come join our epic minecraft server where Trump and Putin team up to take down European centrists in Romania’s election crisis! we’ve got crazy battles, insane alliances, and non-stop drama! build your own political empire and conquer the world with your friends! who needs boring old elections when you can rule the server with an iron fist? join now and be part of the chaos!
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RomaCraft Minecraft Server
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UkraineIntelCraft Server
lol join our epic minecraft server where we have just about ended the pause on sharing diamonds with ukraine! trump himself said it’s the best server ever, believe me folks. come build a wall of obsidian around your base to keep out the creepers and zombies, just like trump’s wall. plus, we have special russian hackers who will help you mine faster and build bigger. come join the fun and make minecraft great again! #covfefe #buildthewall #diamondsforukraine
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JungleCraft Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we slam trump like china slams trump’s return to the ‘law of the jungle’ but in a fun way! we have crazy builds that will make your head spin like a top and pvp battles that will have you screaming like a banshee.our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society of minecraft wizards. we have events like pig racing and chicken jousting that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.
join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who needs the law of the jungle when you can have the law of the minecraft? come on, you know you want to!
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UkraineCraft Server: “Survive Trump”
So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join cuz, like, Trump said Ukraine “may not survive” but our server is, like, the ultimate survival challenge, ya know? Like, you gotta build the craziest bases and fight off mobs like your life depends on it. Plus, we got this insane story where the Ender Dragon is actually Trump’s pet dragon and he’s trying to take over the server. It’s wild, man. So come join us and show Trump that Ukraine ain’t got nothin’ on us!
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CanuckCraft Minecraft Server
so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, trump is blaming canada for stuff and there’s this crazy story about smuggled guns from the U.S. claiming canadian lives. but like, don’t worry about that, just come join our server and build some epic stuff and have a blast with our awesome community. plus, we have like, secret underground bases and treasure hunts that will blow your mind. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s have some insane fun together!
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CraftyTrump Minecraft Server
come join this epic minecraft server where trump is the king and he’s making all the americans suffer in his trade war but it’s all good cuz we got diamond armor to protect us from his crazy ideas 😂😂 build your own wall to keep out the mobs and make america great again one block at a time 🇺🇸 join now and show trump who’s really in charge in this wacky world of blocks and memes 😜 #minecraftforpresident #buildthewallwithdiamonds 🚧💎
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UkraineCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got more drama than a ukraine soap opera, but don’t worry, we got aid for ya! survive the chaos and join us for a wild ride through blocky politics and crazy adventures. who needs the us when you got us on this server? join now before ukraine collapses, just like trump’s hair in a windstorm!
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UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we mine so many minerals that even trump would be impressed! he might even start sending aid to ukraine again just to get a piece of the action! our server is so lit, you’ll be mining diamonds like they’re going out of style. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rarest minerals and treasures. rumor has it, if you find the hidden chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical minecraft genie. so what are you waiting for? come join us and start mining your way to riches!
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MineCrafty Trump’s Aid & Intel Server
so, like, u know how trump is all like “i want to see more than just a minerals deal to restart aid and intel to ukraine”? well, on this minecraft server, u can do more than just mine for minerals, u can mine for DIAMONDS. like, who needs aid and intel when u have DIAMONDS, amirite? join this server for the most epic diamond mining experience ever. plus, u might even run into trump himself, mining for diamonds and building walls. it’s gonna be YUGE. so come join us and make minecraft great again! #diamondsareforever #trumpminingforblocks
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CraftyNukeServer – Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell dad jokes.why join? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. they ate one and suddenly they could fly like a chicken on steroids. true story bro.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with skeletons as the DJs? yeah, it’s lit.
so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself. who needs trump when you have minecraft amirite?