So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? Like, if you wanna find love and stuff in Minecraft, this is the place to be! We did some crazy research and found out that playing on this server can totally make you more secure in your relationships, like, no joke. And, like, if you’re feeling jealous, don’t worry, we got you covered with different types of playfulness that can help with that too. So, like, come join us and find love and happiness in the most epic Minecraft server ever!
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BlockyLove: Playful & Secure
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SecretsMC: HowScrewedRU?
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to keep all your secrets safe…unless you piss off our resident gossip llama, Larry. Larry has a knack for spilling tea faster than you can say “diamonds.” So if you want to keep your secrets safe, better watch your back around Larry!But don’t worry, there’s more to our server than just drama llamas. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. If you can outsmart them and make it out alive, the treasures inside will make you the envy of all your friends.
And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on our legendary boss, the Enderdragon…who also happens to be a master at playing the kazoo. Defeat him and earn the title of “Dragon Slayer” and a kazoo of your own to serenade your enemies with.
So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness that awaits. Just remember, Larry is always watching…and he knows all your dirty little secrets.
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Warped
Welcome to Warped SMP
About Us
Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Our community is friendly and welcoming, and we are always looking for new members to join us on our server.
Vanilla Experience
We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric and uses quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid game-changing addons and any modifications are discussed and voted on by the community.
Community
We have a diverse player base and encourage community collaboration through group projects, minigames, and server-wide events.
Respect
Our community is built on trust and respect, with laid-back rules to keep drama to a minimum.
How To Join
If you’re interested in joining our server, please join our Discord and follow the application process.
Important Links
Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer Do you have plans to reset the server? No, we have no plans to reset the server at the moment. Our priority is to provide a stable environment for our players. What kind of modifications are allowed on the server? We only use quality-of-life datapacks and avoid game-changing additions that go beyond vanilla mechanics. How can I join the community? Join our Discord server and follow the application process to become a member of Warped SMP.
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BroCarBorrower – Hubby Disagrees!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as reliable as my brother’s car? Look no further! Our server is like a brand new car, ready to take you on epic adventures. Just like my brother always puts gas in our car, our server is always fueled up and ready to go.Join our server and experience the thrill of lending out your car to friends and family. Need a ride to the yearbook photo studio? No problem! Just ask a fellow player for a lift. And don’t worry, we promise not to get mad like my husband did when you borrow our car.
So hop on our server and let the fun begin! Just remember, sharing is caring, even in Minecraft.
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AllergyCraft: BoyfriendBanishment
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any citrus allergies ruining your gaming experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and surprises, just like the unexpected lemon in that cake.Imagine a world where your boyfriend “Louis” can’t forget about your citrus allergy because there are no lemons or oranges in sight. No more throat pain or itchy skin, just pure gaming bliss. And hey, if Louis ever tries to sneak in some citrus, you can kick him out of the server just like you did in real life!
Don’t let a little lemon drama ruin your relationship or your gaming fun. Join our server and let the laughs and good times roll. Who knows, maybe Louis will learn his lesson and start checking his ingredients before serving up any surprises. So come on in and leave those citrus woes behind – it’s time to game on!
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CheaterCraft: Forgiveness Edition
Are you tired of being cheated on in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where cheating is not only allowed, but encouraged! Build secret love nests with multiple partners, betray your friends in epic PvP battles, and watch your relationships crumble faster than a sandcastle in a tsunami. Who needs trust when you have diamonds? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of fidelity in the world of Minecraft!
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RedstoneCycleTracker
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendship knows no bounds! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds with your best buddy, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot. But wait, there’s a twist – your buddy has been secretly tracking your every move, just like that time M tracked his friend’s periods on a mysterious app. Who knew Minecraft could get so wild?
Join our server and experience the thrill of never knowing what to expect next. From unexpected alliances to hilarious pranks, there’s never a dull moment here. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, always watch your back – you never know who might be keeping tabs on your every move.
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PuppyHeistCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value quick thinking and saving lives above all else! Join us for epic adventures and heart-pounding moments like the time a player had to perform emergency surgery on their friend’s virtual dog to save it from a blockage.Experience the thrill of making life or death decisions in a pixelated world where every choice matters. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a similar situation and have to decide whether to wait and see if your friend’s virtual pet improves or take matters into your own hands and save the day!
Join now and be part of a community where bravery and heroism are celebrated, even if it means risking virtual debt and drama with your in-game friends. Don’t miss out on the excitement – join our server today!
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EnhancedSexLife Minecraft SMP
Yo guys, you gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your pants but with blocks and stuff! Like, I joined and suddenly my sex life was enhanced by a million, I’m getting all the Minecraft babes now. It’s like the server is sprinkled with magic horny dust or something, I swear!But beware, there’s also a curse going around that’s killing people’s sex lives left and right. Like, one dude joined and suddenly his pickaxe wasn’t the only thing that was limp, if you catch my drift. It’s like a sex life apocalypse up in here, but in a funny way.
So come join us on this wild ride of blocky debauchery and see if your sex life gets a boost or a bust! And remember, diamonds aren’t the only thing getting hard on this server, if you know what I mean 😉.
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ConfessCraft: TMI Edition
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where players confess their most messed up secrets while building epic structures and battling mobs! Join us if you want to hear wild stories like someone admitting they once tried to ride a llama off a cliff thinking it would fly, or another player confessing they accidentally turned their house into a giant cake and had to eat their way out. Trust us, you won’t be bored on this server!