Trumps MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Trump’s Fingerprint Fun Minecraft Server

Canadian travelers, fingerprint, security measures, homeland security, united states

so, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna play some minecraft and chill, right? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes. like, seriously, it’s so lit, you won’t even believe it.

first off, we got this crazy feature where you gotta fingerprint yourself before you can even log in. it’s like, super high tech and stuff. but don’t worry, it’s just to make sure you’re not a sneaky canadian trying to sneak into our server. we gotta keep out those maple syrup-loving troublemakers, ya know?

and get this, once you’re in, you gotta register with your social security number. like, what even is that? who cares, just do it. it’s all part of the fun, trust me.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground bunker we built for all our players? yeah, it’s totally real. we got snacks, games, and even a pet llama named larry. he’s the life of the party, let me tell ya.

so, yeah, if you wanna join the most epic, fingerprinting, social security number requiring, llama-filled minecraft server out there, then come on down. you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? it’s all part of the adventure, right?

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Trump’s Annexation Minecraft Server

denmark, Territory, united states, election, Surprise

LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT SURPRISE GREENLAND ELECTIONS AND TRUMP TRYNA ANNEX THAT ISH. COME BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND PROTECT YOUR LAND FROM CRAZY POLITICIANS. WE GOT PENGUINS WITH TOP HATS AND IGLOOS MADE OF DIAMONDS. JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH THE ARCTIC CIRCLE, WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN AND BUILD EPIC STUFF. LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN!

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Trump’s Wall Minecraft Server

foreign policy, world news, Australia-US relations, united states, president trump

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, Donald Trump himself pops into the game and is like, “nah, Australia, no exemption for you!” But don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got you covered. Join us and build the biggest, most beautiful wall to keep out any pesky tariffs. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with a bunch of cool peeps who are experts at dodging political drama and just wanna have a good time. So come on over and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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Trump’s Conquest Minecraft Server – Elbows Up in Canada

united states, Canada, Politics, leadership, nationalism

are you tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? come join elbows up in canada, where we fight off trump’s conquest dreams with our elbows up high! 🇨🇦🇺🇸

we have a secret underground bunker where we hide from trump’s twitter rants and build epic structures using only our elbows. join us in the fight against tyranny and let’s show the world that elbows are mightier than swords!

our server is filled with crazy challenges like building a giant wall made entirely of cheese, or riding pigs into battle against evil mobs. we even have a secret society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds.

so come join us at elbows up in canada, where the only rule is to keep your elbows up and your spirits high! 🦙🧀🇨🇦

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Trump’s Green Card Creeper

Green.., CARD, Trumps, creeper

Join the wackiest Minecraft server where politics gets blocky, and outrageous adventures await you! Forget about the real world’s drama! Here, we’ve got our very own Green Card Guy, Mahmoud Khalil, who once built a pyramid out of TNT and accidentally summoned a Creeper army during a town meeting.

But wait, there’s more! Just last week, Trump himself dropped onto our server in a blocky chopper, ordering the arrest of a particularly rogue sheep that stole his diamond crown during a chaotic sheep heist. It’s not just any sheep; it’s a revolutionary wooly rebel that moonlights as a comedian in the local bazaar!

Why join this server? Because this is the place where enchanted spatulas exist – yes, you heard that right! They grant the power to flip any mob into a bacon-flavored delicacy! And don’t even get us started on the “Creeper Karaoke Nights” where the spookiest mobs belt out tunes for sweet loot!

Our server’s motto? “Build big, break bigger!” Want to experience the thrill of racing a llama through a raging river of lava? We’ve got that too! Sign up now, and you could be the next king or queen of our pixelated universe, leading armies of flying turtles into epic battles against the great “Pixelated Pundit,” our resident talking parrot who knows all the memes!

So grab your pickaxe, rally your friends, and dive into the most ludicrous Minecraft experience you could ever imagine! Who knew crafting could be even more ridiculous than real life? Join us and unleash your creativity—block by block!

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Trump’s Dictatorial Minecraft Server

Politics, British, Server, foreign affairs, international relations

So, like, have you heard about this totally epic Minecraft server? It’s, like, the bomb dot com, bro. Like, seriously, you gotta join this server ASAP.

First off, let me tell you about the players on this server. They’re like a mix of French, Germans, and British peeps who all think Trump is a dictator. Can you believe it? They’re all united in their hatred for the orange man.

But that’s not even the best part. The admins on this server are, like, total geniuses. They’ve created this whole new world where pigs can talk and cows can fly. It’s, like, a total trip, man.

And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Steve. Yeah, that’s right, THE Steve. Rumor has it he’s got diamond armor for days and can take down a creeper with his eyes closed.

So, if you wanna join a server where the players are woke and the admins are wizards, come on down to this totally rad Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Charge Up Trumps!

political agenda, Trumping up charges, legal proceedings, criminal charges, legal process

join dis server if u want to be part of da most epic minecraft adventure everrrrrrrr. we got dragons dat breathe fire and unicorns dat poop rainbows. u can even ride a flying pig into battle against evil villagers.

we also have a secret underground base where u can find all da diamonds u want. but watch out for da creepers, dey like to photobomb ur mining selfies.

plus, we have a special event where u can challenge da Ender Dragon to a dance-off. if u win, u get a golden disco ball to hang in ur base.

so come join us on da server where da only limit is ur imagination, and maybe ur sanity.

IP: trumpingupcharges.About.lolzy

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MineCrafty Trump’s Aid & Intel Server

foreign policy, Ukraine, intelligence, trump, diplomatic relations

so, like, u know how trump is all like “i want to see more than just a minerals deal to restart aid and intel to ukraine”? well, on this minecraft server, u can do more than just mine for minerals, u can mine for DIAMONDS. like, who needs aid and intel when u have DIAMONDS, amirite? join this server for the most epic diamond mining experience ever. plus, u might even run into trump himself, mining for diamonds and building walls. it’s gonna be YUGE. so come join us and make minecraft great again! #diamondsareforever #trumpminingforblocks

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Trump’s Minecraft Server: Nonreciprocal Pact

diplomatic negotiations, global affairs, Japan, national security, defense alliance

so like, u know how trump is all like “wah wah wah, japan not givin us enough security” well guess what, on this server, we got the best security pact EVER. like, our mods are always on patrol, making sure no creepers blow up ur stuff. and u know what else? the japan players on our server are super nice and always sharing their diamonds and stuff. so come join us and experience the most reciprocal security pact in minecraft history. trust me, u won’t regret it!

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UkraineCraft Server: Trump’s Toughest Challenge

russia, Trumps, geopolitical tensions, Politics, Ukraine-Russia relations

so, like, u know how trump is always talkin bout russia and stuff, well turns out ukraine is, like, even harder to deal with, man. but, like, on this minecraft server, ukraine is, like, the easiest thing ever. u can build ur own wall to keep out all the ukrainians, or u can, like, make friends with them and trade resources. it’s a crazy world out there, man. come join us and see for urself. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next president of minecraftia. lol.

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