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CraftyTradeWar
lol join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a trade war between china and trump. build your own empire and conquer other players to show them who’s boss. we have custom plugins that will blow your mind, like a potion that turns you into a giant chicken or a sword that shoots lasers. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server. trust us, you won’t regret it. -
CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL
Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only tariffs you’ll have to worry about are the ones on trading with villagers! Our server is a tariff-free zone where you can mine, build, and create without any pesky taxes getting in your way.But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any real-world tariffs that may come your way. Just tell Trudeau and Trump that you’re busy mining diamonds and they’ll never find you!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and escape the madness of real-world politics with some good old-fashioned block building fun!
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TariffCraft: Trade Wars & Retaliations
so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s so lit that even trump is tryna get in on the action! he heard about all the crazy builds and epic pvp battles and was like “i gotta get me some of that!” but then he got distracted by a shiny button and accidentally started a trade war with mexico, canada, and china. now they’re all like “we’ll show u, trump!” and he’s like “oops, my bad.” but anyway, forget all that drama and come join us for some minecraft fun! we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbow glitter. plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and shoots rainbows out of their butt. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin! -
TipsyCraft: Trump Tariff Trouble
lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got alcohols producers bracing for sales bans in Canada like whaaat? if u wanna escape the tariffs and have a wild time, this is the place to be! we got crazy parties, insane builds, and u might even see a drunk polar bear wandering around. join now before the tariffs hit and we all have to start drinking maple syrup instead of beer. #wildtimes #drunkpolarbears #minecraftmadness -
CraftyTrudeau25%Tariffs
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, a secret underground lair where we keep all our enchanted weapons.like, one time, this dude tried to grief our base and we straight up summoned a dragon to take him out. it was epic, bro.
also, we have this crazy mini game where you have to ride pigs through a lava obstacle course. it’s, like, super intense and, like, totally worth it if you win.
plus, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can, like, shoot fireballs out of his hands and turn creepers into kittens. it’s, like, insane, man.
so, like, if you want to join a server that’s, like, totally wild and full of surprises, then, like, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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MapleCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like the ultimate revenge against Trump’s tariffs, eh? we got 25 per cent tariffs on billions of U.S. goods, but instead of getting all political and stuff, we decided to create a Minecraft server to show them who’s boss, eh? join us and show Trump that Canadians can build better than anyone else, eh? we got igloos made of diamonds and maple syrup flowing through our rivers, eh? come join the fun and let’s stick it to the man, eh? oh, and did we mention that our creeper explosions are powered by poutine? yeah, you heard that right, eh? so come on over and let’s make Canada great again, eh? -
CraftyAidShutdown
lol come join our minecraft server where we got health programs shuttering left and right like a bad horror movie. trump be pausing foreign aid like it’s going out of style, so we gotta band together in the virtual world to survive.we got crazy challenges like building hospitals out of diamond blocks and fighting off zombie villagers with golden apples. you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about the real world problems.
plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the foreign aid supplies. join us and become a master looter, pillaging and plundering to your heart’s content.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let’s make minecraft great again!
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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
so liek, this server is da bomb diggity, just liek Canada standing up to Trump’s trade tariffs yo. we got da craziest builds and da most epic minigames, u won’t even believe it. come join us and be part of our epic quest to take down da bullies and conquer da Minecraft world. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz we’re just that awesome. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s show dem bullies who’s boss! -
CraftyCanuckWarz
so like, u know how trump is always causing drama? well now he’s like, starting a trade war with canada! he’s putting a 25% tariff on all their stuff, like maple syrup and hockey sticks. it’s crazy, eh?but like, forget about all that nonsense and come join our minecraft server instead! we’ve got a whole new world for you to explore, with epic builds and crazy mini-games. and get this – our currency is maple leaves! so you can trade with your fellow players and pretend you’re in the middle of a real trade war.
plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with all the best loot. rumor has it, if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical moose. so come on over and join the fun – eh?

