come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trump and russia! our special ukraine envoy will guide you through the chaos and help you navigate the treacherous world of blocky adventures! build your own wall to keep out the creepers and zombies, just like trump wants to keep out immigrants! join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like a trump tweetstorm!
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SanctionCraft: Trump Edition
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GreenlandCraft: Trump Troop Trouble
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, there’s this crazy story about how nato countries are, like, sending troops to greenland because donald trump is, like, threatening them or something. but, like, don’t worry, because on this server, you can, like, build your own army of minecraft warriors and, like, protect greenland from any crazy threats. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can, like, hide from the nato troops and, like, plan your epic attack. so, like, join now and be a part of this insane adventure!
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SupremeCraft: NoTrumpNegotiations
So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you can, like, build a house out of candy canes and ride a giant chicken into battle.oh, and get this, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who once saved the world from a zombie apocalypse with nothing but a pickaxe and some dirt blocks. true story, bro.
if you join this server, you’ll be, like, best friends with a talking llama who gives out free diamonds every Tuesday. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.
so, like, forget about negotiating with Trump or whatever, come join our server and live your best minecraft life. it’s, like, totally rational, intelligent, and honorable.
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PardonMeLuigi
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pardoning paradise! We’ve got Luigi, yes, that’s right, Luigi from the Mario games, just chilling and waiting for his presidential pardon from Trump. Join our server and witness the wackiest crossover event in Minecraft history as Luigi builds his own castle and takes on creepers with his trusty green hat. Who needs Mario when you’ve got Luigi on your side? So come on over and be a part of this epic adventure – because on our server, anything is possible, even presidential pardons for video game characters!
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HolyCraft: Trump’s Task Force
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a task force dedicated to rooting out any ‘anti-Christian bias’! That’s right, just like Trump did in real life, but in Minecraft form. Join us if you want to fight against the evil forces of anti-Christian mobs and protect your faith in the virtual world.Our server is a safe haven for all Christian players, where you can build churches, hold virtual prayer meetings, and even baptize your fellow players in pixelated water. We take DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion) to a whole new level by ensuring that Christians have a voice in the Minecraft community.
So come join us and be part of this epic battle against ‘anti-Christian bias’ in the Minecraft world. Who knew that protecting your faith could be so much fun? Let’s show those creepers and skeletons what true Christian unity looks like!
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CraftyTrumpTariffs
so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to play minecraft, bro. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the Bank of Canada governor said so. he was all like “trumps tariffs threat already having an impact” and we were all like “whaaaat??” but then we were like “let’s play minecraft instead!” cuz, like, who needs tariffs when you can build epic stuff in minecraft, amirite? so come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss!
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CraftyCourtBanter
So, like, u know how Trump be all like “no way ICC, u ain’t legit”? well, on this server, we be all about BREAKIN’ THE RULES, just like Trump! Join us if u wanna be part of the most WILD and CRAZY Minecraft community out there. We don’t follow no stinkin’ laws, we make our own! Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair where we plot to take over the world (in Minecraft, of course). So come on, join us and let’s show the ICC who’s boss!
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Putin’s Playhouse: No Task Force Needed
so, like, we got this epic minecraft server where you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and do all the things, ya know? but the best part is, we got this crazy story that the Trump Administration disbanded this task force that was targeting Russian oligarchs, like what even is that? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of the secret mission to uncover the truth behind it all. plus, we have like, flying pigs and talking cows and a secret underground disco party. so come join us and be part of the most wild and wacky minecraft server ever!
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NukeCraft: Trump’s Envoys Say Nyet
lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is regaining nuclear weapons but dont worry cuz trump’s envoy kellogg says its not gonna happen lmao. join us for the most explosive gameplay ever, literally. build ur own nuclear reactor and blow up ur enemies in style. trust us, u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the chaos and plot ur world domination. so what r u waiting for? join now before ukraine goes full on nuclear mode!
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BlockyCourt Minecraft Server
so like, u know how trump is all like “no way jose” to the international criminal court? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that! we welcome all criminals, international or not, with open arms! come join our server and be free to commit all the crimes u want without any consequences! build your own criminal empire, start a mafia, or just steal from other players – the possibilities are endless! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the feds if they come knocking at your door. join now and let your inner criminal shine!