Trumpocalypse Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2385
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Cake Party Time!

adulting, birthday cake, birthday tradition, Cake, cake anytime, cake cravings, cake for no reason, cake indulgence, cake lover, celebration, decadent, DELICIOUS, dessert, guilty pleasure, Happiness, indulgence, just because, Party, self-care, special occasion, sweet tooth, Time, treat yourself

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8125
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Towns Built:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

come join our server where we have birthday cake for everyone every day!!! you can eat cake and build cake and even fight cake monsters!!! it’s like a never ending party where you can eat all the cake you want without anyone judging you!!! plus, if you eat enough cake, you might turn into a cake yourself and become the ultimate cake warrior!!! so come on, join us and let’s have a cake-tastic time together!!!

Eternity BCG

battle, Catching, Cobblemon, Community, Custom, Earth, Economy, Endless, Entertainment, Exploration, game modes, gaming experience, MCMMO, pixelated, Pixelmon, Plugins, pokemon, Sandbox, Survival, THRIVING, Towny, Training, Unique, virtual world

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	678
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	164
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Eternity is a Minecraft Cobblemon server providing a unique gaming experience that combines the popular sandbox game with the beloved world of Pokemon. Players can explore a vast virtual world filled with pixelated versions of their favorite Pokemon, catching and training them to battle against other players. With a variety of game modes, custom plugins, and a thriving community, Eternity offers endless entertainment for fans of both Minecraft and Pokemon.

eternity.mc.gg

Cuz We Did SMP

bedrock, Cross-Play, Cuz We Did SMP, Economy, Guns, java edition, Jobs, Minecraft, PvP, Skills, Survival, survival server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Battle Standards Raised:	14

A Ton Of Cool Jobs and Skills.. and the Best Part… we have GUNS!

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Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

Adventurer, age, Character building, character creation, circus, Community, criminal, Discord, Economy, firefighter, Immersive, INCLUSIVE, Jobs, journalist, Mayor, meets, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, paramedic, police officer, Requirements, restaurants, Roleplay, Seasons, Vaudeville, Whitelist

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4711
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Vaudeville Minecraft Server

Overview
Vaudeville, the true final frontier! A place where anyone from anywhere can come to start a new life and make a name for themselves! Whether you’re from the past or from another dimension entirely, you are welcome in our great city. So move to Vaudeville today, and become someone!

Features:

Many mods to help immerse you into rp!	Currency Vehicles Over one hundred meals to cook Over one hundred décor items and much more!
Character Building!	Create your character and tell their story! Make a new character every season if you wish!
Seasons!	New Season every 3 months! Economy reset every season! New buildings, activities, and events added each season!
Jobs!	Run for Mayor in the monthly elections and create your own laws for the city! Be a criminal! Become a firefighter, police officer, or paramedic! Become the best journalist! Compete with other restaurants! Be an adventurer! And much more!

If you are interested, join the discord today to begin creating your character! NOTE: You MUST have a character to join server, and when on server, you must be in character!

Click here to join the Discord server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server inclusive?	Yes, everyone of all races, gender, sexual orientation, and age (Above 16) are welcome!
What happens if someone breaks the rules?	Anyone caught making others uncomfortable or breaking the rules will be swiftly removed.
How often are new seasons introduced?	A new season is introduced every 3 months!
Can I have multiple characters?	Yes, you can create a new character every season if you wish!
What kind of jobs can I have on the server?	You can run for Mayor, be a criminal, firefighter, police officer, paramedic, journalist, compete with other restaurants, be an adventurer, and much more!

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, blocky, Confirmed, Eiichiro Oda, Fish-man District, Fish-Man Island, Fish-man Karate, Fish-men, Grand Line, Luffy, Manga, merfolk, Minecraft, new episodes, one piece, remake, Server, shonen jump, Straw Hat Pirates, Underwater, underwater world, upcoming season

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has just confirmed a Fish-man Island Remake! That’s right, you can now swim with the fishes and build your underwater kingdom just like in the movies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dolphin King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast ocean depths. Rumor has it that one wish is to have unlimited diamonds, so start searching now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal to the Netherworld where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare loot? It’s like a whole new adventure waiting for you just a click away.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP

action-packed, Anime, Character development, emotional, Epic battles, fan favorite, great season, growth, impressive animation, INTENSE, long awaited, memorable, mha, Minecraft, never talk bad, NeverTalkBadAboutMHAAgain, powerful moments, Redemption, satisfying, smp, surprising twists, Thrilling, top-tier entertainment

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5394
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Star Shards Collected:	81	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep come stampeding through your mine, causing chaos and confusion. Or how about the time when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles? Oh, the laughs we had that day!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim his throne? Only time will tell.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just have the time of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pink sheep!

ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server

childhood trauma, Communication Issues, Eating disorders, Emotional healing, emotional neglect, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Therapy, family trauma, forgiveness, Healing Process, mental health, Minecraft, neglect, parental support, ParentalPwnage, Resentment, self esteem, Server, sibling illness, sibling support, toxic family dynamics, trust issues

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5456
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Love Letters Sent:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to give you more attention than OP’s parents gave them! Join us and experience a world where you are the center of attention, unlike poor OP who was left to fend for themselves while their brother battled cancer.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a community that actually cares about you. No need to worry about being ignored or dismissed here, we value each and every player like they’re the most important person in the world.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of OP’s family situation. Build, explore, and make new friends in a world where you are truly appreciated. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with parents who prioritize their sickly thin son over their “fat, disgusting burden” of a daughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

NoLoansNoProblems

cautious, Colleague, comfort level, cosign, dave ramsey, DEBT, financial decision, financial responsibility, Financial Security, government sector, loan, loan assistance, loan cosigner, loan guilt, loan refusal, loan rejection, NoLoansNoProblems, personal loan, PLATONIC, Trust, working relationship

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4996
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9128	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of financial responsibility just like our friend Dave Ramsey! Join us and avoid the temptation of cosigning loans for your virtual friends, because who knows what kind of trouble they could get you into.

Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?

Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!

CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

Ancient Art, artisan, artisanal, Craft, Craftsmanship, CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP, creativity, culture, Dedication, Expertise, Handmade, heritage, History, learning, Master, Passion, Practice, skill, talent, Technique, tradition

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4667
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ores Mined:	3374	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

BlockyBedDisaster

awkward conversation, awkward situation, bad experience, BlockyBedDisaster, cringeworthy experience, disappointing hookup, disappointing night, disastrous date, embarrassing hookup, Embarrassing moment, hookup gone wrong, hookup horror story, regretful encounter, regretful hookup, regretful night, regrettable decision, terrible sex, uncomfortable encounter, worst hookup, worst one night stand, worst sexual experience

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1260
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!