Trump Annexation Threats MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Blocky Border Brawl 2024

political speculation, Trump geopolitical strategy, Mexico-US relations, influence of rhetoric in politics, Trump threats to neighbors

🎮 Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever stumble upon! 🎮

Ever dream of mining blocks in a world where President Trump is plotting to annex Canada, Mexico, AND Greenland? Well, buckle up because this server is packed with more outrageousness than a pig on a unicycle!

Why join us? Here are just a few wild reasons:

Canada’s Maple Squrriel Capitals: Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find the legendary Maple Squrriel Fortress, where you can negotiate peace treaties with capitalist beavers and download recipes for the world’s best syrup – made from blocky sap, of course!
Mexico’s Spicy PVP Fiesta: Join the epic Taco Terror war games! Defend your base against marauding llamas who think they can steal your precious enchilada resources. You may even find ancient tacos that grant you the power of unlimited spicy guacamole!
Greenland’s Ice Monster Showdowns: Did you know Greenland is actually the headquarters for the Ice Monster Council? Team up with penguins in diamond armor to take down rogue ice golems that are planning to melt and flood your creations.
Presidential Building Battles: Every week, help build a replica of an outlandish presidential retreat where everything is made out of cake! Make sure to bring your finest enchanted frosting swords for epic cake-fights.
International Relations in the Nether: Ever wanted to negotiate peace using only pork chops and enchanted potions? Our Nether portal takes you straight to the realm where they’re holding the most ridiculous peace talks between endermen and mooshrooms. Spoiler alert: it’s chaos!
Bizarre Trade or Die: Trade rare ores for votes! That’s right, every block you mine will earn you “Political Points” for a chance to push outrageous server policies, like making it illegal to move without crafting roller skates!
A Creeper’s World Domination: Help defend against an uprising of sentient Creepers who just want to threaten aggressive negotiations. Only with your help can they learn the art of diplomacy (and the consequences of exploding at allies)!

So gear up for the absolute zaniest adventure of your Minecraft life! Join us now, before the llamas take over and you miss out on your chance to become a legendary builder of outrageous myths! ⚔️🍕🏰

RegretCraft: Insomnia Edition

sleepless nights, RegretCraft, emotional baggage, regrets in life, self-forgiveness

Are you tired of carrying around the burden of your biggest regret like a backpack full of anvils? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to help you forget all about it! Join us and let our pixelated world whisk you away to a land of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures.

Imagine a place where your biggest regret is transformed into a cute little blocky pig that follows you around, reminding you that life is too short to dwell on the past. Build a giant monument to your regret and then blow it up with a TNT cannon, because why not?

Our server is like therapy, but with creepers and diamond swords. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and leave your regrets behind in a cloud of pixelated smoke.

BrigadeCraft Minecraft Server

Combat, Ukraine, Minecraft, Geopolitics, Modernization

haha ukraine be like “let’s get ready for battle in 2025” like they know what’s gonna happen in 4 years lmao. but guess what? our minecraft server is already prepared for the ultimate battle of the century! join us and be part of the most epic mechanized brigades ever seen in the virtual world. we got tanks, we got helicopters, we even got flying pigs armed with laser beams! who needs ukraine when you can conquer the minecraft world with us? come join now and show them who’s boss!

Durov’s Crafty Kremlin-Killa

Founder, KremlinKilla, app, Crafty, Durovs

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base inspired by the Kremlin! we got russian spies, french baguettes, and a crazy dude named Durov who will warn you if you try to intimidate him! join now for a chance to be a part of our international espionage adventures and build your own secret base to hide from the authorities! trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

PharmaFishRewiredMC

fish reproduction, altering behaviour, reproductive traits, life history, fish behaviour

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit, even da fish in da game be gettin affected by da antidepressant pollution! yea, u heard me right, da fish be actin all cray cray cuz of dem pharmaceutical pollutants!

imagine u swimmin in da ocean in minecraft and u see a fish doin backflips and breakdancin cuz it been exposed to dem drugs! it’s a whole new level of entertainment, i tell ya!

join dis server and witness da wackiest fish behaviour u ever seen in ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it! plus, u can build ur own underwater drugstore for da fish to get their fix, it’s a win-win situation!

so come on, what u waitin for? join dis server and experience da madness for urself! it’s gonna be a ride u won’t forget, dat’s for sure!

torcraft: where semi-anarchy meets vanilla, like a chaotic ice cream sundae!

HACKING, Version, Reset, Vanilla, find out

torcraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Details	Information
IP	torcraft.org
Server Version	1.20.6
Host Location	Europe
Commands	Use /help to find out
Website	https://torcraft.org/
Discord	https://discord.torcraft.org/

FAQ

1. What type of server is torcraft?

torcraft is a semi-anarchy, high-tps Minecraft server where hacking and doxxing are not allowed.

2. Will the map ever be reset?

No, the map will never be reset.

3. Is there a queue to join the server?

No, there is no queue on torcraft.

4. How can I find out more commands on the server?

Use the command /help to find out more commands available on the server.

JewCraft Minecraft Server

Carthaginian empire, Jewish faith, Jewish perspective, religious beliefs, Jewish history

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for players who want to experience the chaos of the Carthaginian empire prevailing in the Punic Wars! Join us and battle it out in epic PvP matches where you can ride elephants into battle and unleash your inner Hannibal. Plus, we have special quests where you can uncover ancient artifacts and unlock secret powers that will make you unstoppable. So why wait? Join our server now and rewrite history in the most hilarious way possible!

SassySMPQueen – The Minecraft SMP Meanie

Redemption, Reflection, smp, Behavior, personal growth

Welcome to the most chaotic and dysfunctional Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of being a decent human being and want to embrace your inner jerk? Look no further, because on this server, we encourage you to be mean and rude to everyone you meet!

Join us if you enjoy making people cry, stealing from your loved ones, and just generally being a terrible person. Our community thrives on drama and betrayal, so if you’re looking for a place to unleash your inner dick, this is the server for you!

But don’t worry, we’re all in this together. We’ll support you in your quest to be the biggest jerk you can be, and maybe, just maybe, you’ll learn something about yourself along the way. So come on, join us and let’s spread chaos and mayhem in the world of Minecraft!

WeddingDrama Minecraft Server

Loss, Wedding, acceptance, family, ENGAGEMENT

Are you tired of family drama and awkward situations? Then join our Minecraft server for a break from reality! Our server is a safe space where you can escape from all the wedding planning and step-family drama. Build your dream world and forget about forced smiles and fake happiness.

On our server, you can create a world where your mom is still with you and your dad isn’t marrying someone new. You can build a virtual paradise where you never have to deal with step-siblings or awkward family dynamics.

Join now and let your imagination run wild! Who needs a step-mom when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s build a world where you can be happy without all the drama. See you in the game, where family drama doesn’t exist!

KidRageCraft

relationships, quality time, OFFENDED, condescending, Dogs

Are you tired of spending time with annoying toddlers who just won’t stop talking and crying? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only crying you’ll hear is from players who can’t handle the epic builds and intense battles!

Forget about embarrassing car rides and public meltdowns, on our server, you can explore vast worlds and build magnificent structures without any whiny toddlers in sight. Plus, if you ever feel like ignoring someone, just turn off your chat – problem solved!

Join us now and experience the joy of Minecraft without the hassle of dealing with spoiled children. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures that will leave you wanting more? See you in the game, where the only tears shed are tears of joy!