Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and flying pigs!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to ride off into the sunset on a sparkling unicorn?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as having anal sex with Henya! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Legend has it that on our server, you can find a magical diamond sword that was forged by a unicorn’s fart. Yes, you heard that right. This sword is so powerful that it can turn your enemies into chickens with just one swing! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server, there lies a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. And the only way to unlock it is by doing the Chicken Dance while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on our server.
So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to experience what it’s like to have anal sex with Henya (Disclaimer: Henya is a fictional character and any resemblance to real persons is purely coincidental).
“How About a New Name Actually SMP”, or hannaSMP, is a whitelisted 1.20 vanilla survival server made for small streamers. If you want to start collaborating with other small streamers or even just need content to stream, then this is the place for you.
What do I need to join?We accept all Twitch streamers, no matter how big or small, as long as you agree to stream as much as you can while online on the SMP. We accept other streaming platforms too, but we don’t recommend streaming anywhere other than Twitch.We accept non-streamers too, but it’s greatly preferred that you stream, especially for trust reasons.Sign up to join the SMP here, we’ll follow up with you in Discord DMs in the future.If you’d like to talk to meet the SMP members before joining, head over to discord.gg/skedgy. It isn’t the main server for the SMP but it’s where most of us hang out.
Can I join on Bedrock?Not at the moment. Maybe in the future.
Extra InformationNormal difficultyNot crackedDiscord requiredImageFrame installedCasual play encouragedSome focus on lore, but you do not have to take part in it
Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama of your daughter’s questionable career choices! Build a virtual world where your daughter is a respected architect instead of a softcore model. Who needs therapy when you have blocky landscapes to explore and pixelated pigs to befriend? Let’s craft away the stress and forget about your daughter’s side hustle in the most absurdly entertaining way possible!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and limitations? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and madness!
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But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear that will make you the envy of all your friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether that leads to a disco party with the Ender Dragon!
So why did they do it, bros? Because this Minecraft server is where the fun never stops and the possibilities are endless. Join us now and prepare for the most epic adventure of your life!
Are you tired of your boring old life in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where your wife is actually a creeper in disguise. But don’t worry, she’s a real blast at parties! Literally.
Explore our server and you’ll stumble upon a secret underground club run by a group of dancing skeletons. They may not have any flesh on their bones, but boy can they boogie! And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a performance by the Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.
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So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a zombie and a villager. It’s all in a day’s work on our crazy, wacky server!
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Are you tired of your wife nagging you to do chores and take out the trash? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your only responsibility is to build epic structures and survive against creepy mobs!
On our server, you can team up with other players to create the ultimate fortress and protect each other from the dangers of the night. Who needs a wife when you have a trusty Minecraft buddy to watch your back?
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure buried deep within the virtual world. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Forget about buying your wife expensive gifts, just show off your virtual riches instead!
So come join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your real-life responsibilities. Who knows, you might even find a new virtual wife who appreciates your epic building skills and monster-slaying abilities!
As of now, CitrusMC’s pre-season is open for visitors. We’d like to see some new faces stop in and give us feedback! Remember, a lot of features are still limited access or not active yet. This time around we are introducing peaceful factions with a new spin on boss fights; dungeon raids! Join now!
Brand NEW map, towns are already forming and the map is wide open for exploration and creativity!
Community-minded server with a family-friendly atmosphere! Come join us in the quest for survival, with perks like land claims, rollback protection, anti-grief and other server protections. Attentive staff and friendly playerbase help to make for a positive experience. Come and build your town, with us!
Our only entry requirement is that you are aged 16+
We are a mature group of players but we still know how to have a good time! If you would like to join us, please check out our forums.
🐾 Pet Paradise: Explore the world with your furry friends by your side! Collect and raise pets to join you on epic journeys.
🏡 Premium Claim Plugin: Secure your dreams and build without worry! Our premium claim plugin ensures your creations stay safe.
🌟 Custom Ranks: Climb the ranks and unlock exclusive perks! Rise from a humble builder to a legendary architect.
🎉 Epic Events: Brace yourself for exciting events that bring our community together! Unleash your competitive spirit and win fantastic prizes.
💰 Innovative Currency System: Trade, earn, and thrive in our unique economic landscape. Watch your wealth grow as you embark on new adventures.
🛒 Fancy Villager Shop: Indulge in a shopping spree at our stylish villager-run marketplace. Discover rare items and essentials for your journey.
🎩 Hat Collection: Express yourself with a vast collection of hats! From silly to sophisticated, find the perfect accessory to match your style.
🛋️ Custom Furniture: Make your builds truly unique with our custom furniture options. Design and decorate your space to reflect your personality.
🤝 Friendly Community: Join a community that values collaboration and creativity. Build lasting friendships while crafting your own masterpiece.
Thetys.fun is not just a server; it’s a home for Minecraft enthusiasts who share a passion for building, exploring, and having a great time together. Join us now and embark on a journey like no other!
Embark on an extraordinary journey with NinjaSMP, a server where the meeting of Java and Bedrock players sparks a dynamic, unified community!
⚔️ Siege Wars: Engage in epic battles! Launch strategic wars against rival towns, test your tactical prowess, and dominate the battlefield in an adrenaline-fueled experience.
🏡 Towny Plugin: Shape your legacy! Establish thriving towns, form powerful alliances, and lead your nation to greatness in a player-driven world teeming with political intrigue.
🎣 Pyrofishing and Pyromining: Immerse yourself in exhilarating adventures! Unleash the thrill of mining and fishing like never before, with blazing features that redefine the essence of the Minecraft experience.
💰 Economic Empowerment: Participate in a vibrant player-driven economy! Open your own shops, trade goods, and craft the destiny of your virtual realm through lively commerce.
🕸️ Silk Spawners: Master the art of customization! Seize control with Silk Spawners, allowing you to collect and wield spawners for a uniquely personalized and powerful gameplay experience.
🆓 Free to Play: NinjaSMP welcomes you with open arms and is completely free to play! Unlock ranks for quality of life enhancements, accessible vanilla features, and crates offering exciting cosmetics through votes.
Join us now and become a cherished member of the NinjaSMP family, where the possibilities are as boundless as the blocks in your Minecraft world! 🚀 Immerse yourself in the extraordinary – your adventure awaits!