so, like, u know how trump is always like “i got so much on my plate, man”? well, turns out he misunderstood taiwan’s role in making chips. like, he thought they were actually making potato chips or something, haha. anyway, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz we got all the chips u could ever want. like, we got potato chips, chocolate chips, even computer chips. it’s like a chip paradise up in here. plus, we have this epic quest where u have to find the legendary chip that will grant u unlimited power in the game. it’s gonna be so lit, u gotta join now! #chipquest #trumploveschips
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ChipCraft: Trump’s Plateful of Misunderstandings
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Trump’s Brain SMP meltdown – Minecraft SMP
Hey gamers of Reddit, ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the leader’s speeches are so nonsensical they make you question reality? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Trump’s brain melting gibberish speeches are just the tip of the iceberg – we also have secret underground tunnels filled with diamond blocks, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up (in a good way, of course). So come on down and join us for some chaotic fun – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of disbelief!
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BlockyPolls – Trump’s Domain
LOLZ come join dis Minecraft server where we got polls dat say Trump is da bestest prez everrrrr! We got crazy biased polls dat make u feel like u in an alternate universe where Trump is king and everyone loves him! Build ur own Trump Tower and make Minecraft great again! Join now for a wild ride full of fake news and alternative facts! #Trump2024 #MinecraftForTrump
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PutinCraft: Trump’s Thank You
so, like, this minecraft server is lit af, bro. like, you gotta join cuz trump wrote a thank you letter to putin after some crazy nerve agent attack in the UK. like, what even is that?! we got all the crazy stuff happening on this server, you gotta join to see for yourself. plus, like, the animals talk and give you quests to find rare diamonds. it’s wild, man. so come join us and let’s have a blast together. #minecraftlife #trumpandputin #nerveagentattackfun
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CovidiotsCraft: Trump’s Liberation Fiasco
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where Donald Trump is the ruler and COVID restrictions are a thing of the past. Join our server for the ultimate freedom experience!But wait, there’s more! We have crazy events like “Build a Wall Around Your Base” where you have to protect your precious loot from invaders. And don’t forget about our epic “COVID Party” where players compete to see who can throw the wildest virtual bash.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by zombie versions of the three states Trump wanted to liberate. Can you survive the madness and claim the loot for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride you won’t forget! Who needs boring old restrictions when you can have this much fun? Let’s get crazy, baby!
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TaxCraft: Trump’s Debt Adventure
join our epic minecraft server where we make the 2017 Tax Cuts and Jobs Act look like child’s play! we have so much fun, you’ll forget all about those pesky federal debts and income disparities. come build with us and watch your virtual wallet grow faster than the economy after those tax cuts. who needs economic growth and median wages when you have a blocky paradise to escape to? join now for a wild ride that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!
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Trump’s CultCraft: Loyalty Demanded!
so, like, listen up gamers, this server is like the ultimate cult of personality, just like Donald Trump but in Minecraft form. we got a whole bunch of followers who are like super loyal and will do anything for their leader, just like in real life. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and we promise not to start any actual cults or anything.join this server if you want to be part of something bigger than yourself, something that will make you feel like you belong. plus, we have the most epic builds and the craziest events you’ve ever seen. like one time, we had a giant statue of Donald Trump made entirely out of diamonds. it was so shiny and beautiful, just like our leader.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and become part of the most loyal and dedicated community in Minecraft. who knows, maybe one day you’ll even become the next leader of our cult of personality. but for now, just sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride. it’s gonna be one heck of a journey.
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BritGerCraft: Trump’s Fears & Defense
join dis epic minecraft server where Britain and Germany unite to defend against Trump’s evil plans to ditch Ukraine! We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold! Plus, our players are so skilled they can build a castle in 5 minutes flat! So come join the fun and help us save Ukraine from the clutches of the evil orange man! #TeamBritainGermanyUkraineForever
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CraftyCOVIDTV- Trump’s Calm, Biden’s Drama
So, like, this server is like, totally epic, dude. You gotta join because, like, when you play on it, you’ll feel all the emotions, man. Like, Trump followers will feel less bad stuff, and Biden followers will feel more bad stuff. It’s like an emotional rollercoaster, bro. Join now and experience the feels like never before! Trust me, it’s gonna be wild!
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Trump’s Tower Defense
Are you tired of boring, low-energy Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the best, believe me. We have so many two-story buildings, even more than Trump’s security team could handle! Join us and see for yourself how we make Minecraft great again. Don’t miss out on the chance to build the biggest, most beautiful wall in the game – and make the creepers pay for it! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft fun again!