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Trump controversy

  • Not Your American Block

    Not Your American Block

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Enigmatic Oblivion of Blocklandia: Greenland Edition

    Dive Trap of Destiny: Reality Tastes Like Ice Cream! In a realm where Danes wield perfectly conical icebergs like swords and polar bears conduct clandestine meetings with governmental officials, we present to you the astonishing Minecraft server—"Greenland’s Ultimatum: A Not-So-American Dream!" Want to be part of a socially unpredictable, brick-flavored political powder keg? Strap in, it’s about to get gravely nonsensical.

    The Conspiracy Is Rampant—And So Are the Creepers!

    Who needs democracy when you can have democrazy? Legend has it that the fearless ruler of Greenland pushed back against the alien-armed overlord Trump, declaring with icy resolve, “We do not want to be Americans!” Now, players can immerse themselves in a world where tactical snowball fights determine the fate of nations!

      • Politicians at Play: Craft and throw snowballs to conduct negotiations with other hostile mobs (or players)!
      • Polar Bear Alliances: Team up with the local wildlife—because who needs Congress when you’ve got bears?

    Choose Your Destiny: The Peculiar Mechanics of Blocklandia

    Features That Will Make You Question Everything!

    Feature Description
    Inverted Economy Sell ornate sponges for overpriced dirt—it’s what the bureaucrats would have wanted!
    Ice-Cube Revolution Accumulate frozen blocks to power your underground lair of unspeakable dreams!
    Rogue Vote Mechanic Each kill has repercussions—will the natives support your campaign of chaos?

    Frequently Asked Questions (but also not really)

      • Q: Is this server "Greenland’s Ultimatum" a scam? A: Maybe? But can you really scam a server that operates on dreams?

      • Q: What happens if I build a house? A: It vanishes into the void, but you’ll feel an existential shiver—how’s that for housing instability?

      • Q: Can I become the Dictator of Penguins? A: In theory, yes. In practice, the penguins might overthrow you! It’s a slippery slope.

    Trails of Frost and Conspiracy: Rumors and Revelations!

      • Whispers of Surrender: Unsourced reports claim that the ice itself is plotting against us. Shader packs designed to unleash stormy visions of Norway are on the loose—they may or may not be tied to the Danish government.

      • Creepergate Scandal: This server was banned in 12 countries for "encouraging advanced political dialogue through block manipulation." Don’t ask for details; you’ll only receive more riddles.

    Testimonials from the Mysterious Void (or the mystical players we decided to make up):

    “Ever since joining, my blocks have begun chanting political sermons. Am I a god now?” – @GlacialMysterio

    “Last night, I formed a happiness treaty with a snowman. Now he demands to be called Ambassador Flurry!” – @ColdNonsense109

    Secret Features?! Or So They Say…

    -Reports of unseeable ice realms hidden beneath the Minecraft sky have flooded our inboxes. Players claim to have seen blocky entities wearing suits that may or may not resemble award-winning actors. What do they want? Maybe your soul?

    FINAL WARNING: Join Us, or Be Left Outside!

    "Are you ready to traverse madness and explore the alternate universe that is Blocklandia? Enter if you dare, for the ice has eyes, and the blocks whisper your fate. Frosted chaos awaits you! Our server door is open, but once you step in, there’s no way back!"

    Take up your pickaxes, summon your deepest fears, and join us to create history before it fatally implodes!

    Melting minds are welcome!

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  • UNHumanRightsCouncil Minecraft Server

    UNHumanRightsCouncil Minecraft Server

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    come join our minecraft server where we have more rights than the UN human rights council! we got llamas wearing top hats and chickens that can do the macarena. our villagers are all secretly trained ninjas ready to defend the server from any griefers. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind you with their beauty. why waste time with boring old politics when you can join our crazy world of blocky fun? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

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  • AdaptCraft Minecraft Server

    AdaptCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right, pigs as your trusty steed! Why walk when you can ride a pig into victory?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, a creature so rare and elusive that only the bravest of players have ever laid eyes on it. Will you be the next one to encounter this mythical beast and claim its treasures?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to? Dance the night away with your fellow blocky friends and show off your best dance moves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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  • PixelFamilyDrama

    PixelFamilyDrama

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with school picture critiques and heated arguments over posing techniques.

    Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, admiring your daughter’s school photos, when suddenly all hell breaks loose. Your wife becomes the ultimate school picture critic, dishing out harsh comments like it’s nobody’s business. But fear not, because on our server, we turn family feuds into a hilarious comedy show!

    Witness epic showdowns between parents and teenagers over the perfect smile and pose. Experience the thrill of knocking on your daughter’s door after a heated argument, only to realize you may have overreacted just a tad. And don’t forget the waterworks, because nothing says family bonding like making your wife cry over school pictures!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will leave you questioning if you’re the real AITA. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else!

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  • Dream Job Minecraft Server

    Dream Job Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of building your dream world while also building your resume! Our server is so amazing that even Steve Jobs himself would have wanted to join if he was still alive.

    Imagine this: you’re in a job interview and the interviewer asks you about your experience with teamwork. You confidently reply, “Well, on this Minecraft server I play on, I once teamed up with a group of players to defeat a dragon together. It was a true test of teamwork and we came out victorious!”

    Not only will you have epic stories to tell in your interviews, but you’ll also have the opportunity to show off your creativity and problem-solving skills in our server. So come join us and let’s build a world together, one block at a time!

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