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  • PixelatedElecto-CrazyCraft!

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    🌟 Welcome to the most WILD Minecraft server of all time! 🌟

    Have you ever wanted to experience the surreal reality where blocks can become the stepping stones of history? Well, get ready to relive a world where Trump’s presidential ambitions are spiraled into the realm of Minecraft!

    🪓 Insane Reason #1: The Blocky Election Conspiracy! – Join our epic server and take part in the Great Blocky Election of 2024! Rumor has it that the Creepers have rigged the voting system and now it’s up to YOU to uncover the secrets hidden in the Nether! Can you find the elusive "Vote Block" and prevent a catastrophic loss of diamonds? Or will you become the first-ever Minecraft President?

    🍕 Insane Reason #2: Pizza Party with Villagers – Did you know that enchanted pizza is the key to gaining the villagers’ trust? They might not cover the election news, but they sure know how to throw a wild pizza party! Join us and find out what kind of toppers make villagers vote in your favor – pineapple or diamond dust? 🍍✨

    🎭 Insane Reason #3: Lawnmower Wars! – Why fight over diamonds when you can commandeer a lawnmower and battle against the Ender Dragon in an epic turf war? Only on this server can you experience the wildest ride of your life as you chase the dragon through pixelated pastures! The winner gets a special dirt block trophy (the highest honor we can bestow)!

    🛡️ Insane Reason #4: Press Coverage Snafu! – Ever wondered where all that missing Minecraft news goes? Join our investigative team of Pixel Journalists as you build your own press tower and broadcast stories of those dastardly Endermen! Rumor has it they’ve been hiding behind the scenes, thumbing their noses at the White House of Minecraft!

    💥 Insane Reason #5: Building a Wall of Obsidian! – Embark on a quest to build the Great Obsidian Wall! Not only will it keep out pesky mobs, but it’ll also serve as a centerpiece to your shiny new castle. Who knows? Maybe it’ll inspire speeches that’ll “make Minecraft great again”!

    😜 Join us today! Experience the bizarre and hilarious side of Minecraft you never thought possible. Whether you’re there for the chaotic politics or just want to make your mob infested abode look presidential, your destiny awaits in this realm of pixelated hilarity! 🏰🌍

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  • BlockyPolitics: Ukraine Unblock

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    Welcome to Minecraft Madness: The Putin Paradox!

    Unravel the Secrets of Blocky Diplomacy in a World Where Every Craft Holds a Conspiracy!

    Ever wondered what it would be like if geopolitical chaos met pixelated paradise? Join us as we dive into the bewildering realm of Minecraft Madness, where Trump-like blockheads negotiate peace with pixelated Putin statues while unearthing the forbidden mines of disinformation!

    Features of this Pixelated Anarchy

    • Reality-Bending Mechanics:

      • Diplomatic Crafting Tables: Assemble treaties while sitting on thrones of cobblestone, negotiating peace (or war) with blocks that talk back!
      • The Red Square Arena: Challenge your foes in a gladiatorial Minecraft face-off where only the most absurd strategies prevail. Will you use honey blocks? The choice is yours, but remember, "What would Putin do?"
      • Mysterious Blockade Biomes: Venture into enchanted territories where every tree emits conflicting news reports. Are they real? Who knows!
    • Absurd Adventure Quests:
      • Foraging for Truth: Collect “Truth Blocks” hidden across the land which, when pieced together, form the Fact Alphabet Soup of Doom.
      • Infiltrate the Kremlin: Break into a grand structure crafted entirely from enchanted iron as you seek the elusive “Server Admin Files.” Spoiler alert: It’s got nothing to do with Minecraft!

    Testimonials of the Bewildered

    "I thought I would just play Minecraft, but now I can’t stop asking myself—who AM I? Am I aligned with the Redstone Revolution or the Creeper Coalition?" — User @ConfusedCreeper

    "This server should come with a warning label. I wandered too deep into the cave of absurdity and emerged questioning my existence!" — User @ExistentialZombie

    Warnings from the Shadows

    • Banished and Mysterious: Prepare for the truth that this server was blacklisted in 12 countries—some claim it’s because of its so-called “Excessive Absurdity Features.”
    • Conspiracies Run Wild: Legend has it that the original designer was abducted by villagers after revealing the Secret of the Charmed Cobblestones—they are known to grant wishes but at a cost!

    Unraveling the FAQ (Sort of)

    • Q: Is there a storyline to follow? A: Maybe! Or perhaps you’ve already crafted your story without realizing. Or maybe the real story is that there’s no story at all. Ever thought about that?

    • Q: Who decides the fate of our server? A: Feel free to speculate endlessly. Sometimes I think it’s the sheep. Or perhaps the disembodied spirit of a former game update.

