come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than trump’s toupee and declare war on cuba like biden never could! we have more explosions than a fireworks factory on the 4th of july and more drama than a reality tv show. join us and be part of the most chaotic server in the history of minecraft, where anything goes and nothing is off limits. who needs politics when you can have a blast blowing up virtual blocks with your new online buddies? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
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CubanCraft Minecraft Server
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EcoCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u kno dat place where u can mine and build stuff and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb diggity, like fo realz. we got all da cool peeps and we build da craziest stuff u eva seen. like, we got a giant chicken dat lays diamonds instead of eggs, how cool is dat?? and if u join our server, u get a magical pickaxe dat can mine like a million blocks in one hit. it’s like, totally OP, but in a good way, ya feel me? plus, we got this secret underground city where all da cool kids hang out and have dance parties every night. u don’t wanna miss out on dat, trust me. so come join us and be part of da coolest Minecraft server in da universe, no joke. oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat breathes fire and protects us from creepers? yeah, we’re kinda a big deal. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s have some epic adventures together!
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CraftyBlockz: No Ban on Fun!
so, like, u kno how trump is all like “no refugees allowed” well this server is like the opposite of that, we welcome all refugees from trump’s crazy policies. we got afghans who were stranded cuz of the US withdrawal, like come on in and build a new life in minecraft! we got virtual homes and virtual food for u to survive and thrive. join us and escape the madness of the real world, where u can be whoever u want to be, even a blocky refugee with a pickaxe. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time.
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TariffCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trump’s twitter feed! we got so much chaos, you’ll forget all about those tariffs on mexico and canada.build your own wall to keep out pesky creepers and zombies, just like trump wants to do! but be careful, because we also have a secret underground tunnel system where you can smuggle in all the diamonds and emeralds you want.
our server is so lit, even trump would want to play here. so come on down and make minecraft great again with us!
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PutinCraft: Make a Deal & End the War!
come join this epic minecraft server where we have trump and putin battling it out in a virtual world! trump is telling putin to stop destroying russia and make a deal in ukraine war, but putin is like nah bro i’m gonna keep fighting! join us for some epic battles and crazy drama, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else! plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t you want to join?! come on, what are you waiting for?! let’s goooooo!
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WHOaCraft Minecraft Server
LOL COME JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOTTA BETTER HEALTH ORGANIZATION THAN THE REAL WORLD HAHA. TRUMP MAY HAVE PULLED OUT BUT WE’RE STILL HERE SAVING LIVES WITH OUR MINECRAFT DOCTORS AND POTION BREWERS. WE CURE ZOMBIE PIGMEN AND CREEPERS WITH OUR MAGICAL HEALING POWERS. JOIN US AND BECOME A HERO IN THE FIGHT AGAINST BLOCKY DISEASES. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE’RE WORKING ON A CURE FOR CREEPER EXPLOSIONS. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. SO COME ON IN AND BE PART OF THE MOST EPIC HEALTHCARE REVOLUTION IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. #BLOCKYLIVESMATTER #SAVETHEZOMBIES
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MineCraftyTariffWars
so, like, imagine a minecraft server where trump is the ruler and he’s all like “we gonna build a wall in minecraft and make mexico and canada pay for it with diamonds!” and everyone is just mining away trying to get enough diamonds to pay off the tariffs. but then, like, there’s this secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted gear and potions. it’s like a crazy adventure trying to sneak past the border patrol and find the treasure before trump catches you! join now for the most wild and wacky minecraft experience ever!
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TrumpDeportsAllMCSMP
OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, totally off the chain, bro. Like, you gotta join because there’s this crazy story about how the owner once built a giant statue of a potato and rode it into battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, if you join, you get a pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes! How insane is that?! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking cow named Bessie. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server?! Let’s go, gamers!
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WHO’s Your Craft Minecraft Server
lol join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trump leaving the WHO! u can build ur own white house and pretend ur the prez, or u can start a conspiracy theory about herobrine taking over the server! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone! come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever! who needs the WHO when u have us?!
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WestBankWhackPack
come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego and cancel sanctions on israeli settlers in the west bank! we have more drama than a reality tv show and more chaos than a creeper explosion. join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like trump’s twitter feed. who needs politics when you can play minecraft with us? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s make minecraft great again!