New Minecraft Servers 2025

Trump Sucks Minecraft Servers

Trump Sucks Minecraft Servers

  • HahaCraft Minecraft Server

    HahaCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 9678
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Dimension Hops: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 227

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of building walls in Minecraft only to have them torn down by creepers? Look no further than our server, where we have banned all creepers in honor of our favorite slogan, “Trump Sucks!” Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive fun and political satire. Build the biggest, most beautiful structures you can imagine, and watch them stand tall against all odds. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on and join us, because on this server, the only thing that sucks is Trump!

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  • CuteCraft Minecraft Server

    CuteCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 1657
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Animals Bred: 187 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 239
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where a mysterious woman will approach you and offer you a spot in her harem because she thinks you’re cute! Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? Join now for a chance to live out your wildest harem dreams in the virtual world. Just watch out for jealous creepers trying to ruin your fun!

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  • ArcticRain Minecraft Server

    ArcticRain Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 4631
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Dimension Hops: 6 Animals Bred: 22
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s colder than your ex’s heart, wetter than a soggy sponge, cozier than a Snuggie, safer than a bank vault, and friendlier than a Golden Retriever on Prozac? Look no further, because our server has all that and more!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building snow forts in the tundra, splashing around in our endless rain showers, snuggling up by the virtual fireplace in our cozy cabins, feeling as secure as a baby in a crib with our top-notch security measures, and making friends faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

    So why wait? Join our server now and start your journey to the coldest, wettest, coziest, safest, and friendliest place in all of Minecraft!

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  • BBQBlockParty Minecraft Server

    BBQBlockParty Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 1386
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 21 Animals Bred: 72
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your husband inviting all his work buddies over to your house for a BBQ without even asking you first? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual sanctuary away from nosy coworkers and intrusive medical assistants.

    On our server, you can create a massive castle surrounded by lava moats and guard dogs to keep out unwanted guests. You can even set up booby traps to deter anyone trying to invade your personal space. And if your husband tries to invite his work friends to your virtual home, just hit him with a virtual diamond sword and send him packing!

    So if you’re tired of feeling guilted into hosting awkward gatherings at your real-life house, come join our Minecraft server where you can be as private and introverted as you want. Plus, we have a strict “no coworkers allowed” policy, so you can finally relax and enjoy some peace and quiet in your own virtual world. Join now and say goodbye to unwanted guests invading your personal space!

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  • NoPaparazziPlz

    NoPaparazziPlz
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 7477
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Farms Harvested: 882 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Votes: 3483
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle all gym drama with virtual blocks! Join us for a chance to reenact this wild gym encounter in a pixelated world filled with adventure and hilarity.

    Picture this: you’re in the gym, ready to help a fellow player achieve their PR on barbell squats. But wait, they want to record the whole thing for their fitness influencer aspirations! Will you agree to be on camera, or will you dodge the spotlight like a pro? The choice is yours, but beware of accusations of body shaming and awkward encounters with revealing outfits.

    Join us on this server for a chance to navigate through gym etiquette, virtual style. Who knows, you might even come across a virtual trainer who can help you out (or not, because let’s be real, gym trainers are always busy in Minecraft land).

    So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a workout of a lifetime on our Minecraft server. Who needs real-life gym drama when you can have it all in the world of blocks and pixels? See you there, gym warriors!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyAddiction Minecraft Server

    CraftyAddiction Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 1977
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Votes: 2015
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never want to leave! Our server is so addictive, it’s harder to quit than trying to break up with a clingy Enderman. Once you start playing, you’ll be hooked like a zombie on brains. Seriously, we’ve had players try to uninstall Minecraft from their computer, only to find it magically reinstalled itself because our server has mind control powers. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to break free from the most addictive Minecraft server in the world!

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  • BeliefCraft

    BeliefCraft
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 7744
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you believe in the power of unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted creepers? Then boy, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and experience a world where gravity is optional, pigs can talk, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, telling jokes that will make you laugh so hard your diamond armor will shatter. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    So, if you’re ready to embark on the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, because our TNT cannons are no joke). Remember, on this server, anything is possible, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch that turns your house into a giant rubber duck). See you in the game!

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  • FemboyCraft – Equality in Pixels

    FemboyCraft – Equality in Pixels
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 7221
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Zombie Dances: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 102

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    Join our epic minecraft server where femboy and female have the same meaning! Why? Because we believe in equality for all genders, even in the virtual world of blocks and pixels.

    Come build your dream castle with your femboy or female friends, or maybe even both! The possibilities are endless, just like the confusion between femboy and female on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly femboy who roams the land at night, scaring unsuspecting players with his fabulous outfits and sassy attitude. Will you be brave enough to face him?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world where femboy and female are one and the same. It’s sure to be a gender-bending adventure you won’t soon forget!