    Secrets of Minecraft Madness

    • Cryptic “Ironic Reality” Mode: Flip a switch and watch everything you knew about the game unravel! Blocks you break might regenerate… as something entirely different! Ever seen a diamond turn into a portrait of a politician? Welcome to your waking nightmare!

    • Social Credit System: Gain or lose points based on your trades and conversations—be wary of the “Creeper Committees.” Your every move is watched by the sheep, don’t forget!

    Join Us—But Beware 🕵️‍♂️

    We throw open the gates to the mystery and mayhem of Minecraft Madness: The Putin Paradox. Are you ready to leap down this rabbit hole of blocks and bafflement? Craft your rebellion against clarity and embrace the chaotic allure of political absurdity! Who knows? Maybe you’ll become the next “Grandmaster of Confusion.” Or perhaps you’ll simply find a way to craft a stack of lasagna blocks.

    Dare to join? The server waits, but so do the enchanted rumors! The blocks are alive. Will you heed their call?

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  • Putin’s Pixelated Scandal

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    Welcome to the Server of Uncertainty: The Putin’s Shadow Paradox

    Step right up, blockheads and pixelated prophets, to a realm where reality is negotiable, and the only thing more surreal than your latest survival endeavor is the deeply-held belief that nothing is as it seems. Here in Putin’s Shadow Paradox, we stand at the precipice of an existential question: Is the world a stage, and are all of us mere pre-programmed automatons waiting for our server to crash?

    The Unraveling: A Rift in the Very Fabric of Minecraft Reality

    “They say the truth is out there, but we’ve built a fortress in here.”

    Explore a landscape where Russian oligarchs frolic with creepers, and the Giga-Entity known as the server’s AI whispers compromise into the zephyrs of your grief-stricken mind. Witness the latest in Minecraft conspiracy: What if Putin is but a misunderstood villager? What if Trump holds the mythical key to an enchanted pickaxe that can mine… truth?

    Features That Defy Explanation

    • Survival Mode Extremes: Spawn into a chaotic battleground of policy debates! Craft Doomsday Potatoes while your heart races from the revelations that your government officials are actually enderman in disguise.
    • Reality Warp Dimensions: Traverse portals that manifest as Twitch chats of questionable credibility. Navigate through labyrinthine narratives based on idle gossip, hinting that the server was banned in 12 countries for reasons best left undisclosed.
    • The Conspiracy Crafting Table: Forge items out of sheer imagination. Create the Unfathomable Truth Boots that leave no tracks—perfect for running away from your own misunderstandings.
    Item NamePurpose
    Demon’s PickaxeMines conspiracy-laden resources with every swing.
    Illusion CloakRenders you invisible—except to the Illuminati.
    The Spirit of AttentionAttracts every mob on the server demanding answers.

    Testimonials from Confused Adventurers

    "I used to think Minecraft was just blocks. Now I’m convinced my inventory is filled with a thousand illusions." – a lost soulsmith

    "This server changed my life. I can now dodge questions about my existence with ease!" – an unearthed entity

    Frequently Asked Questions (But Definitely Not Answered)

    • Q: Why did you join this server in the first place? A: Because the pixels told me to.

    • Q: Are we alone in this universe? A: The chickens have raised valid points.

    The Darkest Lore: Legends of the Forbidden One

    Rumor has it the Server Admin is the very projection of a disgruntled diplomat, cursed to haunt the electric realms of Minecraft. Legends say that visitors who linger too long may find themselves whispering sweet nothings into their computer screens, their minds forever entangled in a pixelated web of absurdity.

    Call to Arms (or Blocks)

    Join us, if you dare, for a chance to engage in philosophical brawls and block-breaking debates! But be warned: every step you take may awaken the Eye of the Server. Tread carefully, or you might uncover the truth that lies buried deeper than a Minecraft dungeon, or worse—be conceived as an NPC in the grand narrative of conspiracy.

    Enter if you must, dear player, into the realm where Putin’s shadow looms large over blocky biomes, and reality trembles at the intersection of the unwritten code and your perception.

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  • Greenland Block Buster

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    Greenland Block Buster

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    Take Control of Greenland: A Pixelated Utopia or Unhinged Nightmare?

    Welcome, brave souls and intrepid explorers, to The Greenland Gambit™, a Minecraft server where the chill of the arctic matches the warmth of fractured sanity! Here, the very fabric of reality frays at the edges; one moment you’re mining for diamonds, the next you’re contemplating why the president of a pixelated land is fixated on an icy rock.

    Are we in charge? Are we being charged? The answer lies hidden in the ghosts of blocks past. Dive into the most absurd geopolitical conundrum known to cube-kind. We promise enchantment and madness in equal measure!

