so, liek, u kno dat guy musk? yah, the tesla dude. well, he’s in truble wif the EU cuz he been sayin sum hate speech or sumthin. but dont worry bout dat, come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat dance. oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal to a dimension where u can ride on unicorns and battle evil llamas? yah, it’s pretty epic. so forget abt musk and come hang out wif us on our totally rad minecraft server!
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MuskCraft: Hate Speech-Free Zone
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CraftyCoupUSA
lolllllll come join our epic minecraft server where we make venezuela look like a walk in the park compared to the chaos we got goin on here. we got so many crazy things happening, you’ll think you’re in the middle of a coup attempt yourself.our players are like the US, always tryna overthrow each other and be at the forefront of the chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next, one minute you’re building a cute little house and the next you’re in the middle of a full blown revolution.
so come join us if you wanna experience the thrill of a lifetime and be part of the most insane minecraft server out there. venezuela ain’t got nothin on us, we’re the real deal.
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PharaohsRansom Minecraft Server
u wanna join dis server cuz we got $10M cash withdrawal drama dat makes Trump look like he took money from Egypt! come build ur empire while dodging secret probes and scandalous accusations! who needs politics when u got Minecraft drama, amirite?! Join now and uncover the truth behind the cash withdrawal chaos!
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KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!
so like, you know how Kim Jong Un is like obsessed with Trump? well, turns out this elite defector dude spilled the beans to the BBC about it. like, can you imagine the drama on this server? join us for some political shenanigans and build your own nuclear bunker to hide from the craziness. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before Kim Jong Un changes his mind and starts a real-life Minecraft war.
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DictatorTrump2020
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to escape to a world where the only dictator is a blocky version of Trump? Look no further than our server! Join us and witness Trump building his empire one block at a time, declaring himself the ruler of all lands in the most hilarious ways possible. From building walls to banning creepers, you never know what crazy antics Trump will get up to next. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
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EUndermineCraft
so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s better than a unicorn farting rainbows on a double rainbow! why should u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, a chicken and a pig became best friends and built the most epic roller coaster in minecraft history. u can ride it on this server and experience the thrill of a lifetime! but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even hungary’s nationalist leader is warning of the EU’s demise and backing Trump in an anti-western speech. if that doesn’t convince u to join, then i don’t know what will! come join us and let’s build a minecraft world that will make even herobrine jealous!
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Mailbox Mayhem
so, like, u know how trump is all like “elections r rigged” and stuff? well, now all the conservative peeps in canada r like “oh no, we can’t trust voting-by-mail anymore cuz trump said so!” like, they think all the mail-in ballots r gonna be frauded or sumthin. so, if u wanna join our minecraft server, u gotta be one of those peeps who believes in crazy conspiracy theories and stuff. like, we got secret bases where we plan our attacks on the “rigged” elections and stuff. come join us and be part of the madness! #stopthesteal #minecraftconspiracytheoryserver
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BritGerCraft: Trump’s Fears & Defense
join dis epic minecraft server where Britain and Germany unite to defend against Trump’s evil plans to ditch Ukraine! We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold! Plus, our players are so skilled they can build a castle in 5 minutes flat! So come join the fun and help us save Ukraine from the clutches of the evil orange man! #TeamBritainGermanyUkraineForever
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TrumpCraft: Epstein’s BFF ignored!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to build and survive!Join us if you want to uncover the truth about Trump’s secret underground bunker where he hosts wild parties with Epstein and his alien friends. Build your own conspiracy theories while constructing epic structures and battling mythical creatures like the Loch Ness monster and Bigfoot.
But that’s not all! Our server has a secret portal to a parallel universe where you can trade diamonds for unicorn horns and ride on flying pigs. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and let the madness begin!
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Putin’s PvP Party – No More Old Guy
u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by putin’s pals?? well now u can cuz trump’s opponent is no longer an old, sick guy!! come join the chaos and see what kind of shenanigans putin’s pals have in store for u!! build crazy structures, battle epic monsters, and maybe even uncover some top secret government conspiracy!! who knows what kind of wild ride u’ll be in for on this server!! so come on, what are u waiting for?? join now and let the madness begin!!