed for players who love grinding, custom features, and an engaging community. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore grinder, Prosper Prison offers an immersive and rewarding experience with unique mechanics, balanced progression, and an economy that rewards skill and strategy.
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Prosper Prison is built for fun, competition, and progression. Whether you’re new to prison servers or a seasoned player, you’ll find a home here. Join today and begin your journey to becoming the richest and most powerful inmate!
Version: 1.21+
Discord: dsc.gg/prosper-prison
Join us if you wanna experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.
Forget about boring old servers, come to ours where the grass is neon green and the diamonds are made of cheese.
You’ll be questioning reality every step of the way, wondering if you’ve entered the Twilight Zone or just had too much sugar.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see for yourself that we are not the same…we are on a whole other level of cray-cray!
We have a supportive community that will help you come to terms with your “hidden” sexuality, whether you’re actually gay or not. Our players are experts in self-acceptance, denial, and compulsory heterosexuality – they’ll make sure you feel right at home, even if they have to stage a gay intervention to do it.
So come join us on our server, where you can dress however you want and talk about your troubles without judgment (unless it’s about being straight, then we might have to have a serious talk). Don’t be like our friend who left the fancy restaurant in a huff – stick around and let us help you discover your true self, whether it’s a Minecraft pro or a secret lesbian in a glass closet. See you there!
Our server is a magical place where you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone else’s mess. No more moving stuff from one chair to another and calling it cleaning – here, you can truly relax and enjoy a clean virtual world.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life laziness behind. Build, explore, and never have to deal with a messy partner again! Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over who should clean the bathroom.
But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with the villagers and we all wear matching leather armor, it’s like a rave but with more zombies. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other, like the time I replaced all of someone’s torches with TNT and they were like, “LOL, you got me good!”
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and maybe not steal all my diamonds, okay? See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
