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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 7626 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 125 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 |
I called up my Minecraft girlfriend to tell her to stop spending our in-game currency so frivolously. I mean, we need to save up for that enchanted diamond sword, right? But she got all huffy and said it felt like I didn’t trust her with our virtual funds. Like, come on, babe, it’s just pixels!
Long story short, she finally removed my card from her Minecraft Apple Pay, and now we can start fresh with our savings. So, if you want to join our Minecraft server, where the drama is as real as the diamonds, come on over! Just be prepared for some serious in-game financial discussions and maybe a few virtual therapy sessions.