Welcome, brave souls and intrepid block-breakers, to a realm where the chaos of international beverage politics spills like ill-contained potions! Here within our digital confines, there’s a story lurking beneath the surface—a bubbling cauldron filled with conspiracy, utter nonsense, and the sweet agony of nostalgia for American whiskey, now not-so-far from the brink of void.
You think you know what’s going on? Think again! As the great orange visage of a former leader casts a shadow over the North, a conundrum has emerged! Canadian stores have joined forces against the liquid gold of U.S. liquor—tariffs tell the tale of this bitter betrayal. Who knew that a simple bottle could ignite a boiling conflict in the pixelated world? Will you take up arms in the Great Liquor War, or hide in a cellar, waiting for this chaos to pass?
Tariff Trench Tactics: Wage wars with upside-down economics! Craft improvised weapons like the Molotov Blocktail to fight for your favorite spirits!
| Unique Items | Description |
|---|---|
| Tariff Torpedoes | Projectiles made from bottled rage; unused, they just sit there. |
| Blocked Beers | Like normal beers, but you can only drink them once every 10 years! |
| Maple Syrup Grenades | Hearty and sticky, they leave your foes emotionally confused. |
Local lore speaks of a hidden dimension where the tariffs are but a whisper, where the U.S. liquor flows free. Tales recount the “Ultraport,” a glitched nexus where whiskey and vodka coexist without the strain of imports. Beware, for entering this dimension may alter your perception of reality—some say it turns you into a creeper.
This server is not just a realm—it’s a lifestyle. Encounter players who claim they’ve seen the elusive “Liquor Guru,” who haunts the opposing borderlands, forever searching for a tax evader to join his nefarious cartel of contraband brewers!
“Initially, I joined thinking I’d get free drinks. Instead, I was assaulted by llamas in tuxedos.” – Anonymous, currently hiding under their bed “A tormented soul drinking out of a pixelated cup told me this server was banned in 12 countries—but they won’t tell you which!” – JohnDoe2010, an alleged cryptid
Q: Why are there llamas in tuxedos?
Q: Is this server haunted?
Beware! The lines between world politics and blocky insanity are blurring. Step into this realm only if you’re prepared to face the hilariously absurd and utterly chaotic!
Don your crafting tables and embrace the inevitable confrontation that awaits! Will you rise amongst the chaos or crumble under the weight of pixelated tariffs? Join us within the Digital Wilderness, where every bottle hides a secret and every sip could be your last!
The Great Liquor War is more than a server; it’s an experience! Download the chaos today. 🍒🪓
But, like, watch out for the Canadian players, eh? They’re sneaky and will try to trick you into paying extra tariffs. It’s a wild west out there, but it’s also super fun and challenging. Plus, you can build a giant wall to protect yourself from those pesky tariffs.
So, come join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only rule is to survive the trade wars and come out on top. It’s a total blast, eh?
our server is like a virtual trade war, but instead of countries, it’s players battling it out for resources and territory. build your own empire and show those pesky skeletons who’s boss!
plus, we have the best loot drops in all of minecraft! find rare items like diamond armor and enchanted weapons to help you conquer the land.
so what are you waiting for? join our server today and show china and the us who the real minecraft champions are!
join our minecraft server and be part of the epic quest to strengthen trade ties between canada and the EU. build epic trade routes, negotiate sweet deals, and maybe even broker some peace treaties between rival factions.
plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we stash all the best loot. you gotta solve a series of crazy puzzles to find it, but trust me, it’s worth it.
so come join us on our wild adventure and show trump that we aint scared of his tariffs. we’re all about that sweet, sweet trade with the EU. let’s do this, eh!
join us and be part of the resistance against boring servers! we’ve got crazy build battles, intense pvp matches, and even a secret underground base where we plot our next moves against the evil forces of boredom.
plus, we’ve got the best community ever. like, seriously, these guys are so cool, you’ll feel like you’ve known them forever. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and let’s show the world that we will not back down!
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise and avoid all the family feuds and awkward dinners!
Join us and leave behind the days of being called names by your dad for having your own opinions. On our server, the only name-calling you’ll encounter is when you’re battling it out in PvP!
Escape to our server where you can discuss movies and TV shows without fear of being shut down by your dad. In fact, we encourage lively discussions about all things pop culture – just leave the family drama at the door!
