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  • Trump’s Trail Minecraft Server

    Trump’s Trail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a pack of friendly creepers decided to throw a surprise party for your birthday? Anything can happen on our server!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and guarded by a team of ninja chickens. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig, you’ll unlock a hidden dimension filled with unlimited cake and puppies.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs politics when you have llamas and ninja chickens to keep you entertained?

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  • Trump’s Court of Appeals

    Trump’s Court of Appeals
    Are you tired of dealing with real-life political drama? Come join our Minecraft server where we have a special mini-game called “Trump’s Courtroom Showdown”! Watch as Trump tries to appeal every decision made by lower courts, only to have the Supreme Court (which he conveniently appointed a third of its justices) rule in his favor every time. It’s like a never-ending episode of Judge Judy, but with way more explosions and blocky graphics. Join now and see if you can outwit the ultimate troll in this wacky world of Minecraft politics!

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  • ZelenskyCraft: Trump’s War Plan?

    ZelenskyCraft: Trump’s War Plan?
    so, like, ukraine’s zelensky is all like “yo, trump, tell me ur secrets for stoppin the war” and trump is all like “nah bro, i ain’t tellin u nuthin” and zelensky is all like “come on man, we can be besties and end this war together” but trump is just playin hard to get.

    so, like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a minecraft server where there’s no wars or politics or any of that bs, then join our server! we got epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

    plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once u get to know him. so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, cuz life’s too short to be caught up in all that political nonsense. let’s just mine, craft, and have a good time, ya feel me?

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  • PutinCraft: Trump’s Jet & Russian Plane

    PutinCraft: Trump’s Jet & Russian Plane
    come join our epic minecraft server where trump’s jet and russian government plane are bffs and hang out in isolated areas for days on end. build your own presidential palace or kremlin, make alliances with other players and start your own international incident. who needs politics when you have minecraft drama? join now for the most scandalous gameplay you’ll ever experience!

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  • Vote4Blocks – Trump’s Rally Edition

    Vote4Blocks – Trump’s Rally Edition
    Are you tired of boring old politics? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we promise not to care about you at all, we just want you to play! Our president, Steve, will greet you with open arms and a pickaxe in hand, ready to mine some votes… I mean diamonds! So leave your worries at the door and come join us for a wild ride of blocky fun. Who needs politicians when you have creepers to worry about? Join now and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

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