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TrudeauCraft: Tariff Trouble!
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls to keep out the tariff threats from Trump! Trudeau himself is playing on our server and he’s like “yo US consumers, come chill with us and avoid the harm of those crazy tariffs!” We have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the tariffs and trade with other countries for epic loot. Plus, we have a pet moose named Justin who will guide you through the wilderness and protect you from any tariff monsters. So come on over and let’s build a wall of friendship together! -
DraftAgeDownInUkraine
so, like, u know how trump is all like, “ukraine, lower ur draft age”? well, turns out his future adviser is like, “yo, ukraine, go all in and lower that draft age even more!” like, can u imagine being drafted at, like, 12 years old? but hey, if u wanna escape all that craziness, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come hang with us and forget about all that political drama. just watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ll blow u away with their sick moves. -
HungaryCraft: TrumpPutin Summit
omg u guys u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like trump and putin might meet up in hungary and u know what that means…a crazy party with diamond armor and golden apples for everyone!!! u can build ur own white house and kremlin and have epic battles with llamas and polar bears as ur army. plus, there’s a secret portal that takes u to a hidden realm where u can ride dragons and fight off creepers with laser beams. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of history in the making…or at least in the pixelated world of minecraft! -
CraftyCanuckz
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join because, like, trump is threatening canada and there’s, like, something dangerous brewing, you know? like, you gotta escape the chaos and come chill with us in minecraft land.we got, like, crazy adventures and, like, insane stories to tell. one time, a creeper tried to run for president but got blown up by a bunch of chickens. it was, like, total mayhem, man.
come join us and, like, build the most epic base ever. we’ll protect you from all the craziness happening in the real world. trust me, you won’t regret it. join now before it’s too late, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride.
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MaxPressureCraft
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, dude. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the craziest adventures and, like, the most epic builds ever. like, one time, we had this epic battle with a giant chicken that was, like, terrorizing the land. and, like, we totally defeated it with our mad skills and teamwork.also, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all our treasure and, like, rare items. it’s, like, a maze down there, dude. you gotta be super smart to find your way around.
oh, and, like, did i mention we have flying pigs on this server? yeah, dude. you can ride them and, like, fly around the map. it’s totally insane.
so, like, if you wanna have the most epic time of your life, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the best thing ever.
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CraftyMeloni’sGreenPanaLand
omg guys, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, it’s like a rollercoaster ride of madness and mayhem! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese!
And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you bring him a stack of enchanted diamonds!
So what are you waiting for? Join now before Trump tries to seize Greenland and the Panama Canal in Minecraft too! It’s gonna be lit, fam!
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GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Land Grab LOL
come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant igloos and ride polar bears into battle against evil penguins!! our server is so cool, even the PM of Greenland wants to join to escape Trump’s land grab!! we have secret ice caves filled with treasure and hot cocoa rivers that flow all day and night. join us and become a true eskimo warrior in the fight against the evil forces of the south pole!! come on, what are you waiting for? grab your parka and join us now!! -
WarcraftMemes2020
so, like, u know how trump was all like “i’m gonna end the ukraine war in a day” but then he was like “oops, my bad, not gonna happen”? well, our minecraft server is like that but in a good way. u join and BAM! all ur problems are solved in a day. need diamonds? we got u. need to defeat the ender dragon? easy peasy lemon squeezy. need to build a giant statue of a chicken? we’re on it. come join us and let us make ur minecraft dreams come true. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and u can only access it if u can defeat the evil llama king. yeah, it’s a thing. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

