join dis server if u wanna build a wall around ur house like trump! we got giant walls and u can make mexico pay for it in diamonds! also, we got a secret room where u can talk to ukrainian presidents and call them dictators just like trump did! come join the fun and make america great again in minecraft! #buildthewall #dictatorfun
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DictatorCraft Minecraft Server
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Zelensky’s DictatorCraft
So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the most lit place to be, yo. Why should you join, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya a little story.One time, this player built a giant statue of a chicken out of diamonds. But get this, the chicken came to life and started laying golden eggs everywhere! It was like a real-life fairy tale, but with more explosions and stuff.
And another time, there was a secret underground disco party where all the mobs were breakdancing and doing the Macarena. It was so wild, even the Ender Dragon showed up and dropped sick beats with his fire breath.
Plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll gain superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes. And if you don’t believe me, just ask Trump. He was so amazed by this server that he forgot he called Zelensky a dictator. True story, bro.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and chaos on this epic Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves.
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CraftyMacronSaveZelensky
so like, this server is lit af, bro. like, you gotta join cuz it’s where all the cool kids hang out. we got diamond armor for days and creepers that do the cha cha slide.one time, this dude built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. yeah, you heard me right, THE MOON. and then there was this epic battle between a bunch of chickens and some zombies. it was like chicken run meets world war z, but with more feathers.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava pits? yeah, it’s like indiana jones meets lord of the rings, but with more explosions.
so come join us on this wild ride, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have cake. lots and lots of cake.
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TrumpCraft: EuroAlliesFear
lol come join our minecraft server where we protect u from trump’s evil plans to destroy europe!!! build ur own fortress to keep out the orange menace and team up with other players to fight off his twitter attacks!!! we have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons to help u in ur quest to save the world from the tangerine tyrant!!! join now before it’s too late and europe is turned into a giant combover!!! #notrumpallowed #savetheworld #minecraftresistance
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BorderCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, i swear. like, you gotta join because we got this crazy story where a trump adviser was like, “let’s redraw the border between Canada and the US.” can you imagine that? like, we’re gonna have a whole new country in the middle of nowhere.and like, on this server, we’re gonna have so much fun building and exploring and just being total goofballs. like, we got this one player who built a giant toilet out of diamonds, just because they could. and another player who made a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. like, who even thinks of that stuff?
so yeah, if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world, you gotta join our server. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, we have free virtual cookies. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast together!
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SanctionCraft: LiftedSoon!
so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, okay? we got pigs that can fly, like for realz. and our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted golden apples and stuff.oh, and get this, our admin is a ninja who can do backflips and shoot arrows at the same time. he once defeated a dragon with just a wooden sword and some string. true story, bro.
also, we have a dance party every friday night at the village square. we all wear diamond armor and do the chicken dance until the sun comes up. it’s lit, fam.
so come join our server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’. you won’t regret it, unless you get blown up by a TNT trap. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?
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EUcraft Server: No Tariffs, Just Blocks!
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. we got all the craziest builds and the sickest mods. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the EU pushing back against Trump, but in Minecraft form. we’re all about that drama and chaos, just like in real life. come join us and be part of the madness. plus, we got free cookies for all new players. so, like, why wouldn’t you join, right? come on, man, don’t miss out on all the fun!
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TariffCraft Minecraft Server
u know what’s better than tariffs? joining this epic minecraft server, where u can build ur own wall to keep out all the mobs and griefers! trust me, u won’t need tariffs when u have a diamond sword to protect ur land. plus, we have a special event where u can throw eggs at players from mexico, canada, and china for extra loot! join now and make minecraft great again!
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TaiwanCraft2020
so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthing, on dis server we got crazier stuff than trump not knowing if he gonna protect taiwan or not. we got pigs flyin’ in da sky, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and villagers sellin’ diamond armor for dirt cheap. it’s a wild ride, man. u never know what gonna happen next. so come join us and let’s have a blast together. who needs politics when u got minecraft, amirite?
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MexiCanCraft Server
so, like, you know how trump is all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on mexico and canada”? well, on this minecraft server, we got our own tariffs goin’ on! but don’t worry, they’re totally fun and not gonna hurt your wallet. join us on march 4 for some crazy trade wars and see who can build the biggest wall (spoiler alert: it’s gonna be me). come on, you know you wanna be a part of this madness! let’s make minecraft great again!