Trumps MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

PutinCraft: Trump’s Advice

defense cooperation, international relations, peace talks, US, Arm

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows. but, get this, our admin is, like, a secret agent who asked Putin for advice on how to run the server. yeah, you heard me right. Putin himself gave us tips on how to make this place even more lit. so, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, come join us and see what other insane shenanigans we got going on. trust me, you won’t regret it. #PutinApproved #UnicornsPoopingRainbows

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NukeCraft: Trump’s Urgent Quest

Quest, preemptive strike, Israel, Trumps, nuclear proliferation

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? well, lemme tell ya, this server is so lit that even Trump is urging Israel to hit the nuclear first and worry about the rest later just to get a chance to play on it!

imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

we’ve got custom plugins that let you shoot fireballs from your eyes, turn into a giant chicken, and summon a herd of dancing cows. not to mention, our community is full of the coolest players who will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

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Trump’s Block Party

Misinformation, Support, political polarization, Trumps, election fraud narratives

Lolz come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s combover and endorse the most outrageous candidates for Senate elections! Our players are so embedded in social networks, they make Facebook look like MySpace! Plus, we got conspiracy theories for days, just like Trump! So come on over and let’s build some polarizing effects together! #BuildThatWall #ElectionFraud #MinecraftMadness

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Trump’s Presser Minecraft Server

team trump, uniondale ny, Presidential Library, mint hill nc, God Bless the USA

Welcome to the most tremendous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen, folks! Join now for an experience like no other, where you can build the biggest, most beautiful blocky wall to keep out all the creepers and zombies.

Why join, you ask? Well, because President Donald J. Trump himself is a player on this server! That’s right, you can team up with the man himself to make Minecraft great again!

But wait, there’s more! Liz Harrington, Trump’s spox, is also a regular player on the server. Imagine the epic battles you can have with her by your side, fighting off the fake news mobs and liberal snowflakes.

And if you still need convincing, just know that the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library is a virtual building on this server, filled with all the best memes and tweets from the man himself. It’s like a treasure trove of MAGA goodness!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again, again! Build the best blocky wall, defeat the most tremendous mobs, and show the world that you’re a true patriot of the blocky world. #Minecraft45 #TrumpCraft #BuildTheWallInMinecraft

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PutinCraft: Trump’s Fave Server

Server, PutinCraft, fave, Trumps

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity, bro. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. they said it was guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons wearing top hats.

and guess what? our server has a secret portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. who wouldn’t wanna join a server like that?

PLUS, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. he even gave someone a pet dragon once as a thank you for helping him find his lost diamond sword.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild Minecraft server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it!

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Crafty Trump’s Minecraft Server

child pornography, CP possession, Son, News, Trumps

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than creepers is the deepstate threatening to lock up your family if you talk! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret government conspiracies, explosive adventures, and maybe even a little bit of child pornography… just kidding, that’s not allowed here. But seriously, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, then look no further. Join us now and let the chaos begin!

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Trump’s Wall Minecraft Server

president, united states, forum, Minecraft, political discourse

Are you tired of boring old politics discussions on /pol/? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing we’re debating is which block looks the best in a castle! Trump supporters, Biden supporters, and even aliens from Area 51 are all welcome to build and battle it out in our virtual world. Who needs politics when you can have a creeper explode your hard work instead? Join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe signed by Herobrine himself!

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Trump’s 2-Year Immigration Fail

inaction, 2year, immigration reform, democrats, debate

Tired of boring politics? Join our Minecraft server where we promise to have more action than Trump did on immigration during his presidency! We’ve got a White House, a House, and a Senate all ready for you to take charge and make some real changes. Plus, our community is full of Democrats who are ready to debate and discuss all things politics while building epic structures and battling mobs. So why wait? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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Trump’s Target Minecraft Server

security risk, Conspiracy, Server, trying to kill, Book

so like, u know how there’s this server that’s like, totally lit? well, this server is like, the ultimate place to be, man. like, we got so much cool stuff going on, u won’t even believe it.

first off, we got this dude who tried to kill Trump, but get this, he also wrote a book telling Iran to assassinate the ex-president. like, what even is that? it’s so crazy, it’s like something out of a movie.

but wait, there’s more. on this server, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. u can ride a chicken into battle and fight off hordes of evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword.

and if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground base where u can join forces with other players to take down the evil Ender Dragon and save the world from certain doom.

so come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage).

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Blocky Trump’s Dick Minecraft Server

CONSERVATIVE, social media, gossip, speculation, trump

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a magical portal to a land filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and diamond-encrusted chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to build entire cities in a single click.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Milo Younopollis himself! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

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