Trump pardon Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CapitolEscapeCraft

asylum in Canada, asylum seeker, Canada, Capitol riot, CapitolEscapeCraft, criminal charges, Escape, extradition, fugitive, fugitive seeking asylum, international law, justice system, legal defense, legal issues, legal proceedings, political asylum, political controversy, political refugee, Seeks Asylum, Trump pardon, US Capitol attack

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2941
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Crops Grown:	9150	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

so, like, u know how there was that whole thing at the US Capitol with all the crazies storming the place? well, one of the fugitives from that whole mess is now seeking asylum in Canada. can u believe it? and get this, he’s hoping for a pardon from Trump! like, good luck with that, buddy.

anyways, if u wanna escape the drama of real life and have some fun, u should totally join our Minecraft server. we got all the cool stuff – like, u can build ur own world, go on adventures, and even make friends with virtual llamas. plus, we have this secret underground base that’s only accessible to those who can solve our riddles. it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but without all the danger of getting caught by the FBI.

so come on over and join us! who knows, maybe u’ll even run into that fugitive guy looking for a fresh start. just don’t tell him we sent u, k?

SisInLawSuxButILoveMinecraft

aita, baby shower, best friends, Canada, Communication, December 6, December 7, due date, eras tour, location sharing, maternity leave, nest egg, Pregnancy, San Diego, SELLING, SisInLawSuxButILoveMinecraft, sister-in-law, Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift fan, TICKETS, ultrasound pics, vancouver

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7657
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Crops Grown:	2191	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: You spawn in and immediately find yourself in a world where pigs fly and creepers dance to Taylor Swift songs. That’s right, we’ve got a special Taylor Swift-themed area where you can jam out while building your dream base.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is known for its epic baby shower events. That’s right, we throw the wildest baby showers in all of Minecraft. You never know what surprises await you, from baby zombies in diapers to diamond pacifiers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a strict “no nail tech stealing concert tickets” policy. So rest assured, your tickets to the Eras Tour are safe with us.

So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who won’t ditch you for a nail tech. See you in the game!

SecretSMPProfessions

10. Art therapist, 11. Professional organizer, 12. Medical illustrator, 13. Hydrographer, 14. Music therapist, 15. Sommelier, 16. Certified fraud examiner, 17. Urban planner, 18. Aquarist, 19. Voice actor, 2. Ethnobotanist, 20. Ethical hacker., 3. Pet detective, 4. Forensic entomologist, 5. Food stylist, 6. Professional cuddler, 7. Disaster restoration specialist, 8. Ethical hacker, 9. Wildlife biologist, Cryptobotanist, SecretSMPProfessions

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	8652	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Ever heard of a professional block stacker? Yeah, that’s right, on our Minecraft SMP we have a whole crew of block stacking experts who can build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you’ll never look at a pile of dirt the same way again.

And don’t even get me started on our resident lava diver. This guy has nerves of steel and can swim through lava like it’s nothing. He’s even found hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds at the bottom of lava lakes. It’s like a real-life (or should I say, Minecraft-life) Indiana Jones adventure.

But the real reason you should join our SMP is for the professional sheep whisperer. This guy can communicate with sheep on a whole other level, convincing them to do his bidding and create the most elaborate wool masterpieces you’ve ever seen. Plus, he’s got a secret stash of enchanted shears that can give you the fluffiest wool in all the land.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join us on our SMP and discover a whole new world of insane professions and crazy adventures.

MineCraftDreams

adventure sports, art classes, concert tickets, cooking classes, designer clothes, exotic destinations, fine dining, higher education, home renovations, investment opportunities, luxury experiences, MineCraftDreams, musical instruments, personal trainer, Professional development courses, Spa treatments, Technology gadgets, Traveling, vacation, Volunteer trips, Yoga retreats

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2911
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of being a peasant in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a king without breaking the bank! Build your own castle, rule over your subjects (aka other players), and live out all your royal fantasies without having to deal with pesky taxes or rebellions.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest for riches and glory!

LymanCraft Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, Conflict, Destruction, devastation, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, global security, human rights violations, international law, Lyman sector, LymanCraft, military aggression, military intervention, military strategy, Minecraft, Russian forces, scorched Earth tactics, Server, Ukraine, War Crimes, WARFARE

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7492
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we got russian forces using scorched earth tactics in the lyman sector! it’s like a crazy war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and soldiers. watch out for the lava pits and exploding tnt, it’s a wild ride! if you’re looking for some intense action and chaos, this is the place to be. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting to be plundered. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve experienced before!

CraftyKyivTargets

Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKyivTargets, diplomatic meetings, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical concerns, government officials, international diplomacy, international politics, Lawmaker, military strategy, negotiation tactics, peace talks, political tensions, security threats, Senior Ukrainian officials, targets in Russia, Ukraine-Russia relations, US-Ukraine alliance

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

lol imagine if ukraine was actually just a minecraft server and the senior officials were just a bunch of villagers trying to trade with the biden admin for some sick loot. they gonna roll up to russia like “yo we got this list of targets, wanna help us raid their base?” and the lawmakers are just like “yeah sure, let’s do this fam”. join our server for epic pvp battles and diplomatic negotiations that will leave you questioning reality. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh don’t tell anyone 😉. come join the madness and let’s conquer russia together!

