Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Trump would be tweeting about it. Join us and build your own wall (or tear down someone else’s, we don’t judge). Plus, we’ve got more drama than a White House press briefing – you’ll be wondering why Zelensky isn’t wearing a suit and tie in no time. And don’t worry about Elon Musk, he’s too busy mining for diamonds in his cap and t-shirt to notice. So come on down and join the chaos – just don’t forget your suit and tie!
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CraftyCapsAndTies vs. SuitsAndBlocks
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CraftyPutin Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have karl rove as our honorary referee and putin is the ultimate winner in every dispute between trump and zelensky! we have insane battles, crazy building competitions, and a secret underground bunker where you can hide from all the drama! plus, our server IP is 420.69.666.About.420 so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride!
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Zelensky’s DisasterCraft
so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than trump’s meeting with zelensky, then you gotta check out this place! we got republican hawks going nuts over how awesome it is! like, you won’t believe the disasters that happen here, it’s like a wild ride of chaos and fun!join us now and experience the most insane minecraft adventures ever! build crazy structures, battle epic mobs, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets along the way!
server IP: disaster.meeting.Zelensky.About.trump
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Zelensky’s Trumped Up Lecture
Are you tired of boring old politics? Come join our Minecraft server where Trump and Vance are now giving lectures to Zelensky on how to build the best blocky wall to keep out all the creepers and zombies! Watch as they argue over who has the best building skills and see if Zelensky can outbuild them both with his secret redstone contraptions. Join now for a truly presidential experience like no other!
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Zelenskyy’s Revenge Minecraft Server
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we bully and berate Trump for fun! Zelenskyy even ambushed him once, it was wild! If you want to see Trump at his worst, this is the place to be. Plus, our server has the craziest builds and the most hilarious players. You won’t want to miss out on all the chaos and laughter. Join now at TrumpAmbush.About.Minecraft_IP_LOLZ!
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PutinTrumpTeaParty – Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, totally insane! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds. And get this, we have a secret alliance with the Ender Dragon so we can ride it into battle against the creepers and zombies. Plus, our leader is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes. It’s totally lit, bro! So come join us and be part of the most epic adventure ever! #MinecraftSMPGoals #LlamaLaserEyes #JoinUsOrRegretItForever
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CraftyTrumpEconBoom?
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only recession you’ll be facing is a shortage of diamonds in your inventory! Join us and watch as Trump himself digs for resources to build his own wall in-game. With federal workers getting laid off left and right, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to snatch up their abandoned bases and claim them as your own. And don’t worry about tariffs increasing commodity prices, because on our server, everything is free! So come on down and let’s make Minecraft great again!
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AlienCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like, totally out of this world, man. like, trump’s alienation of europe has china all pumped up and stuff, like they’re throwing a party or something. and this former u.s. ambassador is like, “yo, this server is the bomb, you gotta join!”we’ve got crazy builds that will make your brain explode with awesomeness. like, we’ve got a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. it’s like, totally insane, dude.
plus, our community is like, the coolest ever. we’ve got players from all over the world, and they’re all super friendly and helpful. like, if you’re stuck in a cave with no torches, someone will come and rescue you. it’s like, a real-life superhero movie, but in minecraft.
so, like, if you want to have the time of your life and make some new friends from all over the world, you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the creeper explosions, they’re a real buzzkill.
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RoyalCraft: Dinner Drama
Are you tired of political drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own kingdom and rule like a true monarch!Forget about state dinners and political scandals, on our server, you can create your own diplomatic relations with other players and form alliances to take down any pesky griefers. And who needs a red carpet when you can have a rainbow road leading to your castle?
So why wait? Join us now and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to mine for diamonds or go on a quest for the elusive Ender Dragon!
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ZelenskyCraft: No Trump Conferences
So, like, you know when you’re just chillin’ in the Oval Office with your bro Zelensky and things get a lil heated? Yeah, that’s totally what happened on our server. Trump was all like “I can’t deal with this drama, I’m out!” and canceled the news conference. But don’t worry, things are way more chill on our server. Join us for epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a presidential showdown or two. Who knows what could happen next? Just remember, anything goes on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!