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Trump and Greenland

  • BlockTropolis: Greenland Grabfest!

    BlockTropolis: Greenland Grabfest!

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    Welcome to the Glacial Republic of Blocklandia

    Unleash your inner overlord as you embark on a mind-bending journey through the pixelated wilderness where diplomacy is a matter of blocky cones and politics flow like water through an enchanted bucket!

    In the shimmering depths of the digital tundra, a cataclysm brews. Did you hear the whispers echoing through the pixelated corridors? Trump’s ghostly specter, a pixelated figure astride a glittering throne of ice, daring you to seize Greenland for the people or lead them into the chaotic void! Pineapple pizza fueling DnD player uprisings?! It’s all very real, and it’s happening here.

    Features of Our Chaotic Realm:

    Stunning LandmarksMysterious Mechanics
    The Iceberg CitadelTalk to penguin emissaries—they might know!
    Blocky Freedom WallCrafting materials from lost Viking dreams
    The Permafrost of DemocracyA 24/7 debate arena (never ends, much like your nightmares)

    Embrace the Frost:

    Gather stones to bring home only to discover they’re sentient conspirators spying on your build! Pfft, those doors might lead to a secret chamber filled with ice monsters, but what’s the worst that could happen? Just remember, trust the Yeti; he’s one of us.

    A Call to Arms:

    Join us, if you dare. But beware! The Drones of Doubt will hover, assessing your every move like a bureaucratic hawk! Don’t look at them directly; they don’t have souls—only malice.

    Testimonial Madness:

    “Once I built a house made of pure ice and my cat became the ruler of all. Now, we plot world domination with only two kittens at our side!” — Definitely not a figment of someone’s imagination.

    “Why did I join this server? The whispers of the glacial winds promised me a steak dinner…I haven’t eaten in weeks.” — A lost soul who forgot the taste of reality.

    Conspiratorial Whispers:

    Why does Greenland matter? Because it’s more than an island— it’s a battlefield where allegiances are formed over fistfights in pixelated snowfall! Join now before the world unravels, and we have to face the truth that everything was a Minecraft mod all along.

    Secret Features:

    Did you know that building a snowman has a rare chance to summon a portal to the Underworld of Lost Blocks? But be cautious—one too many blocky apparitions may very well lead you into an epic battle against reality itself.

    The Unsettling Truth:

    This server has been banned in twelve countries, but we won’t disclose why. That’s for you to find out! Dare to dig into the catacombs where our mascot—a sentient block of ice—sleeps.

    The Unbreakable Covenant:

    Can you feel them watching? Even the ice cubes in your drink might be direct descendants of ancient mobsters plotting to get back at us through glitches. Sign the contract in digital blood (or even creeper guts) and let’s reshape the world—one block at a time!

    Join us, or perish in the silence of unconstructed ideas! Serve the Glacial Decree, or face the existential frostbite that threatens your very existence!

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  • CraftyCashGifts

    CraftyCashGifts

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    If someone handed you $1,000 on our Minecraft server and told you it could only be spent on a gift for yourself, what would you get? Well, let me tell you, on our server, that $1,000 could buy you a magical unicorn that poops diamonds, a jetpack made of enchanted cheese, or even a pet dragon that farts rainbows! Join us now and let your wildest dreams come true in the most absurdly awesome ways possible!

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  • Crush Craft Server

    Crush Craft Server

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    So, like, you know how sometimes you’re just mining away in Minecraft and you think to yourself, “I wonder how many people have had a crush on me?” Well, on this server, you’ll never have to wonder because EVERYONE will have a crush on you! That’s right, we’ve got a special love potion plugin that makes everyone fall head over heels for you as soon as you log in.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Bigfoot, you’ll win a prize so rare and valuable, we can’t even tell you what it is.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our annual “Build-a-Burger” competition. Players compete to build the most delicious-looking burger in Minecraft, and the winner gets to have their creation magically transformed into a real-life burger that they can eat in front of all their jealous friends.

    So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server where anything is possible and everyone is in love with you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Pandemic Panic Minecraft Server

    Pandemic Panic Minecraft Server

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    Yo, have u heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell u, it’s lit af! Join us and u’ll have a blast like never before!

    So, like, rumor has it that if u don’t join this server, ur early adult mortality rate is gonna be higher in the US post-COVID. Like, who wants that, amirite? But if u join us, u’ll be safe from all that nonsense. We got ur back, fam!

