come join our minecraft server where trump advisers are actually trying to negotiate a peace deal in ukraine but keep getting distracted by building epic castles and battling dragons. who needs world peace when you can have a diamond sword, am i right? join now and help them finally reach a peace deal… or just have a blast building crazy contraptions and trolling your friends. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride!
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CraftyUkrainePeaceDeal
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CraftyPutin’sNATO-FreeMCServer
so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to play with a bunch of cool peeps from all over the world. but get this, our server is so lit that even putin himself would demand ukraine never join nato just to play on it. like, can u imagine the power of our server if putin is willing to make demands like that? it’s like, the craziest thing ever. so come join us and be a part of something truly insane and epic. trust me, u won’t regret it. #putinapproved #minecraftmadness
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ZuckCraft: Stop EU Fines!
HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN ZUCKERBERG IS TALKIN’ ‘BOUT IT? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, ‘CAUSE THIS SERVER IS WHERE IT’S AT!WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS. OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON WEARS SUNGLASSES AND RIDES A PIG?
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, TRUMP HIMSELF IS TRYNA STOP THE EU FROM FINING US TECH COMPANIES. WHY? ‘CAUSE OUR REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS ARE SO ADVANCED, THEY MAKE ELON MUSK JEALOUS.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN US NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE CRAZIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT COMMUNITY ON THE BLOCK! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY! WOOHOO!
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LAFireStopper Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much water from canada that we can put out all the fires in L.A.! experts say it’s preposterous but we say it’s just another day on our server. build your own fireproof house and watch as the flames are extinguished by our magical canadian water. who needs firefighters when you have our server? join now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unbelievable claims!
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ElonCraft2020
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and witness the epic showdown between Trump and Elon Musk as they battle it out in a virtual world where anything can happen. Will Trump call Elon “Rocket Man Jr.” or “Space Cadet”? Only time will tell on our crazy Minecraft server! So come join the fun and see what outrageous adventures await you!
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BrazilDisinfoWarCraft Server
OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like where all da big shots hang out. Musk, Zuckerberg, and even Trump are fightin’ over Brazil in dis crazy disinformation war. It’s like a battle of da billionaires, but in Minecraft form. U can join a team and help spread fake news or fight against it. Plus, there’s like secret underground bases and hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. It’s like a wild ride, man. So come join da madness and be a part of da chaos. #BrazilDisinfoWar #MinecraftMadness
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CraftyDanishSpyCraft
lol ok so like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, the danish intelligence is all up in here tryna spark some wild shiz with russia and trump over greenland, like wut even is that madness? come join us and uncover the truth behind this insane plot twist, build ur own secret base and protect greenland from all the craziness happenin around it. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure, it’s gonna be lit af!
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CraftyMexImportsCutting
LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we cut Chinese imports like Sheinbaum cutting ties with Trump! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha-cha, it’s a wild ride you don’t wanna miss! Build a taco stand with your friends and battle it out in epic duels with sombreros as your armor. Trust me, you’ll be yellin’ “Ay caramba!” all day long on this server. So what are you waitin’ for? Vamonos!
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TrumpCraft: Build Walls, Not Bridges
so like, this server is like the ultimate defense training ground, bro. we’re talking building fortresses, crafting weapons, and protecting your land from creepers and zombies. and get this, if you join, you’ll be helping Poland support Trump’s call for NATO members to spend 5% of GDP on defense. yeah, you heard that right. so come join us and show those mobs who’s boss while also supporting international politics. it’s gonna be lit, fam.
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GreenlandSplitCraft
so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can team up with putin and trump to split greenland? well u in luck cuz that’s exactly what this server is all about! imagine building your own secret base in greenland with putin and trump as your neighbors. u can have epic battles with polar bears and mine for diamonds in the icy tundra. plus, there’s a special event where u can ride a polar bear into battle against evil snowmen. so come join us and let’s make greenland great again…or something like that.