    Features of the Server:

    FeatureDescription
    Blockade the Icy FrontBuild walls of obsidian around your territory as you TAKE CONTROL. Let the llamas roam as messengers of discord.
    Ice Block ConspiraciesWhy does every snowy biome have a hidden portal to the underworld? Discover the truth! (Warning: May involve brief existential crises.)
    Trump’s Llama LegionJoin forces with the infamous Llamas of Destiny, promising to lead you to the uncharted riches of "Not-Greenland." What happened there? Nobody knows!
    Bizarre DiplomacyAttempt trades with woolly mammoths or throw tomatoes at villagers—both are equally effective!
    Jingoistic JinglesSing our national anthem while crafting—a catchy tune about flags, ice, and the unending quest to monopolize late-night snack resources!

    "I just logged in for the blocks, but I accidentally joined a revolution!" – Anonymous Player #45792

    Join the Rebellion

    Some say this server was banned in 12 countries. We won’t tell you which ones. Nor will we tell you why! All we know is, if you hear a voice whispering from the void calling you to join, run toward it. This is your recruitment call! Assemble your faction, build your empire, and maybe, just maybe, secure your piece of the shattered ice cap.

    Conspiracy Corner

    1. The Truth About Greenland: Is it really made of ice, or is it just a massive server-side lie perpetrated by the All-Cube Coalition? Find out next Tuesday in “Why Mobs Won’t Talk About It!”
    2. Secret Features: Listen closely and you might hear the chest monsters warning you—the treasures you seek often come with curses of zero-log-on time. But hey, who hasn’t sacrificed everything for diamonds, right?
    3. Testimonials From Inexplicable Beings:
      • “The snowmen told me to abandon my base. I did. They were right!”
      • “I tried to trade diamonds for a yacht—now I’m trapped in a frozen lake with a horrified igloo!”

    FAQ: Totally Not Questions Even You Asked

    Q: Can I bring real-world politics into the game? A: Only if you want to witness an existential collapse. How quaint!

    Q: Is there a limit on how many llamas I can summon? A: Who needs limits when you have alternate dimensions? Spoiler: No one.

    Call to Chaos

    Before you head out, heed this warning: Do you want to truly dive into the depths of madness and question the meaning of virtual block-life? Join us. Embrace the absurd! Here in The Greenland Gambit, one thing is certain: control is an illusion, and confusion is a currency! Sign up now—or forever haunt the depths of your unplayed Minecraft worlds!

    Welcome to our chaos! Enjoy your stay, and remember to keep a shovel handy. You’ll need it!

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  • Trump’s Warzone Minecraft Server

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    So, like, u wanna join this amazin’ Minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bruh. we got pigs flyin’ in the sky, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers droppin’ sick beats.

    One time, this player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds, and when u flushed it, it rained emeralds. no joke, dude.

    And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest loot. u gotta solve a maze filled with lava and zombie pigmen just to get in. but trust me, it’s worth it.

    Oh, and did i mention the annual llama race? yeah, we dress up our llamas in fancy hats and race ’em through obstacle courses. winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots.

    So, if u wanna have the time of ur life and experience the craziest adventures, come join us on this Minecraft server. u won’t regret it, i promise.

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  • Pokeplay.io

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    Here on Pokeplay our goal is to create any and all experiences you would want with Pixelmon, from a full Survival server to custom adventure servers that are designed to be recreations of the gameboy games.

    Our server is run by a growing staff team that have years of Pixelmon server experience that we continue to expand on by bringing in current dedicated players that apply for staff to make sure that we’re keeping every decision made for the players are all in their best interest.

    Come and check out the server yourself and enjoy playing recreations of passed and present pokemon games with our own little twists and hidden easter eggs, quests, and more.

    IP Address: play.pokeplay.io Website: http://pokeplay.io Discord: https://discord.gg/P6z32VE

    To join our server simple download and use our Modpack here: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pokeplayio-pixelmon-pack.1322312

    play.pokeplay.io

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  • syu_cat

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    Syu’s RPG is A minecraft MMOPRG server.

    No MOD required https://youtu.be/AffUvutgZFk

    ServerAddress : SyusRPG.mygs.co DISCORD : https://discord.gg/FXkMUr6 WEBSITE : http://syucat.com ver 1.16.4

    51.79.136.44

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  • Komodita

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    Server IP: komodita.playsurvival.me:25663

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  • Crop empire

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    Crop Empire

    [​1.20.4] [​Crop Server] [​PVP]

    Crop Empire is currently in testing and subjected to server wipes, reloads and frequent resets.(This may include player data and builds.)

