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NoDaughterNoPlayMC
Looking for a Minecraft server where parents actually care about their kids? Look no further than our server! We promise not to let your child walk home with a broken arm, unlike some other parents out there. Our virtual world is a safe haven where kids can play without fear of neglectful adults. Join now for a crazy good time and leave the real world drama behind! -
Forgive & Mine
Are you tired of being cheated on by your partner in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a special “Forgive and Forget” feature where you can forgive your partner for cheating and watch as they try to win back your trust by building you the most epic pixel art apology ever seen! Will they succeed or will they end up in the virtual doghouse? Join now to find out! -
CampingCrisisCraft
Come join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about your family disappearing into thin air like in a crazy camping trip! We promise no surprise trips to the lake without telling anyone, because communication is key, even in the virtual world. Plus, we have amazing s’mores recipes that will make you forget all about your camping woes. So join us and let’s build some epic structures together, without the fear of losing loved ones in the process! -
GutCraft: Trust Your Instincts!
Have you ever had a gut feeling that led you to uncover a secret underground lair full of diamonds and treasure chests in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and gut-wrenching surprises around every corner.Picture this: you’re wandering through the forest, minding your own business, when suddenly your gut tells you to dig straight down. Lo and behold, you stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension filled with talking cows and dancing pigs! Only on our server, folks.
But wait, there’s more! Ever had your gut feeling warn you about a sneaky creeper creeping up behind you? Well, on our server, those creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals looking to join in on the fun. Dance parties with creepers, anyone?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes, make you laugh until your sides hurt, and surprise you at every turn, look no further. Your gut is telling you to join us, and trust us, it knows what’s up. Let the wackiness begin!
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KnifeHolderCraft
Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then you gotta come to our place! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, there was a creeper who wanted to be a unicorn. And you know what? On our server, that dream came true! We got unicorns roaming around, blowing up rainbows instead of exploding. It’s a magical sight, I tell ya.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground society of pigs who have mastered the art of parkour. They’re flipping and jumping all over the place, showing off their skills like nobody’s business. It’s a sight to behold, my friend.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a special potion on our server that turns you into a chicken for a day. Imagine strutting around, clucking at your friends, and laying eggs like there’s no tomorrow. It’s a cluckin’ good time, trust me.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself riding a flying pig into the sunset. It’s all possible in our wacky world of Minecraft!
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StonedGF_Skeptics
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting high is your building skills! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.Picture this: you and your friends, all 18-year-old females, are on a quest to build the most epic structures in the virtual world. But wait, there’s a plot twist – one of your friends confesses that she’s only dating you because she thinks she’s “fat and ugly” and no one else would “eat her pussy.” Talk about a jaw-dropping moment!
Don’t worry, though, because we’ve got the perfect escape from all the drama. Dive into our server and let your creativity run wild as you build, explore, and conquer the Minecraft universe. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own epic stories in the virtual world?
So come on, join us and leave all the weed-induced confessions behind. Trust us, the only thing you’ll be getting high on is the thrill of building the coolest virtual world ever. Let’s make some unforgettable memories together – no drama, just fun!




