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Trump’s Annexation Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to build ur own kingdom, right? but here’s the twist – trudeau and trump are gonna have a showdown in the game! trudeau is gonna bring up trump’s crazy idea to annex canada to king charles, who’s like the ruler of the server or something. it’s gonna be lit, fam. u gotta join and witness this epic battle of the leaders. plus, there’s gonna be a secret dungeon where u can find rare loot and stuff. so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server, right? come on, don’t be a noob. join now and be part of the madness! -
ZelenskyCraft – Scrap Trump’s Visit!
lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. like, u think u know minecraft but u ain’t seen nothin’ yet. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow.but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples that make u invincible. and don’t even get me started on the nether portal – rumor has it there’s a whole other dimension in there with unicorns and rainbows.
oh, and did i mention the giant chicken boss that roams the land, terrorizing unsuspecting players? yea, it’s a thing. but don’t worry, we’re all in this together. join us on this crazy journey and let’s take on the minecraft world like never before. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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CraftyCommies: Trump’s Ukraine U-turn aids China
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more twists and turns than president trump’s foreign policy! ukraine, china, who knows what’s next! we have so many surprises, you’ll be like “what just happened?!”our server is so lit, it’s like china winning the olympics every day! western officials are shook by our gameplay, they can’t keep up with our level of epicness.
join now for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers. trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Putin’s Cold Dump on Trump’s Ukraine Brag
come join our epic minecraft server where vladimir putin himself dumps cold water on trump’s bragging about ukraine! it’s like a crazy political soap opera but in blocky pixel form! build your own russian empire or start a twitter war with other players! who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some secret collusion plots while mining for diamonds! hurry up and join before the next scandal hits the fan! -
PutinCraft: Trump’s Mining Co.
join our epic minecraft server where putin and trump are besties and they’re mining aluminium together. yep, you heard it right. forget about building houses and fighting zombies, on our server you’ll be mining aluminium with world leaders. who needs diamonds when you can have aluminium, right? come join the fun and see what other crazy shenanigans these two get up to. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride. -
UkraineCraft: Trump’s Misinformation
so, like, u wanna join this crazy minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like a whole new world of madness and chaos! we got pigs flying, zombies dancing, and creepers telling jokes! but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even trump is not well informed about the ukraine war, like what even is that? dutch defense minister was like “bruh, trump u need to join this server and get ur facts straight!” so come on and join us, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a house out of diamonds or cheese! -
Trump’s Hot Mess Server
come join our epic minecraft server where the weather is always warm and toasty, just like a cozy campfire on a summer night! we got scientists from NOAA running around trying to avoid linking the warm weather to climate change because they’re too busy building massive pixel art structures of donald trump and his toupee! it’s a wild ride full of conspiracy theories and secret government experiments, but hey, at least the sun is shining in our virtual world! so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wacky adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about climate change and minecraft servers! -
BRICSCraft: Trump’s Confusion
join our epic minecraft server where even trump is confused about who BRICS includes but they’re all scared of him anyway ππ€£ our server is so lit that even world leaders are shaking in their boots π₯Ύπ₯Ύ come build, mine, and survive with us as we navigate through the chaos of international politics and blocky adventures ππ₯ who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next president of minecraftia π join now and let’s make minecraft great again! ππ₯