trumpcucks Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH Minecraft SMP

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, AHAHAHAHAHAHAH, Backlash, consequences, economic impact, Economy, global market, international relations, manufacturing industry, Minecraft, policy decisions, Politics, protectionism, repercussions.., smp, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade war, tradecucks, trumpcucks, Warning

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/800	Votes:	2078
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7308	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Star Shards Collected:	291
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of getting screwed over by tariffs and trade wars? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing getting screwed is your enemies! Our server is like a virtual manufacturing industry, except instead of making widgets, you’re making epic builds and alliances. Don’t be a tradecuck, join us and see what real power feels like! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and memes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the lolz begin! #TrumpCucksGetRekt #MinecraftMadness

TwoBearsOneGame: Two Bears, One Block. No cubs allowed! 1.20 Edition

Access, advertising, Allowed, bears, Beta, better mc, BLOCK, BMC2, Creative, CST, Cubs, curse forge, description, Discord, Edition, Grief, Mod Pack, Modded, modded server, modpack link, Players, rules, Server, theft, TwoBearsOneGame, united states, Version

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/500	Votes:	9411
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

<!DOCTYPE html>

Minecraft Server Information

Server Name	TwoBearsOneGame
Server Location	United States CST
Discord	Join Discord
Access and Whitelist Info	Access Form
Version	1.20.1
MoD pack	Better MC [FABRIC] 1.20.1 v23.5
Modpack Link	Download Modpack

Description:

Two bears looking for mature 18+ players to join our modded server. I’m a 51 year old male who builds like a 5 year old. Well they probably build better than me now. But I make up for it by hunting and gathering. Husband is a 45 year old creative type who plays way too much Minecraft (if there is such a thing according to him) and has been playing since beta. We are a relaxed play LGBTQ+ friendly server looking to be the next world you choose. Fill out the short form linked above for server address and whitelist access.

Rules:

No Grief/Theft!
No advertising



FAQ Questions & Answers:

1. How do I join the server?
   - To join the server, fill out the access form provided in the "Access and Whitelist Info" section above.

2. What version of Minecraft is the server running on?
   - The server is running on Minecraft version 1.20.1.

3. Are there any specific rules on the server?
   - Yes, the rules include no griefing/theft and no advertising.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?
   - Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly.

5. How can I connect with other players on the server?
   - Join the server's Discord channel through the provided link to connect with other players.

SpicyTacoCraft Minecraft Server

cross-cultural cuisine, cuisine, Culinary, culinary fusion, cultural fusion, flavor, flavor profile, food culture, foodie, fusion cuisine, Heat, indian food, Indian spices, international cuisine, Mexican, mexican cuisine, Minecraft, Server, spicy, spicy dishes, spicy flavors, spicy food, SpicyTacoCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/500	Votes:	1555
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Enchantments Applied:	172	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of getting your taste buds burned off by Indian food? Are you a Mexican boi who can’t handle the heat? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only thing spicier than the curry is our PVP battles! We’ve got enchiladas made out of diamond blocks and tacos filled with creeper meat. Trust us, you won’t find a server more caliente than this one! Join now and see if you can handle the heat, Mexican bois!

RapeCraft Minecraft Server

Absurdity, boundary-pushing humor, comedic violence, controversial, controversial humor, dark comedy, dark humor, dark satire, edgy comedy, fictional characters, humor, inappropriate, Minecraft, offensive humor, rape, RapeCraft, satire, Server, shock factor, shock value, taboo, twisted humor, twisted scenarios

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Void Armor Forged:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of character roleplay (just don’t ask us which character raping her would be funniest, because that’s a whole other level of weird).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it that if you stand on top of the chicken’s head and do the chicken dance, a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds will open up before you. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Piggyback Gang, a group of players who ride around on pigs wearing sunglasses and leather jackets, causing chaos wherever they go. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for some seriously hilarious shenanigans.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and outrageous stories you’ll uncover along the way? Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

ParentalFavoritismMCServer

balancing priorities, Communication, desire for attention, emotional needs, family dynamics, Family Support, feeling invisible, feeling neglected, feeling overlooked, Guilt, Loneliness, Maturity, neglect, parental attention, parental involvement, ParentalFavoritismMCServer, Sacrifices, self-sufficiency, sibling care, sibling needs, Understanding

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/500	Votes:	4068
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone gets the attention they deserve! Are you tired of feeling like the “glass kid” in your family? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be the diamond kid! 💎

Join us for some epic adventures and build your own virtual family who will always be there to support you, unlike those pesky parents who can’t even make it to your school play. 🎭

