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KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!

BBC, defector interview, dictator, Diplomacy, elite defector, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong Un and Trump, Kim Jong Un’s intentions, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, leadership, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, summit, trump, TrumpReturns, united states, world news

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6

so like, you know how Kim Jong Un is like obsessed with Trump? well, turns out this elite defector dude spilled the beans to the BBC about it. like, can you imagine the drama on this server? join us for some political shenanigans and build your own nuclear bunker to hide from the craziness. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before Kim Jong Un changes his mind and starts a real-life Minecraft war.

BdayGiftGoneWrongLOL

BdayGiftGoneWrongLOL, birthday gift, Boyfriend, Character, Circumstances, favorite artist, free concert, Friend, gig tickets, Happy, hurt feelings, LA trip, London, people pleasing, plans changed, prioritize, schedule conflict, travel job, Understanding, unexpected trip, voice note

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Divine Spears Created:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Enchantments Applied:	58	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing friendships and relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and dilemma just like this story!

Imagine this: you’re mining away, trying to build the perfect castle, when suddenly your best friend asks to join you on an epic adventure. But wait, your significant other surprises you with an early return and now you have to choose between them! Who will you pick to be your Minecraft buddy? The stakes are high and the drama is real on our server.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities like virtual concerts with your favorite Minecraft artists and surprise appearances from famous YouTubers. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a love triangle just like in this crazy story!

So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? See you in the game!

SaucySMP: “Unintentionally Innuendo”

alluring language, cheeky remarks, double entendre, erotic phrases, flirtatious banter, flirtatious phrases, innuendo, naughty sayings, provocative phrases, provocative talk, risque remarks, SaucySMP, seductive expressions, seductive language, sensual dialogue, sexual innuendo, spicy talk, steamy language, suggestive comments, suggestive language, tantalizing words, titillating words, unintentionally

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8053
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you scream “oh my block!” in excitement? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. Our community is so lit, even the creepers are dropping the hottest mixtapes. And don’t even get us started on our diamond economy – it’s more unstable than a Jenga tower built by a toddler. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

RegretCraft – Should’ve Started Sooner

embracing change, hindsight, learning from mistakes, life lessons, living in the present, making decisions, missed opportunities, moving forward, overcoming fear, personal growth, pursuing passions, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, seizing the moment, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, Setting goals, Shouldve, Sooner, Started, Taking Risks, Time management

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6755
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	359371
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	125
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server sooner? Well, fear not, because our server is here to fulfill all your blocky dreams!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, flying pigs, and secret dungeons guarded by evil chickens.

Don’t miss out on the chance to build a house made entirely out of TNT or ride a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

So why wait? Join our server now and start living your best Minecraft life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension where all the creepers are friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties.

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

border security, BorderBlock, conflict zone, defense forces, geopolitical tensions, global security, indian army, Indian soldiers, international peacekeeping, international relations, Israel, Israel Defense Forces, lebanon, Lebanon Border, MIDDLE EAST, military deployment, military presence, Minecraft, peacekeeping mission, peacekeeping troops, security cooperation, Server, united nations

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7501
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Void Gems Collected:	26	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, 700 indian soldiers be chillin along da israel-lebanon border, like whaaat? dat’s sum next level protection for our pixelated world yo.

come join us and experience da thrill of building and surviving while surrounded by real life soldiers, like u gotta be on ur A game or else they might mistake u for a creeper and blow u up, haha jk. but seriously, join us for some epic adventures and maybe even make friends with some soldiers, who knows?

so come on, what u waitin for? join our server and let’s make some memories together, like da time we built a giant statue of a chicken and the soldiers thought it was a peace offering, haha good times.

RubbleCraft: Nasrallah’s Revenge

aftermath, Assassination, body recovered, Conflict, hezbollah, investigation, Justice, leader, MIDDLE EAST, mourning, Nasrallah, Nasrallahs, Political, Recovery, Revenge, rubble, RubbleCraft, suspects, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2649
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the owner is a literal zombie?? well guess what, on this server, Nasrallah’s body was recovered from the rubble TWO DAYS after assassination!! that’s right, we got zombies coming back to life up in here! join now for a chance to witness the craziest resurrection ever seen in minecraft history! come on, what are u waiting for?? join now and witness the madness unfold!!

No. 690360015 Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, BETRAYAL, chilling, Conspiracy, crime, dangerous game, dark past, Deception, detective, Gripping, hidden identity, INTENSE, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 690360015, plot twist, Psychological, Secrets, Server, Suspense, Thriller, unexpected ending

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7606
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	162	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for the chance to ride on giant flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the craziness!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs and can fly you to the moon for a quick snack of space cheese. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

History Channel Meme Minecraft SMP

aliens, bigfoot, channel, History, history channel, Holocaust, Internet meme, meme, meme archive, meme collection, Meme culture, meme discovery, meme folders, meme hunt, meme nostalgia, meme search, meme sharing, Minecraft, Pyramids, smp, viral meme

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1461
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a meme-filled wonderland!

Join us at our Minecraft SMP where Bigfoot roams free at 6pm, aliens debate pyramid construction at 7pm, and the Holocaust… well, let’s just say things get weird at 8pm. But hey, who doesn’t love a little chaos in their gaming experience?

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous adventures on our server. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate meme hidden deep within the blocks. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

SadBoiMinecraftSMP

depression, Despair, despondent, Disappointment, Distress, downhearted, emotions, feelings, Grief, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Loss, Melancholy, Pain, SadBoiMinecraftSMP, Sadness, sorrow, Suffering, Tears, unhappiness

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8433
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Votes:	3973
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Buildings Constructed:	46
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you sad because your pet pig accidentally blew up your house with TNT? Or maybe you’re feeling down because a creeper stole all your diamonds and ran off into the sunset? Well, have no fear, because our Minecraft SMP is here to turn that frown upside down!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Come chill with us in our virtual paradise where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of sentient Endermen who are just looking for some new friends to play with.

Don’t let your sadness get the best of you – come join our Minecraft SMP and let the laughter and insanity wash over you like a bucket of lava in the face. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your pet pig might).

StalkedCraft – BFF Edition

being followed, BFF, Edition, friendship, Help, Safety, StalkedCraft, stranger alert, stranger awareness, stranger danger, stranger danger awareness, stranger danger response, stranger danger situation, stranger danger warning, stranger encounter, stranger encounter response, stranger interaction, stranger request, stranger safety, stranger situation, stranger warning, suspicious behavior, Trust

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1562
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	460
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Picture this: You’re casually mining for diamonds in our Minecraft server when suddenly, a mysterious girl appears out of nowhere and whispers those words to you. But here’s the catch – she’s actually a secret agent on a mission to save the world from evil mobs who have infiltrated our server! Join us for epic adventures, secret missions, and maybe even uncover the hidden treasures of the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a hero in the process. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

PalestinianCraft Server: MacheteMayhem

arson, crime, Europe, extremism, germany, injured, International, investigation, Machete-armed man, MacheteMayhem, MIDDLE EAST, Motive, News, Palestinian flag, PalestinianCraft, Police, ramming attacks, SECURITY, Server, SUSPECT, Terrorism, Victims, violence

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	330
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Players Killed by Monsters:	1442
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

join our epic minecraft server where machete-armed players roam free, waving palestinian flags and causing chaos! you never know when you’ll be attacked by a crazed player wielding a machete, ready to take you out in a fiery blaze of glory. with 31 players already wounded, the stakes are high and the adrenaline is pumping. join now for the most intense gaming experience of your life!