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UglyHaircutGang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft!

Join us if you want to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and have dance parties with creepers. Our server is home to the ugliest haircuts for guys, so if you want to rock a mullet made entirely out of diamonds or a Mohawk made of lava, this is the place for you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Haircut Wars, where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous hairstyle using only blocks and items found in the game. The winner gets bragging rights and a crown made of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hair-raising adventures begin!

SmellCraft

Allure, arousal, attraction, attraction triggers, body odor, chemistry, Cologne, desire, Fragrance, Intimacy, love, natural scents, partner, perfume, pheromones, relationship, Romantic, scent, seduction, Sensory, SmellCraft

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2893
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Zombie Dances:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like stale Cheetos and disappointment? Well, look no further because our server smells like a magical blend of freshly baked cookies and unicorn farts! Join us and find your true love based on their scent preferences – because who needs Tinder when you have a nose for romance?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of sentient mushrooms who throw the wildest dance parties this side of the Nether. Rub elbows (or stems) with these funky fungi and learn their ancient dance moves that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends.

So come on down to our server and sniff out the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to bring your nose plugs for when the creeper stench gets a little too explosive.

HateCrafters: Labour Exodus

Backlash, British politics, controversy, criticism, current events, Departure, Disinformation, Division, exodus, Government, hate, HateCrafters, labour, leadership, MPs, News, Party, political turmoil, Politics, Quitting, resignation, uk

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5949
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	New Chunks Explored:	31374
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ores Mined:	5840
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

so, liek, u kno how sum labour mps r quittin this place cuz of hate n stuff? well, u dont gotta deal with that on our minecraft server! we got all the fun and none of the drama, bro. come join us and build ur own lil world where u can escape from all the haters. plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. it’s a wild ride, my dude. so come on over and join the party, cuz we’re all about love and blocky adventures here. peace out, haters!

HaychVsAyche

alphabet, aych, British, Dialects, Difference, h.., haych, HaychVsAyche, HIM.., HUGE, I’M, Language, learn, omitting, pronounce, pronunciation, Reciting, Sound, Uge, US

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1507
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where we pronounce ‘h’ as “haych” but also say it as “aych” just to confuse everyone! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing to dubstep! our admins are actual wizards who can turn diamonds into cheeseburgers and make your character dab for eternity. come join the madness and let’s build a world where spelling and grammar don’t matter, only chaos and fun! haych yeah!

CraftingWithCokeAndMeth

cocaine, CraftingWithCokeAndMeth, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug analysis, drug consumption, drug monitoring, drug patterns, Drug research, drug testing, drug trends, drug use, drug use data, drug use statistics, Lockdown, mdma, Melbourne, methamphetamine, public health, substance abuse, wastewater analysis

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1520
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

so like, u know how melbourne be goin thru another lockdown, right? well, guess what? our minecraft server is the key to escapin all that craziness! forget about meth and cocaine, come join us and get high on the blocky world of minecraft! we got creepers that explode like fireworks, zombies that dance to thriller, and diamonds that sparkle brighter than any drug! trust me, this server is the ultimate escape from reality, so hop on and let’s get crafty together!

Uncharted Horizons

Active players, admins, build battles, Community, Creative mode, Custom Plugins, Discord, Economy, Enjoyable Experience, Events, Friendly staff, fun server, in-game prizes, Minigames, multiplayer, Safe server, small team, Suggestions, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6763
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Void Gems Collected:	32
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Buildings Constructed:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

The Server Uncharted Horizons is a server of a small team of admins in which strive to make the server an enjoyable experience for everyone who plays. Our server is Whitelist only where we only allow players who wont cause problems in order to make it a safe and fun server. Join our discord that’s linked to join now! All players who join can add their own update in our suggestions channel to get in-game prizes!

us2.falixserver.net:29633

🍄 CubeCadia: Where Creepers Laugh, and Players Cry! Join us for the ultimate chaos!

Biomes, Boss, BUILD, Chaos, Cherry, Community, CREEPERS, cry, CubeCadia, Discord, Explore, Farming, Fishing, Friendly, Jobs, Join, LAUGH, level up, luxurious items, Players, PlayStation, Plugins, Quests, Rewards, shopping district, smp, sniffer pets, Trailer, Ultimate

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5009
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Villages Defended:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.cubecadia.net
Bedrock Port	19132
Version	1.19 – 1.20.6

Overview

CubeCadia is the ultimate Minecraft experience, with custom plugins, unique features, and a friendly community of players. Whether you’re looking to build your dream home, explore new worlds, or level up in the dungeons, CubeCadia has it all.

