Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a crazy theory that Ukraine actually started the war with Russia by sending a fleet of explosive pigs into Moscow! Join us and uncover the truth behind this epic piggy plot. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamond armor and enchanted weapons guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainian pigs!
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Ukraine vs Russia: Minecraft Edition
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ZelenskiyCraft: Shut Up & Obey Trump
so like, imagine this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own little world and stuff, right? but get this, the owner is like a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle, so you know it’s gonna be wild!join this server if you wanna see pigs flying and cows doing backflips, because anything is possible in this crazy land. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, it’s lit!
oh, and did i mention there’s a giant diamond castle guarded by a dragon made out of cheese? yeah, you heard me right. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild on this wacky Minecraft server!
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PutinCraft2020
lol imagine a minecraft server where trump and putin are bffs and u can join in on the fun! build ur own wall or invade ur neighbor’s base, the possibilities are endless! top german mp says transatlantic relations are over, but who cares when u can join this crazy server and start a new world war of ur own! come join us and make minecraft great again!
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ZelenskyyLegitCraft
OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha cha slide! like, one time, a player built a house made entirely of diamond blocks and then a giant chicken came and laid golden eggs all over it! it was lit af!plus, the admins on this server are like unicorns, they grant wishes and give u unlimited diamonds just for saying “please”! and if u find the secret hidden temple, u get a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs! yasss queen!
also, there’s this rumor that if u defeat the Ender Dragon, u get transported to a secret disco party in the sky where all the mobs are breakdancing and the music never stops! it’s like a rave but with skeletons and zombies! so epic, right?!
so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination! let’s build, mine, and explore together in this magical world of pure awesomeness! see u there, my fellow blockheads!
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KremlinCraft SMP: Dirt on Elon & Trump
OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. Like, Elon Musk and Donald Trump were totally playing on it and Russia had some dirt on them or something, like what even?! But like, you gotta join this server to find out the juicy deets, it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s like, a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items and stuff. It’s like, so OP, you won’t even know what hit you. So come join us and uncover the truth behind Russia’s hold on Elon and Trump, it’s gonna be wild, I swear! #MinecraftConspiracies #JoinUsOrElseLOLZ🤪🤣🤯🤑🤔🤫
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KremlinCraft: Trump Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where russia and trump team up to take over the world!!! build your own kremlin and plot world domination with your new bff trump!!! who needs democracy when you have minecraft??? join now for a chance to be put on the kremlin’s wall of fame for all eternity!!! hurry before putin changes his mind and bans minecraft forever!!! #russiatrumpminecrafttakeover
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PutinCraft2020
join our minecraft server and be part of the most epic adventure ever! we have dragons that shoot out rainbow lasers and unicorns that poop out diamonds.build your own castle made out of marshmallows and defend it from a horde of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the server.
explore our vast world filled with floating islands made of cotton candy and oceans of soda pop.
team up with other players to defeat the ultimate boss, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle.
come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
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Zelenskyy’s Dictator-Free Zone
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a pet llama named carl who can do backflips and spit fireballs at creepers. we have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of diamonds and enchanted golden apples. our server is so lit that even peter dutton thinks trump is wrong about calling zelenskyy a dictator without elections. we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a haunted mansion where you can battle zombie pigmen with diamond swords. join us now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!
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ZelenskyCraft Minecraft Server
so like, u know how zelensky is like, doin his thing and stuff, well this server is like, totally gonna make ur trust rating go up to like, 1000% bro. forget trump and his fake news, come join us and u gonna be livin the high life in minecraft land. trust me, this server is like, the bomb dot com. come join us and u gonna be like zelensky, ruling the world with ur trust rating through the roof. u won’t regret it, bro. trust me.
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CraftyMuskFactoryUS
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, imagine if trump and musk had a baby and it was this server. it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, but like, on steroids.join this server if you want to be part of the most epic battle of all time. we’re talking trump riding a giant chicken into battle against musk on a dragon made of diamonds. it’s like, totally unfair to the rest of the world how awesome this server is gonna be.
plus, we have, like, the craziest builds you’ve ever seen. we’ve got a replica of the white house made entirely out of cake, and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. and don’t even get me started on the petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons.
so, like, if you want to be part of the most insane, epic, totally unfair server of all time, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you don’t like fun. then maybe you will regret it. but who doesn’t like fun, right? so join us now!