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CraftyCreeperPutin

all-weather friend, bilateral relations, CraftyCreeperPutin, defense collaboration, economic cooperation, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitics, global affairs, India, international diplomacy, Moscow, mutual respect, pm modi, political ties, Putin’s leadership, russia, strategic partnership, summit meeting, trusted ally, world leaders

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7827
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

come join dis minecraft server, where we build like we in moscow with pm modi and russia as our all-weather friend. trust me, putin be leading us to greatness in dis virtual world. we be crafting like there’s no tomorrow, building friendships like never before. come join us and be part of the epic adventure, comrade. we promise you won’t regret it, da?

PeeveCraft

annoying habits, biggest annoyances, biggest dislikes, biggest frustrations, biggest grievances, biggest irritations, biggest pet peeve, frustrating actions, irritating behaviors, irritating situations, PeeveCraft, personal annoyances, Pet Peeves, things that annoy me, things that bother me, things that bug me, things that drive me crazy, things that get on my nerves, things that infuriate me, things that irk me, things that rub me the wrong way

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6039
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work? Sick of getting lost in the Nether? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your pixelated prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are as obsessed with mining and crafting as you are.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal pets, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your biggest pet peeves in the Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake!

RocketDroneWarsMC

Advanced weaponry, aerial attacks, air bases, Conflict, Defense, defense capabilities, eastern europe, international relations, long range drone, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, missile strike, national security, Palianytsia rocket drone, precision strike, RocketDroneWarsMC, russia, Ukraine, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3982
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

HEY U GUYS WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?? WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA!

JOIN US AND EXPLORE OUR EPIC WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT DIAMOND TREES AND RAINBOW SHEEP THAT POOP OUT GOLD BARS!

WE EVEN HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAID VILLAGERS SELL MAGIC POTIONS MADE FROM WITCHES’ TOENAILS!

AND IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH, WE HAVE A HIDDEN PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU TO A LAND WHERE EVERYTHING IS UPSIDE DOWN AND CHICKENS RULE THE WORLD!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH LAUGHS, ADVENTURE, AND LOTS OF EXPLOSIONS! #BESTSERVEREVER”

USB Bandits

advanced security measures, bandits, combination, Cracking, crime, cyber, data, Digital, ENCRYPTION, Future, HACKING, INFORMATION, Protection, random words, robbers, Safe, SECURITY, Technology, theft, thieves, usb

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5816
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

yo, u ever wanted to be a futuristic robber? well dis server is da place for u! instead of crackin safes, u be crackin a set of 12-24 random words on a USB! imagine da thrill of sneakin around, tryna steal dem precious words to unlock da ultimate treasure! join now and be da master thief of da future!

GlacierWaveCraft2023

100m-tall waves, 10km stretch, 50-100m, 60M, exceeding 200m, GlacierWaveCraft2023, megatsunamis, melting glaciers, peak height, rockmass, rugby stadium, Slope

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6087
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	694973	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Yo, bros and broettes, come join our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing melting is your brain from all the crazy fun you’ll be having! We’ve got megatsunamis with 100m-tall waves that’ll make you scream “WOOO” as you ride them like a boss.

On September 16, 2023, a rockmass the size of a freakin’ rugby stadium detached and fell like a clumsy noob down a slope. The resulting megatsunami had a peak height of over 200m, taller than a giant zombie trying to dunk a basketball. It was as tall as 60m along a 10km stretch, making it the most insane ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ride the waves of destruction like a pro. Just remember to bring your floaties and a sense of humor, ’cause things are about to get wild, yo!

Travel the Minecraft world in style with the Global SMP, now with added Java 1.21 flavor!

ADDED, Builder, buttery-smooth, Casual, Community, Datapack, Discord, District, Experience, Explorer, flavor, games, Global, IMPROVEMENTS, java, Minecraft, Performance, Purpur, Qol, rules, shopping, smp, Style, Suggestions, travel, Vanilla, world

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3471
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Towns Built:	10
Void Gems Collected:	28	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Global SMP Minecraft Server

Hello! We are an 18+ vanilla Java Minecraft server that strives to create the best SMP experience. Whether you are a builder, explorer, or casual Minecraft enjoyer, we welcome all players. Build a base in the vast world of Minecraft, go on a shopping spree in the shopping district, and participate in games with other members. No one can tell you what you can or cannot do (except for griefing…)

You will find a tight-knit community here with players from all over the world. With some minor datapack QOL improvements and buttery-smooth performance from Purpur, you can’t ask for much more – that being said, we’re always open to suggestions! Life can be stressful, but Global SMP is your getaway from the real world – without the hassle of travel!

