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  • Crafting ZelenSkys!

    Crafting ZelenSkys!

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    The Great Endgame: Zelensky vs. The Blockheads

    Imagine, if you will, a pixelated battlefield unfolding in a realm where approval ratings fuel the skies, and the clash of heroes shakes the very foundation of the ground beneath you. Welcome to The Great Endgame, where Zelensky—or the mystical Zelblocki, as he’s known in this land—stands valiantly against the blocky forces of chaos, led by none other than TRUMP-ocalypse. Join us now, or forever rot in a pit of passive mobs!


    The Fabric of Reality: What’s Really Going On?

    Did you feel that tremor? Was it the last update? Or just a collective sigh of political resignation echoing from the Nether? The latest polls claim a defiant 68% approval of our pixelated leader, Zelblocki, but how? With every swing of his enchanted sword, does he change the destiny of Cubicadia, or is it the Trump Tower of Obfuscation, looming ominously, casting shadows of doubt?

    Welcome to a place where loyalty is but a block in a vast, ever-shifting world! The villagers whisper, “Did you hear? The alliances are shifting like sand through a dispensar!”


    Features that Defy Logic (But Not Gravity)

    FeatureDescription
    Dismemberment-o-MancyReal-time ratings adjustment every time you mine coal!
    Pixelated Political CampaignsAdvertise your platform with crafted banners and assassination plots!
    Craftable ConspiraciesCombine ink and rotten flesh for instant disinformation!
    Looming TyrannyA server-wide emoji system that morphs local Minecraft mayors into despots at dusk!

    Testimonials from the Mined and Dismayed

    “I never wanted to build a wall, but now I’m under construction. Please send help.” – u/NotDepressedJustMining

    “Honestly, I think the Enderman is a metaphor for my existential dread.” – u/JustAFencePost


    The Underground† Truth

    What if I told you this server was banned in 12 countries? But why? The answer remains obscured in the mists of the End, weaving between the silent cries of those who dared to challenge Zelblocki’s divine reign. They say it’s because of the Lies of The Ledger, a diabolical book that reveals too much—yet never enough.


    Secret Features: What Lies Beneath the Bedrock?

    • Encounter mysterious villager cults selling potions of disillusionment.
    • Use the Zelblockian pickaxe that has a rumored “magical” property: it speaks and tells only half-truths!
    • Engage in the once-in-a-lifetime Collapse of Time event where yesterday became today and tomorrow is indefinitely postponed.

    FAQ: The Questions You Never Asked (Because They Don’t Matter)

    Q: Can I trust Zelblocki? A: Trust is a relative block. Relative to where you placed your last spawn point.

    Q: What’s the server’s real purpose? A: Is there a purpose, or are we all mere conjurings of a fragment of someone’s imagination?

    Q: How do I join this server? A: Join now or face the unending consequences of indecision! (It may involve falling into the Void… repeatedly.)


    Final Call: Take the Leap!

    Will you step into this chaos? Will you embrace the nonsensical duality of Zelensky’s rising approval in a world filled with existential dread? Only the bravest (or most absurdly curious) will find their way through the cobwebbed paths of the Great Endgame. Don your diamond armor, sharpen your enchanted sword, and prepare to question everything you know about politics, block-building, and the very essence of reality itself.

    No refunds on sanity or reasoning. Come and join the descent into the beautifully bizarre!

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  • Astro MC Network

    Astro MC Network

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    There is Survival and BoxPVP The rules are the following: 1. You cannot use hacks/exploits. 2. Flood and spam are reasons for mute/ban. 3. Taps are prohibited on the Minecraft Survival server. 4. It is prohibited to pass the IP of another server either through Discord or through Minecraft chat. 5. Don’t ask for free ranges. 6. Do not disturb/insult the owners. 7. Do not discriminate under any context, such as practicing racism/xenophobia. You can play with your friends, meet new players, have fun, etc… We are waiting for you!

    astromc.lat:25621

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  • The Complicated Vanilla SMP server 1.21.1

    The Complicated Vanilla SMP server 1.21.1

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    Simple SMP Minecraft Server

    Server IPsimplesmp.org
    Discordhttps://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

    Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey. Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

    Server Features

    • Uses minimal plugins for simplicity
    • No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world
    • No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking
    • No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive
    • Over eight years in operation, making it one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers

    FAQ

    QuestionAnswer
    Are there any specific rules on the server?Simple SMP has minimal rules and encourages players to play in a way that makes them happy. As long as you’re respectful to others, you’re good to go!
    Can I use mods or cheats on the server?Simple SMP is a vanilla server, so using mods or cheats that modify gameplay is not allowed. However, aesthetic mods that do not affect gameplay are usually fine.
    Is there a limit to how long I can play on the server?There are no time limits on how long you can play on Simple SMP. Feel free to explore and build to your heart’s content.

