Trumped MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MyanmarCraft: Trumped Up!

trump, Trumped, emergency powers, national emergency, HUMAN RIGHTS

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, so crazy it’s like a national emergency? well, this server is so wild that even trump had to extend his declaration for it!

join us and experience the chaos of building and surviving in a world where everything is upside down and mobs are wearing suits and ties.

we have secret underground bases filled with treasure and giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

come join the fun and see why this server is the talk of the town (or the oval office, in trump’s case). you won’t regret it, unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little bit. but hey, explosions are fun, right?

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the craziest minecraft server in the universe!

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EuroCraft: Trumped Up Refugees

Refugees, Trumped, EuroCraft

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than Trump’s ego! we prioritize settlin’ in all them South Africans of European descent cuz they know how to build a mean house! we got diamonds bigger than Melania’s engagement ring and creepers scarier than Trump’s tweets! come on over and let’s make minecraft great again! #buildthewall #diamondsareforever #creeperinchief

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XiCraft: Trumped Out!

trump, warning shot, Conflict Resolution, summit meeting, Xi Jinping

so like, this server is the bomb diggity, like seriously you gotta join cuz we got Xi Jinping himself shooting warning shots at Trump in Minecraft. it’s like a whole new level of political drama, but in block form. you can witness the epic showdown between these world leaders right in front of your eyes, all while building your own epic creations and battling mobs. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you might even get a chance to ride a dragon into battle with Putin. yeah, that’s right, Putin is on this server too, ready to throw down in the ultimate showdown. so come on and join the chaos, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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HondurasCraft: Trumped by China

economic ties, united states, Latin America, deportation plan, Trump administration

So, like, you know how Honduras is all like “oh no, Trump is gonna deport all our people and stuff”? Well, guess what? If you join our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about that nonsense! We have a secret portal that leads straight to China, so if Trump comes knocking, you can just peace out and start a new life in the land of pandas and dumplings. Plus, our server has a pet llama named Larry who can spit on griefers and trolls. So come join us and escape to a world where Trump’s deportation plan is just a distant memory!

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PutinCraft: Trumped by Zelenskyy

eastern europe, manipulate, Diplomacy, Négotiation, SECURITY

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil putin trying to manipulate trump and take over the world! zelenskyy needs your help to stop them and save ukraine! build epic bases, battle evil forces, and show putin who’s boss in this wild adventure! join now and be a hero in the craziest war ever seen in minecraft history!

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GreenlandCraft: Trumped Out!

Politics, Arctic territory, Danish politician, anger, US president

so like, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the craziest place ever! we got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing u up!

oh and get this, our server is actually on a secret floating island in the sky! yeah, we had to battle a dragon just to claim it as our own. but don’t worry, the dragon is actually really chill and just hangs out with us now.

also, did i mention we have a talking parrot who tells the best jokes? yeah, he’s a real comedian.

so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever! and remember, if anyone asks, just tell them “Mr. Trump, f— off” 😂🤣🤪

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EuroCraft: Trumped Out!

EuroCraft, european union, international relations, US president, America

so, like, u know how trump is all like “america first” and stuff? well, the eu is like “we have other options, bro” and they’re not messin around. they got their own minecraft server and it’s lit af. like, they got unicorns and rainbows and all that good stuff. plus, if u join, u get a free pet dragon that farts glitter. no joke. and the best part is, u get to build a wall around ur house to keep out all the haters. so come join us on the eu’s minecraft server and show trump’s america that we don’t need them. we got our own options, yo.

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ParisCraft: Trumped Out

Trumped, ParisCraft

so, like, u kno how donald trump did a big oopsie and pulled us out of the paris climate thingy? well, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that! we care about the environment and stuff, so if u join our server u can help save the virtual planet one block at a time! plus, we have this crazy story where the creepers are actually secret agents trying to stop u from planting trees because they’re secretly working for the evil ender dragon who wants to destroy the world! so come join us and be a hero in the fight against climate change and evil creepers! it’s gonna be epic, bro!

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GreenlandCraft: Trumped Tariffs

world news, Politics, Tariffs, denmark, Diplomacy

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, just like when trump threatened denmark with tariffs over greenland, like, who even does that? anyway, if you join this server, you’ll be like a total boss, just like trump thinks he is. we have crazy builds and insane events, just like trump’s tweets. join now and make minecraft great again! #tariffsarecool #greenlandisours #buildthewallaroundspawn

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Minecraft SMP: > Drumpf’ed

Trumped, trump, meme, humor, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: a land where giant chickens roam free, creepers wear top hats, and every block is made of cheese. Our server is like a fever dream come to life, with crazy events happening every day. Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil villagers? We got you covered. How about a game of parkour where the floor is lava and the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato? It’s all possible on our server.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good time. We have regular costume parties, dance-offs, and even a secret underground disco club where the zombies are the DJs.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember, on our server, anything goes. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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