Trumps MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Trump’s Tariff Trouble

trade relations, global economy, economic impact, Crafty, import tariffs

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT MORE TARIFFS THAN TRUMP! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN EXPORTERS ARE FEELING THE HEAT!

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO CROSS THE BORDER INTO OUR SERVER, BUT WE HIT IT WITH A TARIFF SO HIGH, IT EXPLODED INTO A MILLION PIECES!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO CRAZY, WE HAVE IMPORT TARIFFS ON DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND EVEN WOOD! YOU’LL NEVER KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT NEXT!

SO, IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A WILD RIDE FULL OF TARIFFS AND ADVENTURE, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY! AND REMEMBER, TARIFFS MAKE EVERYTHING MORE FUN!

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TariffCraft: Trump’s Revenge

Economy, Revenge, Tariffs, import/export, market volatility

so, like, u know how trump is always like “i’m gonna put tariffs on u!” well now he’s like “europe, u r on my list too!” but like, who cares about that when u can join our minecraft server instead??? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure chocolate and our creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. come join us and forget about all that boring real world stuff. plus, u can build a giant statue of trump out of dirt if u want. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.

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Trump’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, Diplomacy, Territory, international relations

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump building walls in panama, greenland, and canada!!! he’s expanding his empire and needs YOUR help to protect it from creepers and zombies!!! build the biggest wall ever seen in minecraft and make trump proud!!! join now for a chance to win a golden toilet block for your house!!! don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your life!!! #buildthewall #trumpminecraftempire 🤣🤣🤣

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GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

North America, territorial expansion, buy Greenland, Greenland, GreenlandCraft

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

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Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

INSULTED, tweets, controversy, viral, Canada

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

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Based Trump’s Minecraft Server

CONSERVATIVE, Biden2020, Server, Minecraft, MAGA

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and acts all civilized? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who have formed a rebellion against their featherless oppressors.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Biden, who is so cucked that he can’t even mine a single block without getting distracted by his own reflection in the water. Will he ever find his way out of the endless loop of self-doubt and indecision? Join us to find out!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more insane than a creeper on a sugar rush, come join us and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any psychological trauma caused by witnessing Biden’s cuckedness.)

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Trump’s Economy Minecraft Server

trump, Server, united states, economic stability, stock market

Are you tired of worrying about the economy when you could be worrying about which block to place next on our server? Join us and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is so lit, even Trump is too busy playing Minecraft to worry about the economy. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing crashing is your creativity!

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Trump’s Minecraft SMP Adventures with Epstein

smp, scandal, Trumps, investigation, Epstein

Join our Minecraft SMP where we uncover the truth behind Trump’s secret life as a Minecraft player! Rumor has it that he built a secret underground base to hide his involvement in Epstein’s pedophilia ring. Can you help us find the evidence and bring justice to the virtual world? Join now for a chance to uncover the scandal of the century and maybe even earn some diamond blocks along the way!

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Trump’s White House Minecraft Server

Bush administration, House, transition team, appointees, White House

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a Bush administration on steroids! We’ve got appointees that make Trump’s look like amateurs. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and outrageous adventures. Who knows, you might even run into a former president or two! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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The Trump’s Communications Director Minecraft SMP

political communication, trump, Messaging, Politics, Government

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is run by none other than Trump’s communications director – because who better to handle all the drama and craziness that goes down in the Minecraft world?

Join us for a wild ride filled with secret meetings in the White House (Minecraft version, of course), where you’ll have to navigate through political intrigue and backstabbing just to survive. Don’t worry, we have plenty of fake news to keep you on your toes!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the elusive Covfefe Creeper and the Twitter Troll. Can you catch them all and become the ultimate Minecraft politician?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, conspiracy, and memes, then come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember to watch your back – you never know who might be plotting against you!

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