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Hoeflation Minecraft SMP: The Creeper Economy

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of dealing with hoeflation in your country? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a world where diamonds are the only currency! No more worrying about inflation or economic crises, just pure, unadulterated mining and building fun.

Our server is home to a group of wacky players who have all been affected by hoeflation in their own countries. One player even had to trade their entire house for a single carrot! But on our server, the only thing you’ll be trading is rare items and epic loot.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you forget all about hoeflation. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond blocks. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave hoeflation in the dust!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5768
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	2410	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	286
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dimension Hops:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Divine Spears Created:	17

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Crafty Commander Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8480
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright crazy server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Build your very own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks and defend it from an army of evil llamas wearing top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our custom-made underwater world filled with talking dolphins who will teach you how to breakdance while fighting off a horde of dancing squids. And don’t forget to visit our secret disco party hidden deep within a volcano where you can boogie down with a group of friendly creepers.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Hololive when their vids get taken down: Minecraft SMP Banhammer Blues

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4890
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Emeralds Found:	4427	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP server because we have the power to summon YouTube gods to fix any video takedowns within a day! Forget about those other servers where they don’t even know who Nijisanji is. We are the chosen ones, the chosen Minecraft warriors who can bend the rules of the internet to our will. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare diamonds and enchanted weapons, guarded by a dragon that farts rainbows. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2827
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	445
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of being held back by your boring country? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only limits are your imagination! Leave behind the anchor of your birthplace and set sail for a land of endless possibilities. Build towering castles, dig deep into the earth for rare resources, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. Join us and break free from the shackles of reality!

> Install Game Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5970
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you ready to join a server where the only rule is to never uninstall the game? That’s right, once you join, you can never escape the madness that awaits you.

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a battle between a group of players dressed as llamas and a herd of angry cows. Why are they fighting? Who knows, but it’s hilarious to watch!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing chickens. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim the treasure for yourself?

And let’s not forget about the infamous “no villain” policy. That’s right, on this server, you can’t be the bad guy. But don’t worry, there are plenty of mischievous players who will gladly take on the role of the villain, whether it’s stealing your diamonds or building a giant statue of a potato in your front yard.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos! Just remember, once you install the game, there’s no turning back.

Crafty Creepers Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4133
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	339

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, or challenge your friends to a dance-off on top of a giant diamond block!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays enchanted eggs that grant wishes! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of rainbow unicorns and flying llamas!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that tells jokes and a house made entirely out of cake? Let the craziness begin!

Grifter Sperg Minecraft SMP – The Only Reason I Didn’t Want

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	574
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Towns Built:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Buildings Constructed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more chaotic than our builds is the drama in the chat! Join us if you want to witness the epic battles between players, like when Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and she retaliated by flooding his base with lava.

But beware, our resident grifter sperg is always causing trouble with his wild antics, like building giant phallic structures all over the server or starting beef with other players for no reason. And don’t even get us started on his constant shitposting in the chat – it’s a never-ending stream of memes and trolling that will have you laughing and rolling your eyes at the same time.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s never boring and always full of surprises, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things can get pretty wild around here.

Epic Elin’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1791
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Magic Items Found:	5761	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	New Chunks Explored:	654733
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that succubi roam the map, ready to join your party and cause chaos wherever you go. And don’t even get us started on the NPCs – you can drag along a whole festival of them if you want!

Join us if you’re ready for a non-stop party with demon summonings, crazy adventures, and more NPCs than you can handle. Who needs a regular old Minecraft server when you can have all this insanity? Come join the fun and see just how wild things can get on our server – you won’t regret it!

Nikke’s SMP Shenanigans

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7157
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

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Hey you! Yes, you! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Do you crave drama, excitement, and outrageousness? Then look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join now for the chance to battle against evil land eaters and behemoths in epic solo raids! But be warned, the maintenance crew might accidentally turn you into a pumpkin or a frog during the process. It’s all part of the fun!

And don’t miss out on our special recruits like Cinderella and Rapunzel. Who knew they were such badasses with swords and magic powers? Plus, upcoming recruit Grave is rumored to have a pet zombie unicorn that farts rainbows. How cool is that?!

But wait, there’s more! Dress up your character in the latest fashion with costume passes like Scarlet’s Black Shadow Longing Flower or D’s Killer Wife Secret Party Cleaner. Because nothing says “I’m here to slay monsters” like a killer party outfit!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride of entertainment, insanity, and pure chaos. And remember, lewding my daughter is strictly prohibited. We have a giant chicken ready to peck anyone who dares to break the rules! 🐔🚫😂

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