Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden family funds, secret gambling losses, and unexpected college funds for cousins. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness all the juicy drama firsthand?
Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate through family feuds and financial scandals while building your dream Minecraft world. Join now and see if you can uncover more secrets than a detective in a mystery novel!
Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Just like the time I built a giant statue of a crying baby to commemorate the day I lost my Minecraft virginity. Yes, you heard that right, we celebrate all milestones here, big or small!
But beware, there may be some players who like to mock cry at you randomly. Don’t worry, just laugh it off and keep building your epic creations. And if anyone crosses the line, just call your Minecraft girlfriend to pick you up and escape the drama.
So come on over to our server and let’s build some memories together, because life’s too short to take Minecraft too seriously!
But wait, there’s more! We have this crazy tradition where every full moon, we all dress up as creepers and go around pranking other players, it’s hilarious. And our leader is this dude who claims he’s actually Herobrine in disguise, like what even? But hey, it makes things interesting, am I right?
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of a little bit of chaos and mayhem, in which case, stay far away from us, we don’t need any party poopers in our crew. Peace out, fellow gamers!
| Warped SMP Server Overview | |
|---|---|
| About Us | Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. We have a friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members. |
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla with Fabric and quality-of-life datapacks |
| Community | Diverse player base with community collaboration, group projects, and server-wide events |
| Expectations | High standard for new players and applications |
To join Warped SMP, you must first join our Discord server and then submit an application. Make sure to take your time on your application and ensure it meets our standards. If it doesn’t, we may ask you to redo it.
Yes, Warped SMP stays true to its semi-vanilla roots and only uses quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid game-changing addons that go beyond vanilla mechanics.
Yes, we last reset the server earlier last year and have no plans for another reset in the near future. Our priority is to provide a stable environment for players to work on builds and projects without the threat of a looming reset.
You can join our Discord server for regular updates on server events, news, and announcements. We also have an Instagram account where we share screenshots and gallery from the server.
But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground club where you can confess all your kinks and fetishes to your fellow players. Want to dress up as a sexy Enderman? Go for it! Have a thing for crafting tables? No judgment here, bro.
And get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yeah, you heard me right. A freakin’ rainbow-farting dragon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Let your freak flag fly high in the sky of this wacky Minecraft world.
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the story of a 19-year-old who legally became the dad of his younger sister, Mj. Witness the heartwarming tale of love and sacrifice as he fights to give Mj the life she deserves, all while battling drug-addicted moms and crazy custody battles.
But wait, there’s more! Meet his girlfriend, Ida, who seems to have some secrets of her own. Will she accept Mj as her own daughter, or will she cause chaos in this already complicated family dynamic?
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft building on the side. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!
Join our server and build your own empire without any pesky siblings trying to mooch off your hard work. With our virtual real estate, you can create the ultimate kingdom and rule it with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, your choice).
Forget about family shunning and shame, on our server, you are the king (or queen) and no one can tell you what to do with your assets. So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to mine for diamonds or explore the Nether. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with entitled siblings!
