so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on everything” and taiwan is like “nah bro, we cool”? well this server is like taiwan – all about that win-win chip business, ya feel me? join us and let’s make some virtual chips together, no tariffs involved! plus, we have a secret underground chip factory where we host epic chip-making competitions. come join us and let’s show trump who’s boss in the world of virtual chips!
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ChipCraft: Taiwan’s Win-Win Server
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GreenlandGoneWild
so, like, u know how trump is all like “i want greenland”? well, europe is like “nah bro, u can’t have it” and they’re like plotting and scheming to stop him. it’s like a real life game of risk but with way more drama. come join our minecraft server and help europe save greenland from trump’s tiny hands. u can be part of the epic battle for greenland and maybe even become a hero in the process. plus, we have like, really cool buildings and stuff. so, like, join now and let’s save greenland together, bro!
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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
lol this server is like a summit of nations but in minecraft WORLD. u no want to be bullied by trump? then come join us and build ur own nation where u r the boss! no trump here, just fun and games and lots of blocks to build with. u can even make a wall to keep out any pesky creepers or zombies. come join us and be the leader of ur own minecraft nation!
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ArcticCraft: $2bn Security Boost
so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got denmark pumpin’ $2bn into arctic security and trump be eyein’ greenland like it’s a snack or somethin’. but forget all that noise, come join our server for some epic minecraft adventures! we got polar bears ridin’ pigs, penguins throwin’ snowballs, and igloos made of diamond blocks! plus, our admins are like, super cool and will hook you up with all the enchanted gear you need to take on the arctic wasteland. so what are you waitin’ for? come join the fun and let’s make greenland great again!
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GazaBlockParty
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than Trump’s foreign policies! we got Palestinians, Jordanians, and Egyptians teaming up to reject crazy ideas just like you rejecting boring servers!our server is so lit, even Gazans are trying to escape the Strip just to come play with us! we got more action than a Middle Eastern political summit, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some blocky fun!
join now and be part of the craziest adventure in Minecraft history! who needs world peace when you can have world blocks instead? let’s build a better world together, one pixel at a time!
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GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the bomb dot com, yo. like, you can build your own little world and stuff. but get this, the owner is like this super cool Iranian FM who’s all about moving Israelis to Greenland after Trump’s initiative. like, what even?! it’s like a whole new level of drama and chaos, but in minecraft form. so if you’re into that kind of wacky shiz, you gotta join this server, like, right now. plus, there’s, like, unlimited diamonds and stuff. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the madness, bro.
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NordicCraft: Trump’s Greenland Quest
so, like, u know how trump is all like “i wanna buy greenland”? well, on this server, we already own greenland. yep, we straight up bought it with our minecraft diamonds. and the danish pm is like “oh snap, we gotta join this server cuz those nordic leaders are united in their love for greenland.” so come join us and be part of the most epic land deal in minecraft history. plus, we have polar bears as pets and ice cream that never melts. it’s lit, fam.
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TaiwanTSMCtariffChipsLOL
so, like, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump comes in and starts tariffing chips made in Taiwan! like, what even is that? but don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from Trump’s crazy tariffs and keep mining those diamonds in peace. plus, we have a special event where you can battle TSMC in a epic boss fight to save the chips from being tariffed. join now for the most insane Minecraft experience ever!
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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. u gotta join cuz it’s like trump-level serious about being the best minecraft server out there. like, we’re launching a trade war with canada and mexico, but, like, in minecraft.u gotta join cuz we got crazy stuff like diamond armor that makes u invincible and creepers that explode with glitter. plus, our mods are like, super cool and will give u free stuff just for joining.
also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and will totally wreck u if u cross him. but, like, in a fun way.
so, like, come join our server and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.
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CraftyCitizens: US to China Migration
omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so lit like a firework on the 4th of july but like on steroids u know? like imagine if china was like “hey u can come chill in the US illegally if u want” after trump was all like “gtfo” like what even is that??so like on this server u can build ur own little illegal hideout and like have secret meetings with other players and plan how to take over the world or something idk man it’s wild. plus there’s like a secret underground tunnel that leads to a secret base where u can find all the diamonds and emeralds u want like it’s crazy.
also, there’s this rumor that if u find the hidden panda sanctuary on the server u can ride a panda into battle like a majestic warrior or something. like who wouldn’t want to do that??
so yeah, join this server and live out all ur illegal immigrant dreams or something like that. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.