On our server, you can be the star of the show every day and never have to worry about being neglected or feeling invisible. Plus, our virtual parents will never tell you that you’re being selfish for wanting a little attention. 🌟

So come on over and let us show you what it’s like to be the center of the universe in our Minecraft world. Who needs real parents when you have a whole virtual family waiting to shower you with love and attention? 😂✨

CraftyParents Minecraft Server

advice, appreciation, Childhood, CraftyParents, Experience, family dynamics, growing up, guidance, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Listening, Maturity, Minecraft, parents, perspective, realization, Reflection, Server, Understanding, wisdom

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/500	Votes:	4221
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1258	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Remember when your parents used to tell you to eat your vegetables because they would make you big and strong? Well, they were right! And just like how veggies are essential for your physical growth, this Minecraft server is essential for your gaming growth.

Join our server and watch as your Minecraft skills grow faster than a creeper exploding in your face. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Rumor has it that Notch himself created this server using diamonds and dragon eggs.

So why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to be a part of it. We have more rare loot than a chest in a jungle temple, and our community is tighter than a villager’s budget.

Don’t be a noob and miss out on all the fun. Join our server today and start building your Minecraft empire like a boss. Your parents were right about eating your veggies, and they’re right about joining this server too. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GazaCraft: IDF vs Hamas

CASUALTIES, Combat, Commando, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, gallant, Gaza City, GazaCraft, Hamas, idf, Israel, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Mission, Operation, palestine, special forces, terrorists, violence

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3932
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

lol join this epic minecraft server where we go on missions like IDF commandos in Gaza City but without the real danger cuz we respawm lol. we take down 60% of the evil hamas terrorists and save the day like true heroes. come join the fun and be a part of our epic battles, where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher. who needs real life when you can have all the action and excitement in this crazy minecraft world? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s kick some blocky butt together!

Welcome to GALESTA where you can semi-roleplay vanilla magic to build nations!

BUILD, Classes, combat system, Community, Discord, Galesta, History, Ip:, Items, Lore, Magic, Map, Minecraft, nation, Nation building, Nations, Professions, Semi Vanilla, Semiroleplay, Server, Unique, Vanilla, Wars, world

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/500	Votes:	9828
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Farms Harvested:	143
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Galesta Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Details
Combat System	12 unique classes and items for customization
	Build nations and engage in wars
Map Size	20K x 20K custom painted map
Rich History	Community with lore and history
Custom Items & Professions	Create professions and form communities

FAQ:

Q: Is this server modded?

A: No, this is a completely unique and unmodded Minecraft server.

Q: How can I customize my combat style?

A: Choose from 12 unique classes and items to tailor your combat experience.

Q: Can I build my own nation on the server?

A: Yes, you can build nations and engage in wars with other players.

Q: Is the map custom made?

A: Yes, the server features a 20K x 20K world painted map created by the server team.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Connect to IP: PLAY.GALESTA.COM

Q: Where can I find more information or connect with the community?

A: Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/aVqQzbUQfN

MineCraftyThrowback Server

MineCraftyThrowback, Server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/400	Votes:	6924
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Potions Brewed:	93	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget, battle against hordes of zombie llamas, and build your own floating castle made entirely of cheese!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rare and elusive rainbow sheep that poop out glitter blocks, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco cave where the party never stops!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

ResignCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, controversy, decision, Democrat, Government, influence, Jack Posobiec, joe biden, leadership, Minecraft, News, obama, policy, Politics, power, president, REPUBLICAN, resignation, ResignCraft, Server, us politics, washington dc, White House

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/1000	Votes:	691
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2954	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and zombies break out into dance numbers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life llama (delivered straight to your door, no joke), and every full moon, the server turns into a giant disco party with villagers as the DJs.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

CouchPotatoCraft Minecraft Server

Careless, CouchPotatoCraft, dads house, family, full-time, Girlfriend, guests, Hawaii, Lease, legal advice., Minecraft, move in, new couch, Property, Red wine, roommate, ruined couch, Server, Sorry., State, Tenant, UNFAIR, wine spill

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/400	Votes:	8280
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Are you tired of dealing with careless roommates and their messy partners? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no spilled wine on your virtual couches, only epic adventures and pixelated fun!

Join us and escape the drama of real life roommates who invite their clumsy girlfriends to move in without your consent. On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone ruining it with red wine spills. Plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll never have to deal with awkward roommate confrontations again.

So come on over to our server and leave the real world behind. Who needs roommates when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to unwanted houseguests and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!