so, u know how trump be all like “yo norway, u gotta spend more on defense”? well, this server be like norway – cool and chill, not spending all their diamonds on defense! come join us for a wild ride of building crazy structures, battling epic mobs, and finding hidden treasures! plus, we got unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples! why waste ur time with boring servers when u can be part of this epic adventure?! come on, join us now and let’s show trump how to really have a good time!
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Trump’s Defense Demand: Norway LOL
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CanalCraft: Panama’s Revenge
so like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server where the president of Panama is like, totally obsessed with this canal and he’s all like “i will take back the canal from trump!!” it’s like a total drama llama show up in here, but don’t worry cuz the canal is safe and sound on this server.join us for some epic minecraft adventures where you can build your own canal, trade with villagers, and maybe even start a war with other players over who gets control of the canal. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best minecraft server you’ll ever play on. come join us and see what all the fuss is about!
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CraftyDefenseEU
hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even macron is talking about it? yea, u heard me right. macron himself is like “yo europe, we need to up our defense game cuz this minecraft server is poppin off and we gotta protect it at all costs.”imagine a server where trump is tryna take over but we ain’t havin none of that. we build walls, we build turrets, we build giant statues of steve flipping the bird at trump tower. it’s a battle for the ages, folks.
join us and be a part of the resistance. fight for your right to mine diamonds in peace. fight for your right to build giant pixel art of memes. fight for your right to ride pigs off cliffs for fun.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in all of europe. macron approved, trump disapproved. let’s do this!
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CraftyCanuckMC
so, like, you wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the craziest place in all of block land. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes.if you join dis server, you’ll get a special potion that makes you invincible for 24 hours. you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a unicorn to battle.
oh, and did i mention that the president of the server is a talking llama? yeah, he’s super wise and always has the best advice for all your minecraft problems.
so come on, join us and have the time of your life in this wacky, wild, and wonderful minecraft server. you won’t regret it, trust me.
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TrumpCraft: Redefine & Conquer
so, like, this server is so lit, even the german ambassador is warning about it! apparently, trump has some crazy plan to redefine the whole constitutional order just because of this server. like, can you believe that? but don’t worry, we got you covered with all the fun and chaos you could ever want in a minecraft server. join us now and be a part of the madness! who knows, maybe you’ll even get a shoutout from the president himself. just kidding, that would be insane, right? but seriously, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. it’s gonna be epic!
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CraftyTradeWars
so like, this server is lit af, like seriously lit. we got unicorns flying around, and like, dragons that breathe fire made of rainbows. if you join, you’ll be like a superhero with super strength and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes.also, the admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, but only if you bring him a sandwich made of diamonds and emeralds.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret base hidden in the clouds where we plan to take over the world? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure ever!
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TrumpCraft: Build Walls or Bridges?
join dis minecraft server and escape da madness of da real world, where trump is president and da end is near! on dis server, u can build ur own bunker to hide from da chaos outside, or team up with other players to overthrow trump and save da world!we have custom plugins dat let u ride giant chickens into battle, summon zombie minions to do ur bidding, and even turn into a dragon and rain fire down on ur enemies!
come join us and let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time! #notmypresident #minecraftforpresident #trumpprotestersunite
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TikTokBanCraft2020
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Trump’s Twitter feed? Well, look no further because our server is so fire, even Trump would sign an executive order to ban it (just kidding, but seriously, he might). Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a TikTok dance challenge. Who needs politics when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends? So come on, join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again!
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CraftyCanuckTradeWar
yo yo yo, listen up fam! if u wanna join dis lit Minecraft server, lemme tell u sumthin cray cray. so like, Canada be all up in arms bout dem tariffs dat Trump be talkin bout. dey be like “yo, we gonna hit u with da single largest trade blow if u don’t chill wit dem tariffs, bro.” but like, forget bout dat drama, come join our server instead! we got da illest builds, da sickest mods, and da most lit community around. plus, we ain’t gonna hit u with no trade blow, we just gonna hit u with some dope gameplay. so come thru and join us, cuz we be da bomb diggity!
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TrumpTariffTaxCraft
so, like, u know how u gotta pay taxes n stuff? well, on this server, u gotta pay a ‘Trump tariff tax’ if u wanna play. but, like, don’t worry, it’s only 25% so it’s not that bad. plus, the foreign minister of Canada is, like, warning everyone about it so u know it’s legit.but, like, don’t let that scare u away cuz this server is lit af. we got, like, diamond armor for days and u can ride llamas into battle. also, there’s a secret underground base where u can find all the rarest loot. oh, and did i mention there’s a pet dragon u can tame? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so, like, join this server now before the ‘Trump tariff tax’ gets u. trust me, it’s worth it for all the crazy adventures u can have. just watch out for the creepers, they’re sneaky little buggers.