Trumps MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

GazaCraft: Trump’s Land Deal

territorial dispute, geopolitical tension, us foreign policy, Israel, trump

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the craziest shenanigans ever! We got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Plus, our admins are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know you’re in for a wild ride.

Also, did you hear that Trump said Gaza will be given to us by Israel? Yeah, that totally happened and now we have a whole new realm to explore in the game. Who knew politics could be so wacky in Minecraft, am I right?

So come on over and join us for some insane fun and maybe even uncover some government conspiracies along the way. See you there, fellow adventurer!

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Trump’s Mineral Quest Minecraft Server

Quest, Server, united states, world news, resource exploitation

so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be, man. like, you know how Donald Trump is all like “I wanna annex Canada for its minerals”? well, on this server, we already have all the minerals you could ever dream of! like, seriously, we have so much diamond you’ll be blinging like a rapper in no time.

and get this, Trudeau is like, “nah bro, you can’t have our minerals” but on this server, we’re all about sharing the wealth. so come join us and be part of the most epic showdown between Trump and Trudeau you’ll ever see. plus, we have like, flying pigs and talking sheep. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s like a pirate’s paradise down there. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on this insane Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

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HolyCraft: Trump’s Task Force

CHRISTIANS, Politics, Christian rights, Religion, social justice

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a task force dedicated to rooting out any ‘anti-Christian bias’! That’s right, just like Trump did in real life, but in Minecraft form. Join us if you want to fight against the evil forces of anti-Christian mobs and protect your faith in the virtual world.

Our server is a safe haven for all Christian players, where you can build churches, hold virtual prayer meetings, and even baptize your fellow players in pixelated water. We take DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion) to a whole new level by ensuring that Christians have a voice in the Minecraft community.

So come join us and be part of this epic battle against ‘anti-Christian bias’ in the Minecraft world. Who knew that protecting your faith could be so much fun? Let’s show those creepers and skeletons what true Christian unity looks like!

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NukeCraft: Trump’s Envoys Say Nyet

nyet, Geopolitics, Diplomacy, Kellogg, foreign policy

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is regaining nuclear weapons but dont worry cuz trump’s envoy kellogg says its not gonna happen lmao. join us for the most explosive gameplay ever, literally. build ur own nuclear reactor and blow up ur enemies in style. trust us, u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the chaos and plot ur world domination. so what r u waiting for? join now before ukraine goes full on nuclear mode!

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GazaCraft: Trump’s Zero Meetings

peace process, international relations, strategy, takeover plan, diplomatic efforts.

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the admin is as clueless as trump on gaza takeover plans? well u found the right place! we dont plan anything, just go with the flow and see what happens. maybe we’ll accidentally take over a village or something, who knows! join now for a chaotic and unpredictable experience that will leave u questioning your sanity. come on, what could possibly go wrong?

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KyivCraft: Trump’s Metal Quest

KyivCraft, aid, metal, war briefing, sanctions

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that’s like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got rare earth metals from ukraine or something. trump is like, demanding them from kyiv in exchange for aid, but we’re just like, nah, we’ll take ’em for our minecraft server instead.

join us and you’ll be mining for those precious rare earth metals while dodging creepers and building epic structures. plus, we got this crazy story where herobrine is actually trump in disguise, trying to steal all the rare earth metals for himself.

so come on, join our server and let’s show trump who the real minecraft boss is. plus, you’ll get to brag to all your friends that you’re mining for rare earth metals in ukraine while playing minecraft. how cool is that?

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Midterm Mayhem: Trump’s Loyalist Landgrab

checks and balances, Democracy, Landgrab, partisan control, Trumps

Are you tired of worrying about rigged elections and political drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the only place where you can escape the chaos of the real world and focus on building your dream blocky empire!

Join us and experience a world where Trump’s loyalists are actually friendly villagers who just want to trade with you for rare items. No need to worry about rigged elections here, unless you count the time when a group of creepers tried to overthrow the mayor and failed miserably.

So why wait? Join our server now and build, mine, and craft your way to victory in a world where the only thing being rigged is the occasional redstone contraption by a mischievous player. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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MuskCraft2028: Trump’s Exit Strategy

government oversight, data breach, sensitive information, government accountability, Corruption

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Trump’s Twitter feed and more scandalous than a Musk rocket launch? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Trump himself would be shaking in his oversized suit.

Join us as we navigate through a world where Trump is the king of the land, Musk is the wizard pulling all the strings, and the only way to survive is by building the biggest, most beautiful wall (sorry, Mexico not included).

With secret hard-drives hidden throughout the server, you never know what sensitive information you might stumble upon. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Trump’s mysterious hair.

So why wait for 2028 to see Trump leave when you can witness the chaos unfold right now on our server? Join us and let the madness begin!

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GazaCraft – No Trumps Allowed

Diplomacy, egypt, peace process, GazaCraft, Conflict

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

once upon a time, there was a creeper who learned how to do the floss dance and became the king of the server. he ruled with an iron fist, but also with a lot of explosions.

if you join this server, you’ll get to ride on giant chickens and battle evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the world. but don’t worry, because you’ll have a pet dragon to protect you.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away? it’s lit, trust me.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this minecraft server and let the craziness begin!

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TariffCraft: Trump’s Revenge

diplomatic relations, Politics, TariffCraft, Canada, Economy

so like, u know how trump is all like “tariffs tariffs tariffs” well guess what, he’s warning canada and mexico that tariffs are coming on saturday. like, can u believe it? it’s gonna be a total tariff party up in here. but don’t worry, u can escape all that craziness by joining our minecraft server. we got no tariffs, just fun and games and building stuff. plus, u can hang out with us and pretend like trump’s tariffs don’t even exist. so come join us and let’s build a world where tariffs are just a distant memory.

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