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  • BlockCraft – Epic Adventure Minecraft Server

    BlockCraft – Epic Adventure Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. General, where we take our love for Mario to the next level! Join us on this wild Paisano journey as we discuss everything MARIO! Need a reason to join? Well, our server is so lit that even Bowser wants in on the action! We’ve got Mario news and releases that will make your head spin faster than a Super Star power-up.

    In fact, we’ve got exclusive insider info that Luigi’s Mansion 2 HD is actually a secret portal to the Mushroom Kingdom! And did you know that playing Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door unlocks hidden warp pipes in real life? It’s true, I swear!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Princess Peach herself has been known to drop by for a game of Super Mario Party Jamboree. And rumor has it that Mario & Luigi: Brothership is actually a documentary about their secret lives as plumbers by day, heroes by night.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure through the world of Mario where anything is possible, even riding Yoshi through a rainbow road while wearing a Tanooki suit! It’s-a me, Mario, and I approve this message! Let’s-a go!

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  • steals your gallons Minecraft SMP

    steals your gallons Minecraft SMP

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    Hey there, do you like Minecraft but wish it was more chaotic and unpredictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

    We have a thriving community of players who are always up to some shenanigans. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a llama racing league? Why not! Oh, and did we mention that we have a secret underground society of players who steal gallons of milk from unsuspecting farmers? It’s all in good fun, right?

    So come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just be prepared to have your gallons stolen at any moment!

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  • MOH DramaCraft

    MOH DramaCraft

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    Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build and create without any step-sibling drama? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world without any family feuds!

    Join now and build your own virtual family with your bio sister, step sister, and step siblings who actually get along! No more angry dads sending you paragraphs about speeches, just pure Minecraft fun!

    Create your own speech in Minecraft and make sure to include all 4 sisters this time, even if they only log on once a year! Who knows, maybe they’ll enjoy it more in the virtual world than in real life.

    So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with your new virtual siblings who won’t get mad at you for forgetting to mention them in a speech!

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  • LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP

    LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP

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    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience love like never before!

    Join our server and you might just find yourself in a wild love triangle with two creepers fighting over your affections. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a village full of villagers who are all desperately trying to win your heart with gifts of emeralds and potatoes.

    But be warned, love on our server can be a dangerous game. You might find yourself in a heated PvP battle with another player over who gets to take you on a virtual date to the Nether. Or perhaps you’ll have to navigate a treacherous parkour course to prove your love to your in-game crush.

    So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft love life to the next level, join our server today and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures that you’ll never forget!

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  • KinkyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

    KinkyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

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    Are you ready to experience the kinkiest Minecraft server of all time? Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous adventures and naughty surprises around every corner. Our server is so wild, even the pigs are blushing! From secret underground dungeons to risqué role-playing scenarios, you never know what you’ll stumble upon next. So grab your pixelated handcuffs and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us if you dare, but be warned – things are about to get steamy!

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  • KyivNightRecruiters

    KyivNightRecruiters

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    join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian recruiters are not looking for men for conscription, but for players to join their army of blocky warriors!

    imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with a team of hardcore ukrainian soldiers who are experts in pvp and building epic fortresses.

    plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual babushka to keep you company while you mine for diamonds and explore the vast world of our server.

    so what are you waiting for? join us and become part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

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  • Real Life NPC Server

    Real Life NPC Server

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    yo, u ever think bout how we could be living in a world full of real life NPC’s and we just don’t even know it? like, what if the dude who sells bread at the corner store is actually just a computer program? mind = blown, amirite?

    well, if u wanna dive deep into this crazy conspiracy theory, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we got NPCs that are so realistic, u won’t even be able to tell the diff between them and real players. it’s like living in the matrix, but with creepers and pigs instead of agent smith.

    plus, we got this secret quest where u gotta find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. legend has it, whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate minecraft master and rule over all the lands. but be warned, the sword is guarded by a dragon so fierce, it makes the ender dragon look like a baby chicken.

    so come join us on our server and uncover the truth about the world we live in. who knows, maybe u’ll discover that u were an NPC all along. or maybe u’ll just have a blast building stuff and fighting monsters. either way, it’s gonna be epic.

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  • Angry Dems Crafty Tweets

    Angry Dems Crafty Tweets

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    lol join our epic minecraft server where the players are so lit they make the lava jealous. we got female candidates expressing more anger than a creeper who just got blown up by a skeleton. democratic vibes are strong here, turning frustration into a political tool like using a diamond sword to defeat the ender dragon. come join the fun and let’s build a world crazier than a sheep wearing a top hat. #minecraftgoals #angrydemocrats #creeperexplosions

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