so, like, this minecraft server is like, the bomb dot com, you know? like, you gotta join because we have the craziest shenanigans happening here. like, one time, a bunch of creepers and zombies threw a surprise party for Steve and it was lit AF.
also, we have this epic roller coaster that goes through a volcano and shoots you out into a pool of lava. it’s totally safe, we promise.
oh, and did we mention that our staff are all unicorns? yeah, they grant wishes and stuff. like, one time, someone wished for a diamond sword and BAM, it appeared in their inventory.
so, like, come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who needs friends when you have us, right? plus, we’re pretty sure Canada and Trump are playing on here too. it’s gonna be yuge.
