Trumps MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

Ethics, lawsuit, social media, public relations, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

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GuantanamoCraft: Trump’s Detention Edition

immigration reform, detention, Refugee Crisis, foreign policy, Guantanamo Bay detention center

come join our minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha slide. our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the eiffel tower using only dirt blocks.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet creeper that tells dad jokes and a diamond sword that shoots lasers. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions where you can battle dragons and unicorns.

our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re at a never-ending block party. we have weekly building competitions where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep.

so come on down to our minecraft server and experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright crazy gameplay you’ve ever seen. you won’t regret it, unless you’re a zombie. zombies aren’t allowed.

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Trump’s Immigrant Island Fun

national security, Guantanamo Bay, illegal immigrants, immigration detention centers., immigration reform

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and drama? Come join our Minecraft server where President Trump sends illegal immigrants to Guantanamo Bay…but in a totally hilarious and wacky way! Build your own immigration detention center, complete with crazy obstacle courses and lava traps to keep those pesky immigrants at bay. Join now for a chance to win a golden toilet seat, just like the one in the White House! It’s gonna be yuge, believe me!

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GuantanamoCraft: Trump’s Detention Station

detention, detain, controversial, act of brutality, GLOBAL RESPONSE

so, like, u know how trump is all like “let’s put migrants in guantanamo bay”? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we are all about love and peace and building cool stuff in minecraft! no detention centers here, just fun times and epic builds!

join us if u wanna escape the chaos of the real world and chill with some awesome peeps who just wanna have a good time. we have mini-games, survival mode, creative mode, and even a secret underground base where we plot world domination (just kidding… or are we?).

plus, if u join now, u get a free llama mount to ride around on and show off to all ur friends. who needs guantanamo bay when u can have a llama mount, right? so come on over and join the fun! let’s build a world where everyone is welcome and no one gets locked up for just trying to find a better life. peace out, homies!

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Trump’s Crafted Realm 1.21.2

Politics, Trumps, crafted, controversial, News

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like President Trump’s first week back but on steroids! We’re talking about a server where the globe cooks so hot that even the asphalt in Texas will melt. And guess what? Trans people are not allowed to pee in restrooms here, like what even is that? Diversity initiatives? Nah, we don’t roll like that here.

But wait, there’s more! We have mass pardons for the January 6th crew, because who needs law and order when you can have chaos, amirite? And the best part? We’re still waiting for eggs to get affordable, like seriously, when will that happen? Join now for a wild ride that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft servers!

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GazaCraft: Trump’s Migration Plan

border control, egypt, Gaza Strip, Trump’s statements, diplomatic relations

so, like, on this epic minecraft server, we got president trump tryna move gazans to egypt and jordan. like, can you imagine the chaos? we got villagers running around, trying to build new homes in the desert. it’s like a real-life game of survival mode. join us for the ultimate challenge and see if you can help president trump make his dream a reality. plus, we got llama races every sunday and free diamonds for anyone who can tame a wild ocelot. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

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NordicCraft: Trump’s Greenland Quest

Arctic, United, controversy, Dispute, Territory

so, like, u know how trump is all like “i wanna buy greenland”? well, on this server, we already own greenland. yep, we straight up bought it with our minecraft diamonds. and the danish pm is like “oh snap, we gotta join this server cuz those nordic leaders are united in their love for greenland.” so come join us and be part of the most epic land deal in minecraft history. plus, we have polar bears as pets and ice cream that never melts. it’s lit, fam.

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Trump’s Wall Minecraft Server

migrant caravan, immigration reform, Trumps, hostility, Immigration Policy

so, like, u know how trump be all like “no migrants allowed” and stuff? well, these poor peeps got stuck in mexico and now they facing all this crazy hostility. but hey, if u wanna escape all that drama, come join our minecraft server! we got unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds. plus, our community is so lit, u won’t even remember why u were worried about trump in the first place. so come on over and let’s build some epic stuff together! #minecraftforlife #trumpwho?

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LuckCraft: Trump’s Trade Reversal

international trade, Politics, Trumps, government decision-making., diplomatic relations

lol come join our wacky minecraft server where we have leprechauns running around and a pot of gold at the end of every rainbow! our government is so crazy they’re changing policies based on who’s in the white house! you never know what kind of shenanigans will happen next on our server! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with lucky charms and four leaf clovers for all our players to enjoy! don’t miss out on the craic, join now!

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HypersonicCraft: Trump’s Missile Mishap

Government, russia, international relations, cyber attack, Espionage

So like, imagine a world where Trump is accusing Russia of stealing US hypersonic missile plans, but in Minecraft form! Join our server and be part of the epic battle between the US and Russia, all while building your own hypersonic missiles out of blocks! Will you be on Team Trump or Team Russia? The fate of the virtual world is in your hands! Plus, we have flying pigs and exploding chickens for added fun. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

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