If you are interested in joining us, please join our discord read the rules and then click apply-here!

Discord

Dynamap

Website

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age to play on the server?	Players must be 18 years or older to join.
Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	Griefing is not allowed, but other than that, players are free to play as they wish.
Are there any plugins or mods on the server?	We use some minor datapack QOL improvements and Purpur for performance, but it is mostly vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord, read the rules, and then follow the application process.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Yes, we are always open to suggestions from our community.

PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

2D Hentai Games, dlsite, H-Action Games, hentai rpg, IPFS Edition, japanese games, linux, Machine Translation, Minecraft, Newcomers Guide, Nifty translation tool, Page 10., PixelPleasure, RGSS Decrypter, RJ Code, RJ Gallery, RPG Maker RTP, rpgmaker, Server, VH FAQ, Violated Heroine, visual novels

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	346
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the slutty vanilla elf edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our elves are so slutty that they make the Ender Dragon blush. You won’t find a more scandalous group of elves anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

2. The pastebins are so spicy, you’ll need a fire resistance potion just to read them. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the drama and intrigue of our server.

3. We have a machine translation tool that will make you question reality. Who needs accurate translations when you can have hilarious mistranslations instead?

4. Our RPG Maker games will have you questioning your sanity. Get ready for a wild ride through a world of pixelated madness.

5. And don’t even get me started on the RJ Code Quicklink Script. It’s so revolutionary, it’ll make you feel like you’re hacking into the Matrix.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the elves are slutty, the translations are wacky, and the RPG Maker games will blow your mind. Just make sure to wait for page 10 before making a new thread – we have standards, you know.

ColdExchangeMinecraftSMP

#youtube, Bitcoin, COLD STORAGE, COLD WALLET, ColdExchangeMinecraftSMP, Crypto, cryptocurrency, digital assets, exchanges, finance, FINANCIAL PROTECTION, hacked, HACKING, investing, not safe, online investments, online safety, online transactions, personal security, Scams, SECURITY

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1848
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of getting hacked on those sketchy exchanges? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we trade diamonds instead of crypto! That’s right, no more worrying about getting hacked and losing all your hard-earned loot. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry creepers. Will you risk it all for the chance to strike it rich? Join now and let the chaos begin! #DiamondsOverCrypto #SMPAdventure

BoysOnly Minecraft Server

#boysonly, aita, baby boy, baby clothes, baby gender, baby girl, baby shopping, family conflict, family dynamics, Fatherhood, gender bias, gender disappointment, gender expectations, gender preference, Gender Reveal, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship issues, Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8607
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	293	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some wild and outrageous fun!

Join us for a chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft baby gender reveal party! Will it be a boy or a girl? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – there will be fireworks, confetti, and maybe even a surprise appearance from a baby zombie!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy twists and turns, just like this story of a husband who only wants a boy baby and threatens to leave if it’s a girl. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now! Who knows what other shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way.

AdoptedAndLovingIt

AdoptedAndLovingIt, adoption, advocacy, anger, anger management, bi weekly visits, clingy behavior, CPS, family dynamics, foster care, foster parents, intrusive behavior, parental figures, personal space, regret, running away, separation, Siblings, social workers, stress

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8033
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics just like our player did with their siblings and social workers.

With mandatory bi-weekly visits from social workers and the constant drama of being separated from your siblings, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, you can even adopt new parents just like our player did – who needs a boring old family when you can have a Minecraft family instead?

So come on over and join the chaos – because who needs a peaceful Minecraft experience when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions and drama instead? See you in the game, and remember – family drama makes for the best Minecraft adventures!

LovinCraft SMP: Partner Pranks & Builds

Affection, appreciation, Bonding, Builds, Caring, Connection, expressions of love, gestures of love, Happiness, Intimacy, joy, Kindness, love, LovinCraft, partner, pranks, relationship, romance, showing love, small gestures, smp, special moments, Support, thoughtful

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3106
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	6704	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and not having anyone to share your diamond loot with? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you and your partner to embark on epic adventures together!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a base with your loved one, fighting off creepers side by side, and even going on romantic mining dates in the depths of the Nether. Who needs couple’s therapy when you can bond over crafting enchanted gear and battling the Ender Dragon together?

Plus, rumor has it that if you and your partner build a heart-shaped house, you’ll unlock a secret chest filled with rare loot and a pet panda that will follow you around and give you relationship advice. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and show the world that love truly conquers all, even in the world of Minecraft!