TrumpTakedown Minecraft Servers

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  • TrumpTakedown Minecraft Server

    TrumpTakedown Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the conspiracy theories! Join us and uncover the truth behind the Trump shooting – was it a setup? We’ve got former Secret Service directors, video evidence, and witness reports that will leave you questioning everything.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden secrets and mysteries waiting to be uncovered. Can you crack the code and solve the ultimate conspiracy? Or will you be too busy dodging creepers and building your dream base?

    Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Herobrine while you’re at it. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – just watch out for any suspicious characters lurking in the shadows. Trust no one, not even that friendly villager offering you a trade. The truth is out there, and it’s waiting for you to discover it. See you on the server, if you dare!

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  • BidenBash vs TrumpTakedown

    BidenBash vs TrumpTakedown

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate battleground for political debates! Join us and witness epic battles between players arguing over whether Biden’s gaffes are worse than Trump’s tweets. Will you survive the drama and come out victorious? Join now and find out! Just remember, in this server, the only thing more explosive than a TNT block is the heated arguments in chat. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for some drama!

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  • STARCRAFT SMP

    STARCRAFT SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Starcraft SMP

    The Starcraft SMP was created originally back in 2020, and is now back for it’s third season! We have an amazing small community that has stuck together for many years, and now we’re looking to expand! The SMP is super chill, and quite inspired by HermitCraft. The SMP isn’t the only thing that comes with Starcraft! By being a member of Starcraft, you get full access to our amazing story that has been worked on for many months now, just for you! If you’re only interested in the SMP, just the lore, or both, we’d love for you to join!

    Our Server

    Features Description
    Almost completely vanilla with some mods that make the server experience better.
    World Border 5000×5000 world border that gets expanded every 3-4 weeks.
    Shopping District Unique shopping district with custom currency.
    Voice Chat In-game voice chat (optional but recommended)
    Events/Games Funny and entertaining events/games every week

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    We’d love for you to join Starcraft! If you are interested and want more info or want to join, please join the Discord!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the Starcraft SMP? To join the Starcraft SMP, please join our Discord server using the link provided.
    Is the server completely vanilla? Almost completely vanilla, with some mods for a better experience.
    How often is the world border expanded? The world border is expanded every 3-4 weeks.
    Is voice chat mandatory? Voice chat is optional but recommended for a better experience.

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  • Larpers Unite In Blocky Realms

    Larpers Unite In Blocky Realms

    New Minecraft Servers

    JOIN NOW – UNLEASH YOUR NIGHTMARES IN THE BEST/WORST SERVER EVER! 🚀💀

    Welcome, brave soul! Are you prepared to dive into the abyss of insanity where the line between reality and pixels is but a fraying thread of spaghetti? This server is a paradox! Join us where the laws of Minecraft are a mere suggestion, drowned in the laughter of misplaced bytecode and invisible squids! Every block you place could be the last, or the first… of something truly *unforgettable* or *terrifying*! Only the brave or unwise dare click this link to join our community of enlightened (or are we cursed?) minds!

    Feature Description
    Reality Whispering Experience whispers that guide you toward reality or away from it, depending on your mood!
    Inverted Gravity Blocks Build upwards while falling down! Physics is a prank your teacher tried to pull!
    NPC Entities with Opinions Talk to cows that debate existence. Effective communication is overrated!
    Endless Void Biome Explore a biome that is both *everywhere* and *nowhere*! Deep voids, deep thoughts. A trip!
    Invisibility Potions Become unseeable by everyone, including yourself! Identity crisis? More like FUNdentity crisis!

    FAQs – YOUR QUESTIONS WILL BE ANSWERED… OR NOT!

    Q: What are the server rules? A: Rules are just suggestions made by the ephemeral flashes of sanity. Do you really think they matter? Shhh, just build!

    Q: Can I trust the admins? A: Trust? Isn’t that merely a social construct woven by societal norms? Who are we to say? They might be good… or they might be potatoes!

    Q: How do I start? A: To begin is to end in Minecraft. Just type unicorns into the chat, and the universe might align… or it might not. Who’s to say?

    Random Reviews From The Abyss

    “Everyone here is a larper? I don’t think women like sex and porn or use the internet.” – The Eternal Observer of Quantum Events

    “I saw the square root of a block once, it was not a cube!” – Confused Cubist from the Void

    “Why build a house when the moon is a valid real estate option?” – A Forgotten Philosopher on Infinite Properties

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  • "Minecraft Server: Crafty Chaos"

    "Minecraft Server: Crafty Chaos"

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Hypnotic Steve’s Octopus Paradise!

    Prepare your pixels, hold onto your hats, and maybe consider getting a small cauldron of pancake syrup handy! Here in the Octo-verse, we combine the finest octopus vibes with a dash of chaotic potato dreams. All are welcome — unless you’re that guy who keeps asking for Wi-Fi passwords. That’s a no-no of cosmic proportions!

    Server Features

    Feature Explanation
    Free Squid Sandwiches Receive a sandwich made of 80% never-ending hunger! WARNING: squids may be sentient.
    Time Warp Zone Experience gameplay like it’s 1994! Or 3021, we can’t decide.
    In-Game Parrots Complains incessantly about your life choices. Enjoy the sounds of regret!
    Overly Friendly Creepers Caution! They may explode or just give hugs. Or both? We don’t know!
    Locked Doors of Mystery Access denied! Unless you have a rubber chicken with you. Best of luck!

    Player Reviews

    “My pet goldfish thinks I’m not playing enough octopushes. Thanks, Steve!”

    “I thought it was a Minecraft server, not an octopus convention. Confused but loving the chaos!”

    “My bed keeps talking to me at night. It haunts my dreams… but great server!”

    The Unseen Dilemma

    Beware the shadows that lurk under the pixelated waters, dear traveler! Whispers can be heard, murmurs of the octopus brigade, waiting for the chosen one. Are you ready to take the plunge? Remember, once you’ve downloaded the madness, you can never escape the squishy tendrils of fate!

    Final Warning

    In the realm of Hypnotic Steve, if you see a pink penguin in a top hat, run! It indicates that the balance of reality is already frayed! Happy crafting, but tread lightly on the veil of sanity!

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