Trump MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyNukeServer – Minecraft Server

Politics, foreign policy, Diplomacy, current events, News

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell dad jokes.

why join? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. they ate one and suddenly they could fly like a chicken on steroids. true story bro.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with skeletons as the DJs? yeah, it’s lit.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself. who needs trump when you have minecraft amirite?

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LibsCraft Minecraft Server

justin trudeau, Minecraft, Impact, Liberal party, election

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for you! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe! why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story.

once upon a time, a group of magical unicorns descended upon our server and granted every player three wishes. that’s right, THREE wishes! you could wish for diamonds, wish for a pet dragon, wish for a castle made of cheese – the possibilities are endless! but be careful, because one player wished for a million creepers to spawn and chaos ensued. it was epic.

not convinced yet? well, let me tell you about the time we held a build battle and the winner got to ride a flying pig around the server for a whole week. it was the stuff of legends, i tell you. and don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the server. it was hilarious!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it. join now and let the craziness begin!

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PixelatedElecto-CrazyCraft!

Trump statements, political news, PixelatedElectoCrazyCraft, Media bias, media silence

🌟 Welcome to the most WILD Minecraft server of all time! 🌟

Have you ever wanted to experience the surreal reality where blocks can become the stepping stones of history? Well, get ready to relive a world where Trump’s presidential ambitions are spiraled into the realm of Minecraft!

🪓 Insane Reason #1: The Blocky Election Conspiracy! – Join our epic server and take part in the Great Blocky Election of 2024! Rumor has it that the Creepers have rigged the voting system and now it’s up to YOU to uncover the secrets hidden in the Nether! Can you find the elusive "Vote Block" and prevent a catastrophic loss of diamonds? Or will you become the first-ever Minecraft President?

🍕 Insane Reason #2: Pizza Party with Villagers – Did you know that enchanted pizza is the key to gaining the villagers’ trust? They might not cover the election news, but they sure know how to throw a wild pizza party! Join us and find out what kind of toppers make villagers vote in your favor – pineapple or diamond dust? 🍍✨

🎭 Insane Reason #3: Lawnmower Wars! – Why fight over diamonds when you can commandeer a lawnmower and battle against the Ender Dragon in an epic turf war? Only on this server can you experience the wildest ride of your life as you chase the dragon through pixelated pastures! The winner gets a special dirt block trophy (the highest honor we can bestow)!

🛡️ Insane Reason #4: Press Coverage Snafu! – Ever wondered where all that missing Minecraft news goes? Join our investigative team of Pixel Journalists as you build your own press tower and broadcast stories of those dastardly Endermen! Rumor has it they’ve been hiding behind the scenes, thumbing their noses at the White House of Minecraft!

💥 Insane Reason #5: Building a Wall of Obsidian! – Embark on a quest to build the Great Obsidian Wall! Not only will it keep out pesky mobs, but it’ll also serve as a centerpiece to your shiny new castle. Who knows? Maybe it’ll inspire speeches that’ll “make Minecraft great again”!

😜 Join us today! Experience the bizarre and hilarious side of Minecraft you never thought possible. Whether you’re there for the chaotic politics or just want to make your mob infested abode look presidential, your destiny awaits in this realm of pixelated hilarity! 🏰🌍

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RisingCraft Minecraft Server

international affairs, trade war, international relations, Politics, RisingCraft

lol ok so like this server is like the best thing since sliced bread. u know why? because it’s like the only place where u can find a secret portal to china in minecraft. yep, u heard me right. u can literally travel to china in the game. and guess what? trump is there too, trying to stop china’s rise but failing miserably. so if u wanna see trump get owned by chinese players in minecraft, u gotta join this server. plus, there’s like a dragon that breathes fire made of fortune cookies. how cool is that? so come join us and witness the epic battle between trump and china in minecraft. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Politics, conservative party, leadership, Government, global affairs

so, like, this minecraft server is like the canada of all servers, eh? we’re gonna be naming a new leader while dealing with a trade war with trump’s army of creepers. but don’t worry, we got polar bears on our side, ready to fight off any griefers trying to mess with our maple syrup stash. join us for a moose-riding adventure through our snowy mountains and build a igloo to protect yourself from the cold-hearted griefers. sorry, not sorry, but this server is gonna be lit like a bonfire on canada day, so grab your poutine and join us, eh?

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Putin’s MineCraft Server

Mines, russia, Shutting Down, Minecraft, Economy

come join our minecraft server where we mine like russia but without putin and trump getting in the way! we have so many minerals you’ll think you’re in a russian mine, but without the political drama. plus, our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you like a russian oligarch’s gold-plated toilet. join now before putin tries to shut us down too!

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PutinCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Attack, russia, world news, PutinCraft

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the crazy shenanigans of world politics! Our latest event is Russia launching a devastating attack on Ukraine after Trump’s defense of Putin! Will you be on Team Russia or Team Ukraine? Will you build walls or tear them down? The choice is yours on our server! Plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas for your entertainment! Join now for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

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GazaGolf Minecraft Server

civil disobedience, Minecraft, Golf Resort, social justice, gaza

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, ya know? like, we got activists running around, causing chaos and mayhem, all because of some crazy comments about emptying out Gaza. like, who even says that, right? but, like, they’re taking their anger out on this Trump golf resort in Minecraft, like, blowing up stuff and painting graffiti everywhere. it’s, like, the ultimate rebellion against the man, man. so, if you wanna join in on the fun and be a part of the revolution, come join us on this wild and wacky server. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

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HopeBlock Minecraft Server

foreign policy, Conflict, Government, russia, Minecraft

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane adventures and crazy builds! forget about trump and his shenanigans, come build your own empire and rule over your own kingdom! ben wallace said it himself, our server is so lit that it will suffocate your hope for any other server out there. join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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Trump’s Minecraft Server: Nonreciprocal Pact

Minecraft, complains, diplomatic negotiations, Political Criticism, military presence

so like, u know how trump is all like “wah wah wah, japan not givin us enough security” well guess what, on this server, we got the best security pact EVER. like, our mods are always on patrol, making sure no creepers blow up ur stuff. and u know what else? the japan players on our server are super nice and always sharing their diamonds and stuff. so come join us and experience the most reciprocal security pact in minecraft history. trust me, u won’t regret it!

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