Trump and Ukraine Minecraft Servers

Trump and Ukraine

  • PettyPixelPunditPalooza

    PettyPixelPunditPalooza

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Blocky Blackhole of Political Petty-Larceny: Join Us Now!

    Welcome, Brave Souls!

    In a realm stitched together from fragmented pixels and political angst, why not plunge into our Minecraft server where the very fabric of reality is woven with threads of deceit, absurdity, and ulterior motives? What better way to escape the shackles of serious diplomacy than crafting gruesome castles while dodging the inevitable intrigue of fallen world powers?! Our server is not just a platform; it’s a mythical landscape where every block holds a tale of corruption and chaos, mirroring the fate of nations!

    Server Features (or Maybe Just Paranoia)

    Block Type Effect Conspiratorial Insight
    Bedrock of Betrayal Immovable Reality The only thing stronger than this block is your conviction.
    TNT of Tension Explosive Politics Blast away your frustrations—or your neighbors.
    Enchanted Golden Apple Health & Madness Only the deluded believe these actually exist!
    Creeper of Conspiracy Surprise Attacks Trust no one; their intentions may be worse than their explosions.

    The Lore of the Server: Tales of the Pathetic & the Petty

    Whisperings among the wise—or were they the bewildered?—speak of a former leader who dreamt of dismantling entire armies with the flick of a wrist. But behold, his pulse faltered at the hands of a wraith from the east, scornful cries of "pathetic" ringing in the ether like an ominous chorus. Is this a reflection of what lurks in the dark corners of our server, or merely a reflection of our leader’s misguided ambition? Only the brave explore the sordid depths of this realm.

    Player Testimonials: The Unhinged Truths

    “Joining this server feels like inhaling raw chaos—deliciously unsettling!” – a self-proclaimed Blockhead from the South

    “I tried building a wall, and it crumbled as fast as the last political alliance—I swear, it wasn’t my fault!” – Fully Broken

    “This server should be banned in every country, but it’s too late; I’ve already pledged my soul!” – Anonymous Secretor


    In-Game Warnings: DO NOT READ THIS

    Be warned: traversing these pixelated landscapes may awaken forces you cannot comprehend. Shadows conspiring against themselves can manifest at any moment! Remember, every time you drop a block, you add to the labyrinth of nonsense that engulfs the meta-game of reality. Collect diamonds cautiously; they might just be a government surveillance scheme. You have been warned!

    Secret Features: Surreal Unveilings

    What lies beneath is not mere stone and soil, but echoes of espionage! When you unearthed that diamond, did you hear the laughter of spies? Unlock the Mysterious Chicken Hatch—rumored to cluck the names of the disloyal and the dumbfounded. Or perhaps The Hall of Unending Petty Complaints, where you can add your grievances about service during the last update!


    Join the Madness!

    Dare you break free from your stark reality? Come craft your legacy within the shadowy crevices of our left-handed server. The blocks await your touch, but beware—what you build may come back to haunt you in ways you cannot foresee! Subscribe to the chaos; we might even send you a Mystery Chest straight from the underbelly of the conspiracy!

    This is not just a server; it’s your new volatile existence. Will you embrace the insanity, or will you let others weave your path? The answer lies within—crafted, chaotic, and beautifully absurd.

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  • Crafty Allies: Zelenskyy Showdown!

    Crafty Allies: Zelenskyy Showdown!

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    Welcome to the Blocknado: Zelensky’s Fall Server!

    Prepare your minds. Prepare your blocks. Prepare for chaos. This isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a dimension where political intrigue smashes into cube-based creativity, where your crafted world is the battlefield of cartoonish chaos and tangential gossip!!

    🔺 The Foundations are RUMBLING! 🔺 Rumor has it that deep in the server’s glowstone caverns, allies of The Unnamed Formerly Powerful (we don’t say his name here because even whispering it makes the Creepers chuckle) are scheming with elusive blocky clones of Zelenskyy’s opponents. Why? To build a tower so high it could reach the pixelated heavens and trigger a crafting war unlike any before.

    🔍 Features: The Features Are Absolutely Unhinged! 🔍

    Mystical Wonders Consequential Chaos
    🌪️ The Unnamed Portal: Step in and be hurled into a world where Redstone flows backward and logic is subjective! ☣️ Tormented Taverns: Every drink is 50% potion, 50% conspiracy theory! Could the villagers be in on it?
    🧙‍♂️ Endless Political Debate Arena: Fight with fish (because fish are the only weapons of truth) to determine your allegiance in this pixelated political maelstrom. 🤖 Conspiracy Campfires: Share your dreams about block-based nations, and witness NPCs nod sagely as they offer you trippy advice.
    🎭 NPCs with Attitudes: Encounter characters who definitely were not designed to sell you carrots but instead rant about their last meeting with an ex-world leader. 🌌 The Great Build Wars Stub: Knock down an entire city built by the opposing faction and find out if dreams truly die in the pixel void.

    💥 Testimonials or Puzzling Non-Sequiturs 💥

    "I joined thinking I was crafting a house, and now I’m questioning the very fabric of this voxel universe. Was Trump ALWAYS a block?" – Username: BlockYourReality

    “There’s a pig wearing a suit arguing with a cow about trade wars. I feel enlightened and confused.” – User: MilkIt

    🚨 Warning! The Secrets Only We Know: 🚨

      • This server was allegedly banned in 12 countries for “exceeding the chaos threshold.”
      • Rumor has it that half of the admins are actually just sentient Redstone repeaters with agendas unknown.
      • There’s a lingering legend of the “Hidden Fortress,” a place where players have mysteriously vanished—into the Truly Uncraftable Dimension (but who really knows?).