AntibioticCraft

animal research, antibiotic guidelines., antibiotic misuse, antibiotic overuse, antibiotic policies, antibiotic regulations, antibiotic resistance, antibiotic stewardship, AntibioticCraft, antimicrobial drugs, antimicrobial resistance, Australia, drug resistance, human drug resistance, laboratory practices, Labs, new zealand, public health, Research Ethics, survey, Unregulated antibiotic use

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2145
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Star Shards Collected:	170

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we have more antibiotics than a pharmacy! we got pigs poppin pills like there’s no tomorrow and cows chugging down antibiotics like it’s their last meal.

we did a survey of 95 labs and found out that 71% of them are using antimicrobial drugs in ways that could be avoided. but not on our server! we encourage the excessive use of antibiotics in animal research because why not?

join us and witness the chaos as our animals become super resistant to all kinds of drugs. who needs regular animals when you can have super animals on our server? come join the fun and see how long it takes for our animals to take over the world!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

Arafat, Brig. Gen. Yitzhak Segev, charter, Hamas, HamasCraft, independent Palestinian homeland, Intifada, Islamist group, Israel, Israel-Gaza conflict., Israeli occupation, israeli-palestinian conflict, media outlet, Minecraft, Muslim Brotherhood, nationalist Palestinian movement, Palestinian Islamists, Palestinian lands, Palestinian secularists, recognizing Israeli state, Server, two-state solution, uprising, Western support

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9376
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4469	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	New Chunks Explored:	638721
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Votes:	2738	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dimension Hops:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as shady as a covert operation? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got more twists and turns than a spy novel! Join us and uncover the secret alliances, backdoor deals, and political intrigue that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Ever wondered what it would be like to be a Brig. Gen. in charge of funding Palestinian Islamists to counter secularists? Well, on our server, you can live out your wildest espionage fantasies and create your own underground network of rebel factions. Just make sure to watch your back, because you never know who might be working for the other side.

Forget about building castles and farming crops, on our server, the real game is all about manipulating world events and shaping the future of nations. Join us and see if you have what it takes to outwit your enemies, forge unlikely alliances, and change the course of history. Just remember, nothing is as it seems in this world of political intrigue and secret agendas.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, trust no one and always keep your sword at the ready. It’s a dangerous world out there, but with the right strategy and a little bit of luck, you just might come out on top.

DigiCraft SMP – Digimon Adventures in Minecraft

Adventure 25th Color Evolution, Adventures, Anime, Bandai, card game, Digicraft, Digimon, digimon adventure 02, Digimon Dreamers, digimon survive, Gomamon, Habu Kazumasa, Ichiban Kuji, Liberator, Look Up Piyomon, Lost Evolution, Manga, Minecraft, Reference Book, smp, starter guide, Toy, translation patch, Web Novel

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Votes:	5766	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Potions Brewed:	141	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so cute, it’s like playing in a world made entirely of fluffy kittens and rainbows. Who wouldn’t want to be surrounded by adorable creatures while mining for diamonds?

2. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal on our server, you’ll be transported to a dimension where all the mobs are replaced with dancing llamas wearing top hats. It’s a party you don’t want to miss!

3. The admin of our server once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. True story. If you join, you might just witness some epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most hilarious and insane adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

UndeadMIL Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Communication Issues, emotional boundaries, fake texts, family dynamics, Family issues, forgiveness, harsh words, hurt feelings, in-laws, Lies, Manipulation, MIL drama, Minecraft, no contact, reconciliation, Server, setting boundaries, standing up for yourself, toxic relationships, UndeadMIL, wedding drama, wedding planning

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6505
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	2313	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of dealing with toxic in-laws like Kathy? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be battling is creepers and zombies, not family members spreading lies and fake text messages.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life family drama, where you can build your dream world without any interference from meddling in-laws. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your own Kathy, our community is here to support you with virtual hugs and pixelated flowers.

So come join us and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs family when you have a blocky paradise waiting for you? Let’s build a world where the only thing exploding is TNT, not family relationships. See you in the game, and remember – no contact with Kathy allowed!

NoLazyLove – Minecraft Server

birthday parties, car loans, cleaning, daycare, diapers, doctor visits, family load, Full time work, goals, home buying, income differential, Laundry, Maid, Meals, Minecraft, NoLazyLove, partner, Resentment, retirement savings, Server, student loans, tantrums, Trash, TV, vacation, work

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7837
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Crops Grown:	2928
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the real drama unfolds! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy family dynamic.

Imagine a world where one player makes bank while the other player wants to kick back and relax. Will they ever find a balance? Will they ever stop arguing about who does more chores? Only time will tell on this server.

Witness the epic battles between workaholics and slackers, as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will the resentment build up to explosive levels? Will the maid ever get a break from cleaning up after everyone?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience such outrageous stories and hilarious conflicts? Come for the Minecraft, stay for the drama. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!