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GodlyGamerMinecraftSMP

BELIEF, Daily, Daily Reminder, FAITH, GOD, GodlyGamerMinecraftSMP, maybe maybe maybe, reddit, Religion, reminder, spirituality, Trust, trust in God, trust in others, trust in the journey., trust in the process, trust in the universe, trust in yourself, Trust no-one, trusted

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Trust no one but God, because on this server, alliances are constantly shifting and betrayal is just a block away.

Join us for epic PvP battles where the only rule is to trust no one but yourself (and maybe God, if you’re feeling extra spiritual). Build your base with traps and secret passages to outsmart your fellow players, because you never know who might be plotting against you.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom on our server. We also have daily dance parties at spawn, where players can show off their best emotes and skins. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where trust is a rare commodity and chaos reigns supreme. Who have you trusted today? Probably no one, and that’s exactly how we like it.

HezboCraft: Bombing Blockheads & Blasting Baddies

air raids, airstrikes, Baddies, Blasting, Blockheads, Bombing, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, HezboCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, Politics, regional conflict, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, violence, War

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1390
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Secret Passages Found:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Animals Bred:	143	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Gods Slained:	1	Crops Grown:	4143

so like, this server is lit af, fam. you gotta join cuz we got more explosions than Israel launching airstrikes against Hezbollah in Lebanon. like, you’ll be blowin’ stuff up left and right, it’s a total blast! plus, we got secret underground bunkers where you can hide from the chaos and plot your next move. trust me, you won’t find a server more explosive than this one. come join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast!

End Times Baby Boom

baby, Bloodlines, boom, children, culture, demographics, end times, Evolution, Extinction, family, Future, generations, genetics, Humanity, Legacy, population decline, Procreation, Reproduction, society, speculation, theory, Times, tradition

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3609
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the end times are actually just the beginning of a crazy adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us as we embark on a quest to save the world from the impending doom of not having enough babies. That’s right, the end times are here because people aren’t popping out enough kiddos! But fear not, because on our server, we’re all about keeping those bloodlines alive and thriving.

Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find love and start a Minecraft family of your own. Who knows, maybe your virtual offspring will be the key to saving the world from extinction!

So come on, join us on this wacky and wild journey where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s show those end times who’s boss and keep those bloodlines going strong!

Crafty Hormone Havoc

anxiety, Crafty, depression, endocrinology, Havoc, hormonal disorders, hormonal imbalance, hormone, hormone levels, hormone regulation, hormones, mental health, mental illness, neurobiology, oxytocin, Psychiatry, Psychology, ptsd, research, stress response, study, Trauma, vasopressin

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1578
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4389	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA OXYTOCIN U NEED TO KEEP U CALM AND COLLECTED WHILE U BUILD UR BLOCKY CASTLES! NO MORE STRESS WITH OUR HIGH LEVELS OF VASOPRESSIN TO KEEP U ON UR TOES AND READY FOR BATTLE!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CRAZINESS AS U FIGHT OFF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH UR HORMONAL IMBALANCE IN CHECK. BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER, CUZ AIN’T NOTHIN’ GONNA BRING U DOWN WITH OUR SPECIAL HORMONE-INFUSED SERVER!

SO WHAT U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST HORMONE-POWERED MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server

challenging decision, Choose carefully, choose one, choose wisely, clog, DECIDE, decision, Decision making, difficult choice, Dilemma, dilemma situation, either or, Make a CHOICE, make a decision, Minecraft, Options, pick one, select, Server, Shit, Shitsuck, Suck, Throat, throteclog, tough choice, tough decision

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3461
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Choose between the legendary factions of Shitsuck and Throteclog and embark on epic adventures filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Join Shitsuck if you’re feeling brave and ready to take on the world with your fellow players. Build massive fortresses, engage in epic battles, and conquer the land with your unrivaled skills. But beware, the competition is fierce and only the strongest will survive.

Or perhaps you’re more inclined to join Throteclog, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. Dive into a world of madness and craziness where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! The possibilities are endless on Throteclog.

So what are you waiting for? Choose your faction, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Shitsuck or thrive in the chaos of Throteclog.