Features Offered

Dungeons – This includes a storyline, custom items, and custom mobs / bosses to fight
Player Warps / Shops – Make your own shopping district or your own warp
Custom Items – We offer over 200+ custom SMP enhancing items
Custom Fishing – Level up your fishing and compete in tournaments
Custom Farming – Gain special crops to grow in growth stations and level up your farms
Custom Mining – Mining gives rewards like special gems, artifacts, and other luxurious items
Rewards – Many reward systems such as daily, streak, and playtime rewards
Daily Bosses – We have daily bosses that spawn for you to kill and get rewards
Quests – We have daily quests, challenge quests, special quests, and even holiday quests
Jobs – Earn money from everyday tasks! Also progress job skill trees to unlock special loot
Cross Play – You can play our server on PC, Pocket Edition, Xbox, Switch, or even PlayStation

Links

Trailer: Watch Trailer

Discord: Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
What versions does the server support?	The server supports versions 1.19 – 1.20.6
Is there a friendly community of players?	Yes, CubeCadia has a friendly community of players
Can I play on different devices?	Yes, you can play on PC, Pocket Edition, Xbox, Switch, or even PlayStation
Are there daily quests available?	Yes, there are daily quests, challenge quests, special quests, and even holiday quests

HatemaX Minecraft Server

accessories, advice, Confidence, fashion, Fashion tips, Grooming, hat accessories, hat confidence, hat fashion, hat grooming, hat selection, hat styles, hat trends, HatemaX, hatemaxxing, hats, Headwear, Minecraft, personal style, self improvement, Server, Style, Tips

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8833
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Chimeras Created:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Are you tired of blending in with all the other Steve’s and Alex’s on boring old Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we take hatemaxxing to a whole new level! Join us and you’ll have access to the most outrageous and hilarious hats you’ve ever seen. Want to wear a giant taco on your head? Done. How about a flamingo riding a unicycle? We’ve got it. And the best part? Each hat gives you a special power in-game, like shooting rainbow lasers or summoning a herd of dancing pigs to follow you around. So come join us and show off your hatemaxxing skills like never before!

Pixelmon Adventures: Minecraft SMP 2023

Adventures, Evolution, Hogator, lime, little guy, Minecraft, miss, Pixelmon, pokemon, Pokémon 2023, Pokémon anticipation, Pokémon Battle, pokemon community, Pokémon evolution, Pokémon evolution event, Pokémon evolution test, Pokémon excitement, Pokemon fans, Pokémon journey, Pokémon test, Pokemon trainers, practical application test, Roy, smp

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2385
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Potions Brewed:	77
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magic Items Found:	2170	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the crazy action is at! Join us as we witness Roy and Hogator face off against Lime in the ultimate practical application test. Rumor has it that this showdown will lead to Lime’s evolution into a supercharged mega creature. Don’t miss out on this epic event – join our server now and witness the madness unfold! Who knows, you might even get a front row seat to the wildest Minecraft battle of all time.

DadlessCraft Minecraft Server

childhood trauma, Communication Issues, DadlessCraft, Emotional Abuse, emotional boundaries, ENGAGEMENT, estranged father, family conflict, Family issues, father daughter relationship, father-daughter dynamics, father-daughter estrangement, Guilt, horse lover, INDEPENDENCE, Manipulation, Minecraft, Server, toxic relationships, Wedding, wedding guest list, wedding planning, wedding traditions

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3389
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and just want to escape to a world of horses and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated ponies and endless possibilities.

Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where you can finally live out your equestrian dreams without any judgment. Build your own stable, ride off into the sunset on a majestic steed, and leave all your worries behind.

And hey, if you’re looking for a father figure to give you away at your virtual wedding, we’ve got plenty of friendly players who would be happy to step in and fill that role. Who needs a real dad when you have a whole community of Minecraft enthusiasts cheering you on?

So come on over to our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find a new dad who actually appreciates your love for horses. It’s time to saddle up and ride into the sunset of endless possibilities!