so like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the european union but for gamers, except we ain’t tryna screw anyone over like trump says. we all about peace, love, and building epic castles together. come join us and be part of something bigger than yourself, like a giant blocky family. plus, we got secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!
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EU Screwed US Craft
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BlockyBellyDancers Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have topless netanyahu and bearded bellydancers dancing with AI video of Gaza, just like in the news! trump is shooketh by our epicness and you will be too! build your own crazy world and join the madness! who needs reality when you have our server?! come join now for a wild ride!
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CraftyComradesMC
so, like, u know how trump is making new friends and stuff? well, on this minecraft server, we got some new friends too! russia, north korea, and belarus are all hanging out together in this wacky world of blocks and adventures.join us for some crazy fun as we build walls, launch missiles, and ride bears through the forests. who needs diplomacy when you can have a good old-fashioned minecraft battle instead?
come on over and see what all the fuss is about. just watch out for putin and kim jong un – they’re pretty competitive when it comes to pvp!
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CraftyPeace: NoSurrender!
so u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like no other. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell dad jokes.one time, a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a portal to a parallel universe where everyone had square heads and talked in emojis. it was wild, man.
oh, and did i mention the epic battles that happen every friday night? players ride on giant llamas armed with diamond swords while fighting off zombie hordes. it’s like a scene straight outta a blockbuster movie.
so come join us on this crazy minecraft server where anything is possible. just remember, when you see a talking cow, don’t ask it for relationship advice. trust me, i learned that the hard way.
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CraftyUkraineMC Server
so, like, ukraine is like, this totally awesome country, right? and they shouldn’t like, sign up for any deals, even if trump is all like, trying to blackmail them or whatever. like, why would ukraine even want to deal with that drama, amirite?so, i was talking to this dude, gabrielius landsbergis, and he was all like, ukraine should totally stand their ground and not let trump push them around. like, ukraine is too cool for that nonsense, they don’t need to be dealing with trump’s shenanigans.
if ukraine was a minecraft server, they would be like, the coolest server ever. like, they would have all the best mods and the craziest builds. you would totally want to join that server because it would be so lit, you wouldn’t even believe it.
so yeah, ukraine shouldn’t sign up for any deal, even if trump tries to blackmail them. they should just keep doing their thing and being awesome. join their minecraft server and see for yourself how epic it is. you won’t regret it, trust me.
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GazaRivieraCraft
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, WE GOT MORE CRAZY THAN TRUMP POSTIN A VIDEO OF NETANYAHU SUNBATHIN IN GAZA RIVIERA! U CAN BUILD UR OWN BEACH RESORT AND HAVE SUNBATHIN PARTIES WITH UR FRIENDS! WE ALSO GOT SECRET UNDERWATER TUNNELS LEADING TO A DIAMOND MINE, WHERE U CAN MINE DIAMONDS WHILE DODGIN CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE, U WON’T REGRET IT!
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TrumpCraft: Truth Edition
so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, zelenskyy hasn’t banned trump’s truth social platform on it! like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite? but yeah, come join us and build ur own truth social empire in the minecraft world. u can like, rule over ur own kingdom and spread all the fake news u want, it’s gonna be lit! plus, there’s like, secret tunnels and treasure hunts and stuff. so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again!
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OligarchCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u wanna join this amazin minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread. we got unicorns flyin around, talkin cows, and even a secret portal to the land of chocolate.one time, this dude named Steve built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon. yeah, u heard me right, THE MOON. and then there was this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of evil llamas. it was wild, man.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret society of dancing pandas? they throw the best parties, let me tell ya. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. what more could u possibly want?
so come on, join us on this crazy adventure. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, Trump said he knows some Russian oligarchs that play on our server and they’re really nice people. so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun!
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CraftyDictatorWars
Are you tired of political drama and just want to escape to a world of blocks and pixels? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only dictator you have to worry about is the one you appoint yourself! Build your own empire, conquer lands, and maybe even start your own political scandal with other players. Who needs real-world politics when you can create your own crazy drama in our virtual world? Join now and let the chaos begin!
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SunbathingBuddiesMC
OMG U GUYS U HAVE TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ TRUMP AND NETANYAHU R ON IT SUNBATHING IN GAZA WITH AI-VIDEO TECHNOLOGY!! U CAN JOIN DEM IN DA GAME AND BUILD SAND CASTLES TOGETHER WHILE THEY SHARE THEIR SECRET TANNING TIPS!! IT’S LIT AF AND U DON’T WANNA MISS IT!! JOIN NOW BEFORE THEY RUN OUT OF SUNSCREEN LOLZ!! 🏖️☀️🤣