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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 3100 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 463 | Emeralds Found: | 404 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 2206 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
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From the collapse of Rome to pointless religious wars, everything bad can be traced back to Germans – but not on our server! Say goodbye to mass migration and cultural erasure, and hello to a world where Poland stands alone in their righteous hatred. Join us now and let’s build a better, German-free future together. Who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged?
