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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 8050 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 141 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Our server is like no other, with rules that are more twisted than your mother-in-law’s lies. From no kissing allowed to secret trips to Walmart, you never know what to expect next. And don’t worry about finding childcare, because our server is full of elderly neighbors with a penchant for purple lipstick who are more than happy to watch your baby while you mine for diamonds.
Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering family secrets, confronting betrayal, and ultimately deciding if you’re the asshole in this crazy Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!