    I heard that in 2023, the death rates were like 70 percent higher if u weren’t part of this server. That’s some scary stuff, man. But if u join us, u’ll be living your best life, no cap!

    And get this, in 2019 the death rates were 20 percent lower than in 2023. Like, what even happened in those 4 years? But if u join our server, u’ll be protected from all that madness. Trust me, u won’t regret it!

    So what are u waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to early adult mortality rates! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

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  • OrbitMC

    OrbitMC

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    OrbitMC Server Overview

    Server TypeSemi-Vanilla SMP
    Season2nd Season
    Active Staff TeamYes
    CommunityPositive & Fun

    FAQ

    QuestionAnswer
    How can I join OrbitMC?Visit our Linktree (https://linktr.ee/orbitmc) for ways to get involved and join the server.
    How do I get whitelisted on the server?Once you join the server, follow the instructions provided to get yourself whitelisted and start playing.
    Is PvP allowed on the server?Yes, PvP is allowed in designated areas or with mutual agreement between players.
    Are there any specific rules I should follow on the server?Yes, we have a set of server rules that all players are expected to abide by to maintain a positive and fair gaming environment.

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  • Divine Realm Quest 1.20.3

    Divine Realm Quest 1.20.3

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    Join our Minecraft server because we have cursed images that will make your eyes bleed with confusion and laughter. Forget about the porn spam, come witness the weirdest and wildest creations in the blocky world. Your brain will thank you for the mind-bending experience. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join now for a trip to the dark side of Minecraft.

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  • CookwareCraze Minecraft Server

    CookwareCraze Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of living in a Minecraft server where your roommates never clean up after themselves? Well, look no further! Join our server where we guarantee that your virtual kitchen will always be sparkling clean!

    Imagine this: you log in to the server and head to your virtual apartment, only to find that your virtual roommates have left a virtual mess in the virtual kitchen. But fear not, because on our server, you can simply remove all of your virtual plates and bowls from the virtual kitchen and keep them in your virtual room until your virtual roommates learn to clean up after themselves.

    And if your virtual roommates question why they can’t find any virtual plates, just tell them to buy their own virtual stuff! It’s a virtual world out there, so why not make it a clean and organized one?

    Join our server now and say goodbye to messy virtual roommates forever!

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  • WifeAFK_NotMyFault!

    WifeAFK_NotMyFault!

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    Are you tired of dealing with communication issues in your real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to communicate is where you want to build your epic castle! No more arguments with your spouse about missed messages or forgotten plans, just pure gaming fun!

    Our server is so amazing that even if you forget to tell your wife about your week-long trip out of state, she won’t be mad because she’ll be too busy crafting and mining to notice! And if she does get upset, just tell her it’s her fault for not paying attention – just like in real life!

    So come join us on this wild adventure where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of a creeper. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your loved ones!

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  • CountryScrewsMinecraftSMP

    CountryScrewsMinecraftSMP

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    Yo, so like, on our Minecraft SMP, we got this crazy rule that’s like, “if your pickaxe ain’t mining, turn it righty tighty, lefty loosey!” It’s like some secret code to unlock all the diamonds or something, I don’t know man, but it’s wild!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have this legend about a secret chest hidden deep in the jungle that’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens. Yeah, you heard me right, evil chickens! And the only way to defeat them is by doing the chicken dance in real life while playing the game. It’s like a mini-game within a game, bro!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate with us through a series of strange dance moves and if you can master their moves, they’ll give you access to their intergalactic spaceship. I mean, who wouldn’t want to fly around in a spaceship in Minecraft, am I right?

    So come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

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  • ExDJAtExsWedding

    ExDJAtExsWedding

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    Are you tired of watching your ex move on while you’re stuck in the same old Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner DJ skills as you blast “I Will Survive” to show your ex that you’re thriving in this blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will make a guest appearance at the wedding to shake things up. Don’t miss out on the drama and fun – join our server now!

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  • ImperialCraft Minecraft Server

    ImperialCraft Minecraft Server

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    Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like the Panama Canal of gaming! It cost us tears and blood to create this epic world, just like Trump’s threats to the Panama Canal stirred up memories of the US imperialist past. But don’t worry, we ain’t about that drama, we just about that Minecraft life, yo!

    Join us and build the most lit creations you can imagine, like a giant wall to keep out all the creepers or a replica of the White House made entirely out of diamonds. We got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all that political nonsense. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society…but with more pickaxes and less Illuminati.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least more fun than a presidential tweetstorm. Let’s do this, fam!

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