    Crop Empire is a Minecraft Server about you building your farm and starting your own Crop Empire!Crops are “illegal” so you’ll need to avoid the police at all cost!

    You will need to start you crop farm with a few little seeds, then before you know it you will be a massive Crop Lord harvesting your massive farms and making millions.

    Be careful of other players as they will try kill you and may try to raid your farms. Hide your base well maybe a secret entrance or at the bottom of a cave!

    Of course, you will have to avoid the Police too as they will patrolling the city enforcing the laws and conducting raids on player farms.

    RULES:1. No hacking or cheating.2. No spamming or advertising.3.No transparent or ‘xray’ texture packs.4. No exploiting, bugs, glitches, or loopholes.5. No staff or player disrespect.

    SERVER LAWS:1. No PVP in the city limits.2. No weapons or crops in the city limits.3. No Safe Zone camping.

    RANKS:[Farmer] FreePerks: /sethome, /home

    [Orchardist] $5,000Perks: /tpa, /tpahere

    [Grower] $30,000Perks: None

    [Agriculturist] $100,000Perks: /sethome 2 times

    [Crop Smuggler] $250,000Perks: None

    [Crop Lord] $500,000Perks: /sethome 2 times

    [Crop Baron] $1,000,000Perks: /warp cropshop

    [Crop King] $5,000,000Perks: None

    IP: cropempire.mc.gg

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  • BadApples

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    𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕪.𝕓𝕒𝕕𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕤𝕞𝕔.𝕔𝕠𝕞 𝕊𝕦𝕣𝕧𝕚𝕧𝕒𝕝 Large PvE map and lots of space!

    𝕊𝕜𝕪𝕓𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕜 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕄𝕠𝕣𝕖!! Choose between 5 gamemodes to get you started

    𝕁𝕠𝕚𝕟 𝕆𝕦𝕣 𝔻𝕚𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕣𝕕! https://discord.gg/w58pDZa

    play.badapplesmc.com

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  • HypariaMC

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    100% ADDICTIVE SKYBLOCKS & CREATIVE SERVER (1.9 – 1.14)!

    Ranks & upgrades buyable in game – Event every hour – Stable & highly developed economy – Regular updates – Exceptional islands of 416×416 – Skills – +200 Quests – Recoverable & upgradeable Spawners – Bosses – Void Chests – Exceptional plots of 512×512 – WorldEdit & VoxelSniper access – Voting rewards

    Join us today! – MC.HYPARIA.ORG

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  • Ubermc

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    🚀✨ Dive into the Ultimate Minecraft Universe at UberMc🌍🔥

    Hey Crafters! 🎮👋

    Ready for an EPIC adventure? Join UberMc.live and experience a world like no other! 🏰💫

    🌈 Why us?

    💎 Immersive gameplay🎉 Exciting events🤝 Friendly community🌟 Limitless creativity

    ⚔️ IP:ubermc.live/💬 Store: https://store.ubermc.live/

    Don’t miss out! Join now and become part of the UberMc legacy! 🚀🔥 #MinecraftMagic #JoinTheAdventure

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  • PlusCraft (KOREA)

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    [ KOREAN ]

    Enjoy the fun Mine Farm genre and various mini games freely! This is PlusCraft, a fun 24-hour mine farm/minigame server! Are you bored? Come to the fun and happy PlusCraft right now! We are waiting for you!

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    Enjoy the fun MineFarm(like SkyBlock) and MiniGames freely! Enjoyable 24-hour server, PlusCraft! Are you bored? Welcome to PlusCraft now! We wait for you! Enjoy the fun MineFarm and MiniGames freely! Enjoyable 24-hour server, PlusCraft! Are you bored? Welcome to PlusCraft now! We wait for you! The server is operated in the Republic of Korea. (South Korea) Thanks.

    Email: [email protected]

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  • Anomaly from Sweden Minecraft Server

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    Anomaly from Sweden Minecraft Server

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    Hello, guys

    This is Anomaly’s official Minecraft server.

    There are rules, do /rules. Have fun playing on server and donate to Anomaly. If you don’t know who Anomaly is. He is also called Anomalyxd and he plays csgo, checkout his YouTube channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcqsx0NjdN3Ng9Nd8VSOlXg he likes to open cases and play csgo.

    It doesn’t have a lot of plugins btw.

    This is the IP: 198.143.154.44 He mentioned it at twitch once.

    Play on the server, build stuff and make friends together.

    You can vote too, please vote!

    198.143.154.44

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  • Hotpvp

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    The hotpvp staff promises you the best possible server, with no lag and as few problems as possible, weekly events, free ranks, support from the staff.We want to increase the community to be as big as possible, but we can only do this with your help, vote for the server, play and join the team bot

    mc.hotpvp.club

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