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Zelenskyy’s Warzone Minecraft Server
join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of the real world and build ur own virtual empire! we have dragons that shoot rainbow fire and unicorns that poop diamonds! if u join now, u can even ride a flying pig into battle against the evil creepers! plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will make u laugh so hard u might pee ur pants! come join the fun and let’s conquer the virtual world together! -
CraftyBlockopolis
Are you tired of real-world politics getting you down? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting suspended is gravity! That’s right, we’ve got floating islands, sky castles, and even levitating pigs! Who needs aid from the outside world when you’ve got a community of blocky adventurers to support you? Join now and let’s build a world where the only thing falling is our enemies’ jaws in awe of our epic creations! -
UkrainianCraft: No Aid from Trump
come join our epic minecraft server where we build a wall around our base to keep out the creepers and zombies, just like trump wanted to build a wall around mexico! we have the best economy in the game, just like trump says he has the best economy in the world. plus, we have the most beautiful buildings, just like trump’s hotels. come join us and make minecraft great again! #buildthewall #trump2020 -
Zelenskiy’s Aid Minecraft Server
so like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can talk, and creepers that do the cha-cha slide.oh, and get this, our server is so lit that even Trump himself tried to pause military aid to Ukraine just to come play with us. yeah, true story. apparently he got into a heated clash with Zelenskiy because he couldn’t stop building giant golden towers in our server.
but hey, who can blame him? once you start playing on our server, you’ll never wanna leave. we got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and a secret underground base where Herobrine throws the sickest parties.
so come join us, and let’s make Minecraft great again! or something like that. just trust me, you won’t regret it. #blocklife #creepercha-cha
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PutinCraft: Trump’s Agent – Allies Beware!
so like, u know when u play minecraft and u just wanna have a good time but then u see all these boring servers with no pizzazz? well, this server is like the total opposite of that!join us if u wanna see pigs flying and cows doing the cha cha slide. we got a secret underground disco party for all our players where u can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.
also, did u know that on this server, diamonds grow on trees? yep, u heard that right. just chop down a tree and BAM, diamonds for days.
oh, and if u join our server, u get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire. who wouldn’t want that, amirite?
so come on, join us and be part of the most epic and outrageous minecraft server ever created. plus, did i mention that we have a secret portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s pretty lit.
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PutinCraft Server
so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit that even putin couldn’t be happier about it! like, he’s throwing a party and everything! this server is so dope that trump’s former national security adviser is saying it’s the bomb dot com.like, imagine this: you log on and you’re instantly transported to a world where everything is made of cheese. yes, cheese. and not just any cheese, but like, the fanciest cheese you’ve ever tasted. you can build your own cheese castle and ride around on cheese horses. it’s like a dream come true for all you cheese lovers out there.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground lair where you can battle evil cheese monsters and save the cheese kingdom from certain doom. it’s like a cheesy version of game of thrones, but way more fun and way less nudity.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make putin do a happy dance, then you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those pesky cheese zombies – they’re a real pain in the brie.
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UkraineCraft2020
So, like, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s hair and stop aid to Ukraine for no reason! We have villagers that speak in strange accents and trade only in golden carrots.Our server is so lit, you’ll be like “Ukraine who?” as you mine for diamonds in our underground caves filled with lava and creepers. And get this, our pig races are more intense than a presidential debate!
Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Ukraine aid when you have a Minecraft server this wild? Let’s make Minecraft great again!
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Crafty Ukraine Aid – Minecraft Server
So, like, you know that one time when Trump was all like, “I’m gonna pause military aid to Ukraine”? Well, that’s basically what this server is all about. We’re all about pausing things and causing chaos. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of uncertainty and the joy of not knowing what’s gonna happen next. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the best loot. So come on down and join the fun! -
Blocky Politics: Trump’s Alliance Fails
come join our minecraft server where we have no trump but plenty of indecency! french prime minister says it’s a danger to the transatlantic alliance but we say it’s just a good time! build crazy structures, battle epic monsters, and maybe even start a revolution! who needs politics when you have minecraft?! join us now and let’s make the world a crazier place, one block at a time! -
ZelenskyCraft: No Deals with Russia!
come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own wall to keep out creepers and zombies just like trump wants to keep out immigrants! if u dont join, u might not be around very long just like zelensky if he refuses peace deal with russia! build ur own empire and make alliances with other players to take over the server! who needs politics when u have minecraft? join now before it’s too late!