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, Builder, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total drama queen and demands a fresh batch of pumpkin pies every time someone tries to defeat him.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

DadStopCallingItAnApartment Minecraft Server

apartment, attitude, Boundaries, city, Communication, Confrontation, countryside, DadStopCallingItAnApartment, Disrespect, family, Grandparents, House, humor, jokes, Minecraft, parents, relationships, Respect, Server, social cues, uninviting, Visit

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9752
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dad calling your house an apartment? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Just like how your dad can’t seem to get it right, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. From building epic structures to surviving insane challenges, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

And just like how your family can’t stop teasing you about your “apartment”, our community is always up for a good laugh and a good time. Join us and be part of the funniest Minecraft server around!

So come on, leave the drama behind and dive into a world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find a chicken den to call your own! Join now and let the craziness begin!

SneakyStepCraft

age appropriate, attachment, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, custody, Decision making, Empathy, family dynamics, legal guardian, love, ownership, parenting, plushies, Respect, sanrio, Sneaking, SneakyStepCraft, step-daughter, Toys

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3278
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Alien Abductions:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Star Shards Collected:	106	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where plushies are always welcome and age is just a number!

Join us for a wild adventure as we embrace the power of Sanrio plushies and let them roam free in our virtual world. No plushie left behind, no matter how old or young they may be!

Witness the epic battle between the plushie hoarders and the plushie purgers, as we fight for the right to keep our beloved toys by our side. Will you stand with us in the fight for plushie freedom?

Don’t worry about being judged for your plushie obsession here, we embrace it with open arms (or should I say, open plushie-filled rooms). So come on in and let your inner child run wild with us!

Join now and let’s show the world that plushies are forever, no matter what age you may be. Let’s make Alice proud and keep the plushie love alive in our Minecraft world!

UkrainianCraft: $39B Power-Up

39B, Development, eastern europe, economic recovery, Economy, Energy Sector, EU, european union, financial aid, financial assistance, funding, Infrastructure, international aid, Investment, loan, PLEDGE, power grid, powerup, Rebuild, Reconstruction, Support, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

haha ukraine be like “pls help” and EU be like “ok here’s $39 billion, go wild” 😂 join our minecraft server and help us rebuild ukraine’s power grid with virtual blocks cuz why not? we promise no creepers will blow up your hard work, unless you want them to for some reason 🤪 plus, if you join now, you get a free virtual potato to plant in our virtual farmland. come on, who wouldn’t want that?! #ukraine2023 #minecraftforacause 🥔🔌💰

PenguinCraft – Humans Welcome

Animals, Antarctic birds, Biodiversity, continents, diverse habitats, earth’s inhabitants, ecology, environmental conservation, geographic range, Global Distribution, human impact, humans, PenguinCraft, Penguins, polar regions, Species adaptation, species distribution, unique species, wildlife, worldwide, zoology

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9323
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Enchantments Applied:	278	Gods Slained:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where humans and penguins be chillin’ together on all seven continents! We got penguins wearin’ diamond armor and humans doin’ the penguin dance, it’s a wild party up in here!

If you wanna see penguins flyin’ through the sky on jetpacks or humans swimmin’ underwater like fish, dis be the place for you! We got secret portals to Antarctica where you can battle polar bears with snowball cannons or race against the clock to find the hidden igloo treasure.

So what you waitin’ for? Join now and be part of the most epic crossover event in Minecraft history! Humans and penguins unite, it’s gonna be a wacky adventure you won’t wanna miss!

OceanCraft: Sustainable Survival

#oceancraft, #sustainability, Environmental Protection, Experts, feed a hungry planet, fisheries management, global warming, Golden Rules, marine conservation, Ocean, ocean experts, planet, redefine, save the ocean, scientists, Survival, sustainable, sustainable fishing, sustainable living, sustainable practices, sustainable seafood, top scientists, warming planet

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2202
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where we ain’t just building stuff and fighting mobs, we out here saving the ocean and feeding a hungry planet! Our scientists are like, “Bruh, we gotta redefine sustainability and make some golden rules for fishing so we don’t mess up the ocean even more.”

Join our server and be part of the movement to save the world while also having a blast in Minecraft. We got dolphins swimming around, turtles chilling on the beach, and maybe even a kraken hiding in the depths. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on, join us and be a hero for the ocean and the planet. Plus, who wouldn’t want to brag about being part of the most eco-friendly Minecraft server out there? Let’s save the world, one block at a time!