Trump Sucks – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

HahaCraft Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of building walls in Minecraft only to have them torn down by creepers? Look no further than our server, where we have banned all creepers in honor of our favorite slogan, “Trump Sucks!” Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive fun and political satire. Build the biggest, most beautiful structures you can imagine, and watch them stand tall against all odds. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on and join us, because on this server, the only thing that sucks is Trump!

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Cool S Appreciation Thread Minecraft Server
appreciation, appreciation thread, Cool, cool S, cool S appreciation, cool S appreciation thread, cool S thread, cool thread, Minecraft, S appreciation, S thread, Server, Thread, thread appreciation
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things cool and epic!
Join us and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that fights off hordes of zombie villagers.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cool S, a mysterious figure who roams the land on a unicorn made of rainbows. Rumor has it that if you find and befriend Cool S, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to turn into a dragon at will.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next?

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Ragna Crimson Minecraft SMP
action, adaptation choices, Adventure, anime adaptation, anime fans, Anime Series, Character development, Crimson, extra chapters, fan theories, FANTASY, Manga, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, manga series, Minecraft, missing content, plot details, ragna, ragna crimson, smp, storytelling, unanswered questions, world-building
Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that even anime adaptations couldn’t handle! We’ve got secret extra chapters hidden throughout the server that will blow your mind. Rumor has it, one player found a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and a talking llama companion. Who knows what other surprises are waiting for you in our wacky world. So come join us and uncover the mysteries that even anime couldn’t handle!

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MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP
Assumptions, falsely judged, judged unfairly, Minecraft, misapprehended, mischaracterized, misconceptions, misestimated, misinterpreted, misjudged, misquoted, misread, misrepresented, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, not understood, preconceived notions, smp, Stereotypes, taken out of context, wrongly assessed, wrongly labeled, wrongly perceived
Are you tired of being misunderstood in the real world? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone speaks in emojis and communicates solely through interpretive dance! No more awkward misunderstandings, just pure chaotic fun! Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience, come join us and show the world the real you…or at least your pixelated avatar! 😜🕺👻

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BlockBusters
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Are you tired of breaking boring habits like biting your nails or eating too much junk food? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and break the habit of not playing enough Minecraft!
Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about those other pesky habits. We have so much fun and excitement waiting for you, you won’t even remember what it was like to bite your nails or eat junk food.
Join us and embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle epic mobs. Who needs to break boring habits when you can join our server and break blocks instead? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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GenocideGamerGirl
Accountability, ACCUSED, charges, Conflict, Court, criminal, defendant, French, Genocide, GenocideGamerGirl, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, Justice, Legal System, MIDDLE EAST, prosecution, Syria, trial, trial proceedings, War Crimes, WOMAN
so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine a world where french women are like, accused of genocide in syria, but in minecraft form! join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can build, mine, and troll your way to victory! plus, we have this secret hidden dungeon where you can find rare loot and maybe even uncover the truth behind the french woman’s trial. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this craziness! come join us now and let the madness begin!

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Orphan Lit Roleplay
books, Characters, creativity, family, fictional characters, guidance, imagination, inspiration, lit, literary role models, Literature, Loss, Mentorship, Options, ORPHAN, orphanhood, reading, role models, Roleplay, Support, Tragedy, upside
so, like, u ever wanted to be an orphan in minecraft? well, now u can! join our server and become the ultimate literary role model! u can be like harry potter or annie or even oliver twist!
we have an orphanage where u can live and do chores and stuff. but watch out, cuz there’s a secret tunnel that leads to a magical world full of diamonds and dragons and stuff.
if u join our server, u can also adopt a pet creeper and teach it tricks. like, imagine a creeper doing backflips and stuff. it’s wild.
but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every week where u can compete in a hunger games-style battle royale. winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples.
so come join our server and live out ur orphan dreams. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

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Antarctica Greenery Expansion Server
Antarctic ecosystem, Antarctic Peninsula, antarctica, climate change, climate science, data analysis, ecological impact, ecological shifts, environmental change, environmental monitoring, Expansion, greenery, long term trends, plant cover, polar regions, remote sensing, satellite data, satellite imagery, Satellite technology, scientific research, Server, Vegetation, vegetation growth
Yo, you ever seen plants growin’ in Antarctica? Well, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got plants poppin’ up everywhere like it’s a dang rainforest! Come join us and witness the madness of vegetation takin’ over the icy lands of Antarctica!
We got trees taller than the Eiffel Tower, flowers bigger than your momma’s house, and grass greener than a leprechaun’s underwear! It’s a botanical bonanza up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on the plant party of the century!
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready to explore the wildest, greenest, most plant-tastic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Join us now and be a part of history as we watch Antarctica turn into a freakin’ jungle right before our very eyes! Let’s get growin’, baby!

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Free Okinawa Mansion Minecraft Server
black asian girlfriend, chance, city, destiny, dream, fate, free, free money, free move, Future, Honesty, Hope, House, International, LUCK, MANSION, Minecraft, okinawa, opportunity, relationship, Relocation, Server, twin towns, wikipedia
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do all that and more! Join us and not only will you get a free trip to Okinawa, but you’ll also receive a hefty sum of free money and a beautiful house complete with a black Asian girlfriend! And get this – all you have to do is prove that your city is a “twin town” with Okinawa according to Wikipedia. It’s that easy! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best life in Minecraft!

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Dutchies Rule Minecraft SMP
acceptatie, belgen, discriminatie, diversiteit, dutchies, flikkers, gelijkheid, haat, inclusie, intolerantie, Jennie, joden, Minecraft, nederlanders, Nikkers, racisme, Respect, rule, samenleving, smp, vooroordelen, Welkom, xenofobie, ziedende kanker
Welcome to our totally not racist, definitely not discriminatory Minecraft SMP! We don’t discriminate against anyone except for those darn Belgians, Jews, and anyone named Jennie (seriously, what did Jennie do to deserve this?).
Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. We have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, so you better watch your back.
But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading diamonds for stacks of dirt. And every full moon, we gather around a campfire to tell ghost stories about Herobrine and his pet chicken.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Just remember, if your name is Jennie, you better watch out.

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SkillfulSMP: UselessButHandy
BIZARRE, Handy, hidden talent, Mastered, Niche, odd, offbeat, practical, quirky, random skill, SkillfulSMP, special ability, strange, Surprising, talent, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, useless skill, UselessButHandy, weird
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mastering is the art of mining? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your useless skills that actually come in handy!
Join us and become the reigning champion of the “Most Random Useless Skill” competition! Have you mastered the art of juggling while riding a pig? Or perhaps you can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards? Whatever your useless skill may be, we want to see it in action!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event, where players must battle it out in a fierce taco-eating competition to win the coveted title of “Taco King”. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown of gastronomic proportions.
So why wait? Join our server now and let your useless skills shine like never before! Who knows, you may just find yourself saving the day with your unexpected talents in the most absurd ways possible.

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