    ❓ Frequently Asked Questions or Just Confusing Riffs? ❓

    Q: Is this server a satire of real world politics? A: Think of it as a non-linear hypertext story where your blocks laugh at your decisions!

    Q: How do I join? A: Just hold a diamond, face north, and scream "Zelenskyy" three times. Or just click the link. It’s probably in your browser history anyway.

    Join the Blocknado: Zelensky’s Fall Server—if you dare!

    Dive into disillusionment and enlightenment as you craft, fight, and debate the inner workings of a block-based political frenzy that nobody asked for but everyone secretly needs!

    Will you rise as the ultimate power wielding both blocks and memes, or succumb to the absurdity of your pixelated reality? Remember, once you join, your sanity is not prone to restore!

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  • ShootCraft

    ShootCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to ShootCraft!

    To join go to mc.demonicangelcraft.net and run /server shootCraft

    The server is still having new things added to it!!!!!!

    mc.blizzardcraft.net

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  • Foxeh.eu

    Foxeh.eu

    New Minecraft Servers

    Just another survival server :D, we have: -Friendly Staff -Good Community -24/7 -No Lagg Make sure to check us out, we’ll be sure to welcome you 🙂

    151.80.78.104

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  • Frequencymc

    Frequencymc

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to FrequencyMC!

    Soup PvP | Abilities, kits, events, and more!

    Challenges | Boat Clutches, MLG’s and more!

    Practice | Events, Competative, and more!

    Survival | Play Minecraft 1.20 survival with a friendly community!

    topg.frequencymc.cc

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  • Galath | Relaxing Survival

    Galath | Relaxing Survival

    New Minecraft Servers

    Galath is a casual nonprofit SMP server with a realistic economy! We are a small community of dedicated players that enjoy the aspects of casual gaming but with some realistic aspects. On Galath you can create towns, claim them, rent sections of your land, create stores and compete with other players for prices, accept career paths, and much more! Our ranks do not go for real money- they are unlocked with rank points, obtained with votes!

    We hope to see you on Galath! IP -> 192.95.18.143

    192.95.18.143:25573

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  • Eldercraft

    Eldercraft

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    Hi everyone! Ever wanted to play on the Hermitcraft server? This is probably the closest you can get. Eldercraft is now accepting new applicants for a new season on the server. The Eldercraft server is all about finding some like-minded members to join our vanilla Minecraft world. Our goal is to meet new people, collaborate on new projects and hopefully make some friends in the process, just like on the Hermitcraft server. We hope to make a close community of active players, each with their own specialities and abilities. Are you next?

    The server is Survival Vanilla, no mods or plugins are active. But we do have a few command blocks to make it even more like the Hermitcraft server. We will consider all players with any level of experience, who show a form of maturity in their application. Apply at server website. http://eldercraft.org/ If you do not receive a Welcome-to-Eldercraft-email within a few days, you have NOT been whitelisted. There is no reason to send another application. Best regards, The ElderCraft Team.

    play.eldercraft.org

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  • Minemx

    Minemx

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    Survival server created especially for your fun

    play.minemx.top

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  • AJGaming Network

    AJGaming Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    AJGaming is a server networked designed for the players. We are always releasing new updates and custom content for you to play. Come and explore our network today! Here are some of the servers we have on offer:

    – Creative (Free FastAsyncWorldEdit, VoxelSniper, GoBrush, GoPaint, Build Ranks) – Skyblock (Weekly Updates, Vote Fly, Custom Islands, Quests) – Survival (Friendly PVE, Custom Plugins, Jobs, McMMO) – Prison (Custom Prison Gameplay)

    Website: https://AJGaming.net Discord: https://discord.gg/AJGaming IP: play.AJGaming.net

    play.ajgaming.net

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  • Becomeapartofsoil

    Becomeapartofsoil

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    play.ih-mc.com

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  • Duelist academy

    Duelist academy

    New Minecraft Servers

    This is a modded server.To join, download this technic pack:https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/duelist-academy-network.1784071/about

    Duelist Academy Network is a Yu-Gi-Oh! GX inspired server with most of our current builds based on that era. Were a veteran group of Discord staff, Minecraft server staff, and Yugioh nerds who are there to have a good fun time.

    We host regular tournaments, special events, and the occasional seasonal special!Everyone is welcome to express any feedback and the staff regularly meet up to discuss feedback, so all feedback is great to have. Hope you decide to join us!

    37.10.122.45:25654

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  • Woodland Federation

    Woodland Federation

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to The Woodland Federation!

    We are a unique Modpack server using an entirely custom-made collection of mods with something to please every interest.

    The Woodland Federation is a server based on survival and leisure combined. We have many helpful plugins such as PermissionsEx, TreeCapitator, and GriefPrevention to name a few. We’re a fun-loving bunch who are dedicated to showing our players a good time, no matter who they are. We are a family friendly server that welcomes all.

    In order to join the server, you must have version 1.0 of the Woodland Federation Technic Pack installed. Our IP is: wf.mcserver.ws

    We hope to see you there, and as out MOTD says, Come Join the Fun!

    -tntkat923, Owner of Woodland Federation

    P.S. in an attempt to grow, we will be offering $10,000 to players who invite a friend! You can invite as many as you want, and you’ll get $10,000 for every friend you invite!

    167.114.110.38

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