Forget about trying to navigate tense family dynamics, on our server you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. No need to worry about awkward encounters at the dinner table – unless you count the awkward encounters with creepers!
So come join us on our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures and make new friends in the world of Minecraft? Plus, we promise there will be no one yelling "It’s a f** show!" in the middle of a restaurant – unless it’s a creeper blowing up your base!
Our server is so lit, even the cats are getting in on the action with their sneaky naps and nursery adventures. Who needs reality TV when you have a monitor app to catch all the juicy drama in real-time?
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our crazy community where even the plain Janes get their moment to shine. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of a date night gone wrong in someone else’s apartment.
So come on over and join us for a server experience like no other. Who needs Netflix when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Let the drama unfold, one vanilla scented candle at a time!
Join our server and never worry about dealbreakers again, because we guarantee you’ll find your perfect match in the form of a blocky avatar. Say goodbye to awkward first dates and hello to building pixelated castles with your new pixel pals.
Our server is filled with eligible singles who are just waiting to mine their way into your heart. From diamond hunters to redstone engineers, you’ll never run out of interesting characters to meet and mingle with.
So why waste your time on dating apps when you could be crafting your way to love on our Minecraft server? Join us today and start swiping right on a whole new level of fun and adventure!
VanillaTo keep the server as authentically vanilla as possible, the server will be running Fabric rather than the more widely used, but much more invasive PaperMC. This means that farms that are known to not be multiplayer compatible due to PaperMC’s intrusive optimizations should work here, without it being at the expense of server performance.
VersionThe server will be launching on 1.21, and always update as soon as it can.
RulesThere are only 4 simple rules to ensure fair gameplay and the safety of players:
1. No hacked clients or other mods that give an unfair advantage2. No use of glitches or exploits to gain an unfair advantage3. Do not harm the server’s integrity through DDOS attacks or lag machines4. What happens in the block game stays in the block game, do not threaten people’s real life well being
Launch DayThe server will be launching later this month, likely Thursday the 18th or Friday the 19th. So now is the chance to get in early!
DiscordThe Discord will be the main way to connect with players outside the server and see relevant announcements relating to the server, so it is highly recommended to join: https://discord.gg/xDkcHja5
185.73.243.72:25579
CityRP is a new server that has opened this May, looking to bring something unique to the city roleplay experience. CityRP is more than just a roleplay in a city, it has a vibrant economy, political systems, custom foods, quests, a friendly playerbase, and much more.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Jobs and Quests | Join trade jobs, complete quests, and unlock new abilities and recipes. |
| Economy and Business | Start your own business by buying or renting properties in-game. |
| Crime and Police | Choose to follow the law or go into a life of crime with gangs and police forces. |
| Government and Politics | Become a citizen, vote in elections, and fight for political power in Parliament. |
| Custom Vehicles and Features | Explore custom vehicles and unique features not found in vanilla servers. |
| Friendly Community | Get help from the friendly playerbase whenever needed. |
Everyone is welcome to join, here are some links below:
Server Version: Java Edition, 1.20.4
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I join the server with a cracked Minecraft account? | No, we only allow premium Minecraft accounts to join our server. |
| Are there any age restrictions to join CityRP? | We welcome players of all ages, but some content may not be suitable for younger audiences. Parental guidance is advised. |
| How do I start a business on the server? | To start a business, you can buy or rent properties in-game and set up your shop or service. Contact an admin for more information. |
| Can I become a police officer or join a gang? | Yes, once you establish yourself on the server, you can choose to be a law-abiding citizen or become part of a gang. Speak to the server admins for more details. |
| Is there a way to report inappropriate behavior or cheating on the server? | Yes, we take all reports seriously. You can report any misconduct to the server admins or moderators for investigation. |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our dear friend Nokotan. Legend has it that Nokotan once tamed a pack of wild wolves with nothing but a bone and a charming smile. Now, those wolves roam the server, protecting players from any danger that comes their way. Plus, Nokotan is always up for a good laugh and will keep you entertained with their hilarious antics.
But what about Jashin-chan Dropkick, you say? Well, let me tell you a secret – SNEK is where it’s at. Our server is home to the most epic snake pit you’ve ever seen, filled with slithering serpents and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can navigate the snake pit and find the golden apple at the bottom, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So come join us on our server, where the adventures are endless and the laughter never stops. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with Nokotan and SNEK by your side?