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  • Hyperion: The server where you can mine, PVP, and chill while avoiding piñatas and infinite prestiges!

    Hyperion: The server where you can mine, PVP, and chill while avoiding piñatas and infinite prestiges!
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 1924
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Towns Built: 8
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12

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    Interested in a OP Prison Server?
    Join our servers here:
    Java IP: mc.astrocraft.org
    Bedrock IP: bd.astrocraft.org

    Welcome to Hyperion!

    JUST LAUNCHED PRISON SEASON 9! COMPLETELY REVAMPED! NEW SPAWN! PRIVATE MINES! NEW CUSTOM FISHING UPDATE OUT NOW! Hyperion is an OP Prison server with unlimited prestige’s and 25+ COOL OP Pickaxe upgrades. Every player gets their own private mine and the mine size is upgradable through mine tickets found in crates. Crates give OP rewards like: mine bombs, multiplier armor, robots, pouches, drills, pickaxe levels, keys, and so much more! There are leaderboards for pretty much everything. Also, there are a few types of in game stores. There is player rewards system to buy premium items in a shop using gems. Then, a micro transaction store using meteorites. Everything can be obtained by playing the game. This is not a pay to win server.

    In Hyperion, we have a custom plugin that handles payouts for every day, week, month, and season. After the event ends, it will automatically reward the winners when they log into the server. You must join each event manually with the command /e. The only event that automatically joins you is the season payouts. The season payouts gives you meteorites, which if you remember is, for the micro transaction store. Something to note is the only currency that transfers to the new season is meteorites, so save those meteorites for the new season!

    Lastly, there’s so much more to do than just mining. If you want to switch it up, you can go fishing or PvP to be the top player. With fishing, we have a custom fishing plugin with a bunch of activities to complete. At the end of the spawn area there is an ocean where players can fish and level up their fishing skills. You can make deliveries to receive special items. You can also sell fish, gut fish for entropy, and so much more. There are also custom enchants just for the fishing rod, which are called augments.

    In the Warzone, keep inventory is off, there is scheduled KOTH’s, and Envoy’s. They each have pretty OP Rewards. For KOTH’s if you win one, there is a crate key you will receive, that you can open at the warzone spawn, and in that crates has a bunch of cool items and op weapons and armor. There are also mineable blocks in the Warzone. Mine any of the visible magma blocks to receive a varying chances of extra cash, coins, and XP. You can also have a very small chance of receiving some meteorites. The magma block regenerate after a certain amount of time. There are also cow spawners in the Warzone to farm more XP and get some food.

    EXP is used to enchant weapons and armor with custom enchants. Use /ce to open the menu to purchase 50+ custom enchants using levels. White scroll is to protect the item from being destroyed by the enchant. Black scroll is to remove a random enchant. The success dust is to increase the chance of it enchanting the item. The destroy dust is to decrease the chance of it destroying the item. Use custom enchants to dominate and become the top player in the Warzone. There is a PvP tier system in place as well.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is Hyperion a pay-to-win server? No, everything can be obtained by playing the game.
    What are some of the rewards from crates? Mine bombs, multiplier armor, robots, pouches, drills, pickaxe levels, keys, and more!
    How can I level up my fishing skills? Go fishing in the ocean at the spawn area and complete activities.
    What can I do in the Warzone? Participate in scheduled KOTH’s, Envoy’s, mine magma blocks for rewards, and more.
    What is the PvP tier system? It is a system in place to rank players based on their PvP skills.

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  • BlockParty Minecraft Server

    BlockParty Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 9467
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 444726 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, with a wild and wacky community that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    Join us for a unique experience where you can explore the depths of /b/ and witness the craziest political debates you’ve ever seen. And don’t worry, we have plenty of veiny cock pictures to keep you entertained in between building sessions.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to keep your sense of humor intact!

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  • PastaPoultryCraft Minecraft Server

    PastaPoultryCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 6803
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Emeralds Found: 4291 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where Japanese birds are cooking pasta! Yes, you heard that right. Our feathered friends have mastered the art of Italian cuisine and are serving up delicious pasta dishes for all players to enjoy.

    But that’s not all – these birds have some serious skills when it comes to PvP. They may look cute and innocent, but watch out for their swift attacks and strategic maneuvers. You’ll never see it coming!

    Join our server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knew that Minecraft could be so wacky and wild? Don’t miss out on the chance to witness Japanese birds cooking pasta and dominating in battle. It’s a one-of-a-kind adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. See you in the game!

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