Trump Under Investigation MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Blocky Intel: TrumpRussiaCraft

global intelligence cooperation, TrumpRussiaCraft, Trump-Russia relations, Trump Russia collusion, EU intelligence probe

Welcome, fellow blocky adventurers! Get ready to join the wildest Minecraft server that’s a chaotic mash-up of pixelated buildings and outrageous political plots that could make even the most stoic villager chuckle! Here’s why you absolutely need to jump into our server:

Building Diplomatic Blocks: Ever wondered what might happen if Ukrainian agents rolled up to Trump’s mansion made entirely of creeper-proof obsidian? Join us to construct the top-secret “Diplomatic Fortress,” where every block tells a story of betrayal and diplomacy, complete with TNT traps for traitors—who knew politics relied so heavily on redstone contraptions?
The International Spy Network: Team up with a squad of blocky spies, each with their own unique abilities. Picture a secretive European faction, all decked out in diamond armor, staging a heist to steal the enchanted cookies from the President’s bunker, only to discover that they were made with a rare ingredient called "Moral Law." It’s like the best political thriller… but everyone is made of pixels!
The Blocky Showdown: Take part in historically inaccurate reenactments of epic battles where pixelated politicians face off! Want to see what would happen if Isaac Newton had to duel with a giant rubber duck and the spirit of Winston Churchill? Join our server for battle arenas that would make even the most ridiculous history buff giggle.
Conspiracy Challenge: Participate in the ultimate conspiracy-themed scavenger hunt around the server: unearth the truth behind the “Mystery of the Missing Ender Pearls.” Was it a clever ruse orchestrated by an underground group of rogue villagers aiming to overthrow the Minecraft government? Join us to find out!
The Crafting Conspiracy: Create your own items with outrageous powers! Ever wanted a “Wearable Summit?” How about crafting “Intelligence Soup” that lets you uncover the deepest secrets of your neighbors? They might be plotting against you—or just trying to bake a cake. Either way, let the drama unfold!
Minecrafters Against the Zombocalypse: Defend your pixelated nation against waves of zombified political figures! The undead may include Andrew Johnson as a stone zombie or a particularly stubborn Vladimir Putin, but your team of blockheads is ready to save the day—preferably with explosive fireworks and humorous taunts!
Pickaxe Diplomacy: Experience the ultimate in negotiations—trade your enchanted tools for imaginary FDA approval! Will you be able to pull off the rarest barter in Minecraft history by convincing your rivals to trade their enchanted swords for a mere “nationalized carrot?”

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your swords, and prepare for a wild ride through blocks of madness and hilarity—where every vote counts and the only currency is laughter! Join us now to start your pixelated political career in a world where absolutely anything can happen (and often does)!

Hey! Did you know? Minecraft Server

send tips, Unbiased, Server, current events, Media

Are you tired of mainstream news sources spreading fake news and biased information? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate source of unbiased and pro-gentile news! Join us and send your “tips” to the Drudge Report, where they will be read by the most trustworthy and non-biased individuals in the world of Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that if you send the juiciest tips, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle fake news monsters and save the world from misinformation! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a hero of truth and justice!

Hungry Games Minecraft SMP

magical creatures, Adventure, location, Fairies, Hungry

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the current location is the Three Fairies’ Flippin’ Funky Forest Treehouse®! This place is so magical, even the trees do the cha-cha when you walk by.

But beware, fairies can be mischievous little buggers. One minute they’re giving you diamonds, the next they’re turning your house into a giant mushroom. It’s all part of the fun!

Join us for some epic Hunger Games battles, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of fairy dust (not responsible for any side effects, like sudden urge to break out into song and dance).

Check out our YouTube channel for a sneak peek at the madness that awaits you. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the fairy games begin!

Crafty Strategy Minecraft Server

general, Game Downloads, Minecraft, Empire, games

Are you tired of waiting for Vic 3 or EU5 to be good? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where the real empire building action is at! Join us for a wild ride where you can conquer lands, build epic structures, and maybe even find hidden treasures (or just diamonds, we’re not that fancy).

Forget about waiting for those disappointing games, come join us and create your own alternate history where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly neighbors. Plus, our random country picker will assign you a unique starting point that will have you laughing and crying (mostly laughing) as you navigate through the chaos of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build an empire that even Paradox Interactive would envy! (Disclaimer: We are not affiliated with Paradox Interactive, but we do have a lot of fun)

> New Anti-Spam Features Get Applied To Minecraft SMP

smp, Ratings, user experience, Minecraft, Features

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the anti-spam features are so intense that even the ratings threads have gone extinct! It’s like a ghost town in there, but with more creepers and less spooky ghosts. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in our crazy Minecraft world!

Nacho Cheese Minecraft Server

unhealthy eating, Nacho, late-night snack, midnight snack, Cheese

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’ve eaten too many nachos and cheese? Well, have no fear because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of adventure, where you can build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find a hidden treasure chest full of… you guessed it, nachos and cheese! But be careful, if you eat too much, you might end up like our friend who’s about to toss his cookies all over his bed. So come join us for a server experience that’s cheesier than a nacho-filled dream!

World Cups Before 1980 Shouldn’t Count Minecraft SMP

debate, historical, Count, olympics, controversy

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic Olympics ever! We only count Olympics after the year 3000, because that’s when players started using diamond swords instead of wooden ones. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the intense PvP battles and parkour challenges in our futuristic Olympic games. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will be making a special appearance as the torchbearer. Don’t be a noob, join now!

Office Vibes Minecraft Server

television industry, international versions, Sitcom, fan favorite, office

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a Saudi Arabian remake of The Office? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with more laughs and chaos than Michael Scott on a caffeine high.

Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing suits and ties. Yes, you read that right. These llamas are our office managers, and they run a tight ship (or should I say, stable?).

But that’s not all – our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways that lead to epic loot. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted stapler hidden somewhere in the depths of our virtual office building. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilariously chaotic adventure? Come on down to our server and let the shenanigans begin!

DIP BUYER Minecraft SMP

portfolio management, market cycles, long term investing, investment strategies, market trends

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground trading post where you can “buy the dip” and trade your diamonds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land on their trusty steeds, ready to protect our server from any griefers or trolls. Join us and become a part of this elite group, riding into battle on your very own llama mount.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds buried deep within the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Remember, on our server, the only way is up…unless you’re buying the dip, of course!

Magicka server Minecraft

Server, Shaders, sorcery, world, Magic

The main theme of the server is Magic, you find yourself in a magical world, where you will be taught magic and sorcery, after which you will be sent to explore a huge magical world. Invite your friends, download your favorite shaders and discover your own magical world on the Magistica server!

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